Real Newspaper Ads

[Janet]

Thought these were cute.....:)

REAL NEWSPAPER ADS


FREE PUPPIES:
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.

FREE PUPPIES...
Mother, AKC German Shepherd.
Father, Super Dog...able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG.
Looks like a rat .... been out a while.
Better be a reward.

COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.

NORDIC TRACK
$300 Hardly used, call Chubby.

GEORGIA PEACHES
California grown - 89 cents lb.

JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer $300.

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE.
WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE.
Call Stephanie.

AND THE BEST ONE:


FOR SALE BY OWNER:
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
Excellent condition.
$1,000 or best offer.
No longer needed, got married last month.
Wife knows everything.

[Yorkie Lover]

[QUOTE=Janet]
FREE PUPPIES:
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.
QUOTE]


Too funny!!!! send them to Jay Leno ....

[rivermom]

Oh my gosh, these were all so funny and cute!! :p

[DianaB]

Those were good ones!! Thanks for sharing!!

[Gina]

AND THE BEST ONE:


FOR SALE BY OWNER:
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
Excellent condition.
$1,000 or best offer.
No longer needed, got married last month.
Wife knows everything.[/QUOTE]


Gotta love them all but this one was the best!! lol Thanks for sharing Janet

[Lissa]

Wow, I wish I had that kind of wit!!!

Thanks for sharing!!!

[Marilyn]

Really cool!!!! Thank you for sharing them!!!!!:thumbup:

[Tink]

Too funny!

I once heard about one that read

"For sale: One used parachute. One small stain."