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Janet
09-10-2006, 05:31 PM
Resident alien

Advanced BASIC

Small crowd

Pretty ugly

Twelve-ounce pound cake

diet ice cream

Exact estimate
Kimberley
09-10-2006, 05:51 PM
things that make you go hmmmmm
Amber_lv
09-10-2006, 07:52 PM
LOL those are great!
Mandy
09-10-2006, 11:58 PM
Good ones LOL
rivermom
09-11-2006, 07:57 AM
Too funny! My husband ALWAYS says "It's exactly the same but only different". I can't help but give him this cross-eyed look whenever he does, LOL. :D
Sherry Lynn
09-11-2006, 07:58 AM
Don't forget... Jumbo Shrimp.... Military Intelligence.....:p
Janet
09-11-2006, 08:02 AM
Don't forget... Jumbo Shrimp.... Military Intelligence.....:p


OOOHH good ones...anyone else think of any?

How about tiny bit big
RLC12345678
09-12-2006, 10:36 AM
Try this website (http://www.oxymoronlist.com/). It is the "largest list of oxymorons ever collected." They are really funny!
RLC12345678
09-12-2006, 10:36 AM
Here are the TOP 20 from that website I just posted:

20. Government Organization
19. Alone Together
18. Personal Computer
17. Silent Scream
16. Living Dead
15. Same Difference
14. Taped Live
13. Plastic Glasses
12. Tight Slacks
11. Peace Force
10. Pretty Ugly
9. Head Butt
8. Working Vacation
7. Tax Return
6. Virtual Reality
5. Dodge Ram
4. Work Party
3. Jumbo Shrimp
2. Healthy Tan
1. Microsoft Works
Janet
09-12-2006, 01:47 PM
Those are good, now I'll have to check the site out.
Sherry Lynn
09-12-2006, 04:54 PM
I use 'same difference' all the time...:p

That website had some great ones!