Game! Write a Story!

[AngieDoogles]

Another forum game! :) Woohoo! (I love these!)

The rules are to write a story and make it as crazy and funny as possible. You must write exactly three words at a time. I'll start!

Once my neighbor

*The next person continues the sentence. You can use punctuation and end the sentence at any time. For example, "it. Then he". Enjoy!*

[Mandy]

Asked me to....

[AngieDoogles]

Join the circus

[Chandra Amaya]

and I decided

[AngieDoogles]

to learn to

[Mandy]

Dance the HOOLA :D

[Chandra Amaya]

while learning this,

[Mandy]

He stood on....

[AngieDoogles]

an elephant accidently!

[Chandra Amaya]

when I ran

[AngieDoogles]

away, I felt

[Mandy]

Relieved to know...

[Chandra Amaya]

the elephant wasn't

[AngieDoogles]

Following me! But

[Mandy]

On my heels....

[AngieDoogles]

was a giant

[Chandra Amaya]

slug that was

[Mandy]

Creeping up on...

[AngieDoogles]

me. I had

[Chandra Amaya]

to grab my

[Mandy]

chubby cheeks and..

[AngieDoogles]

make a scary

[Mandy]

to think that

[Chandra Amaya]

face at him.

[AngieDoogles]

to think that

lol, what?

[AngieDoogles]

face at him.

It worked! He

*sorry Mandy, I didn't understand!*

[Mandy]

LMAO!!! Its late and im *** in my pants from L M A O :yelrotflmao: :yelrotflmao:

[AngieDoogles]

LMAO!!! Its late and im *** in my pants from L M A O :yelrotflmao: :yelrotflmao:

lol! That's okay! :)

[Mandy]

lol! That's okay! :)

LOL.... i havent even had a drink tonight! Go figure :D

[AngieDoogles]

This is the last sentence:

I had to grab my chubby cheeks and make a face at him. It worked! He...

:) Next person!

[AngieDoogles]

LOL.... i havent even had a drink tonight! Go figure :D

Uh oh! No drinks for you tonight! LOL!!

[Mandy]

Uh oh! No drinks for you tonight! LOL!!

Noooooooooo i wont - am not making any sense as it is LMAO!

[AngieDoogles]

Noooooooooo i wont - am not making any sense as it is LMAO!

LOL! It happens... ;)

[Mandy]

This is the last sentence:

I had to grab my chubby cheeks and make a face at him. It worked! He...

:) Next person!


Made me realise...

[Chandra Amaya]

curled up and

[AngieDoogles]

my long lost

*Traci, yours wasn't up yet. Sorry!*

[Mandy]

buddy was there

[Mandy]

my long lost

*Traci, yours wasn't up yet. Sorry!*

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[AngieDoogles]

It had been

[Chandra Amaya]

my long lost

*Traci, yours wasn't up yet. Sorry!*
lol np....I'm messing it up alot

[AngieDoogles]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


hahaha! I guess this thread is just going TOO fast tonight. LOL!

[AngieDoogles]

lol np....I'm messing it up alot


LOL, it's not your fault. We are just responding too quickly. :D

[Mandy]

hahaha! I guess this thread is just going TOO fast tonight. LOL!

If we read back on this thread tomorrow we will need "keep me dry" panties thats for sure LMAO!

[AngieDoogles]

If we read back on this thread tomorrow we will need "keep me dry" panties thats for sure LMAO!

LoL! That's what I was hoping for when I put the game on here. I put it on YT and it was SO boring! No one would be creative so it was basically about dogs running around a park. Hahaha!

[Chandra Amaya]

If we read back on this thread tomorrow we will need "keep me dry" panties thats for sure LMAO!
omg how funny :yelrotflmao:

[AngieDoogles]

Here's where we left off. Long lost buddy came back and

it had been

Traci, you go first, then Mandy... Maybe that'll save on the confusion, lol!

[Mandy]

Ahhhhhhhh theres nothing better then a bunch of woman together yapping away with a vivid imagination, talking the biggest load of hogwash and loving it LOL :D

[Chandra Amaya]

Here's where we left off. Long lost buddy came back and

it had been

Traci, you go first, then Mandy... Maybe that'll save on the confusion, lol!
almost eight years

[Mandy]

Since we last..

[AngieDoogles]

Ahhhhhhhh theres nothing better then a bunch of woman together yapping away with a vivid imagination, talking the biggest load of hogwash and loving it LOL :D

hahaha...ain't that the truth!

[AngieDoogles]

played in our

[Mandy]

treehouse with the..

[AngieDoogles]

I think Traci left...

enormous black and

[Mandy]

white stick that

*Traci where r ya*

[AngieDoogles]

was great for

[Chandra Amaya]

I think Traci left...

enormous black and
sorry your wonderful niece decided to "fingerpaint" & she had no paint.

[Mandy]

was great for

tapping on those

[AngieDoogles]

sorry your wonderful niece decided to "fingerpaint" & she had no paint.

The older one or younger one?? LOL! Too funny!

[AngieDoogles]

secret tunnel entrances.

[Mandy]

sorry your wonderful niece decided to "fingerpaint" & she had no paint.

:cool: and what did she paint with :cool:

[Mandy]

but remember when

[Chandra Amaya]

The older one or younger one?? LOL! Too funny!
LOL the baby...out of her diaper & it isn't funny when you have to clean it :p

[AngieDoogles]

:cool: and what did she paint with :cool:

That's what I was wondering. LOL!

[AngieDoogles]

LOL the baby...out of her diaper & it isn't funny when you have to clean it :p

YIKES! Sorry Traci...

[AngieDoogles]

that 350 pound

[Chandra Amaya]

we first met

[Mandy]

LOL the baby...out of her diaper & it isn't funny when you have to clean it :p

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL :yelrotflmao: :yelrotflmao: :yelrotflmao: :yelrotflmao: :yelrotflmao: :yelrotflmao: :yelrotflmao: sorryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy but i AM laughing my head off!

[AngieDoogles]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL :yelrotflmao: :yelrotflmao: :yelrotflmao: :yelrotflmao: :yelrotflmao: :yelrotflmao: :yelrotflmao: sorryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy but i AM laughing my head off!

I'm thinking GROSS!!!!!!!!!! :eek: lol

[Mandy]

and we sang

[Chandra Amaya]

I'm thinking GROSS!!!!!!!!!! :eek: lol
lol its a baby thing yours will do it atleast once when you have some

[AngieDoogles]

The bohemian rhapsody

[Mandy]

I'm thinking GROSS!!!!!!!!!! :eek: lol

It IS gross when you have to clean it!!!!!!!!! :o

[AngieDoogles]

lol its a baby thing yours will do it atleast once when you have some

Can you tell I'm not a parent yet!?! :p

[Chandra Amaya]

"Lean on me"

[Mandy]

And we danced

[AngieDoogles]

the night away?

[Chandra Amaya]

the funky chicken

[Mandy]

we looked like

[AngieDoogles]

complete idiots, but

[Chandra Amaya]

we had fun.

[Mandy]

Girls........ girls girls girls........ im having FUN - but its 1am... and i think Sheryl is still out taking pics :confused: but im tired, and not making much sense to myself, so i cant expect anyone of you to understand what im talking about LOL
I reckon i need to go get some sleep... :D

[AngieDoogles]

Girls........ girls girls girls........ im having FUN - but its 1am... and i think Sheryl is still out taking pics :confused: but im tired, and not making much sense to myself, so i cant expect anyone of you to understand what im talking about LOL
I reckon i need to go get some sleep... :D

LoL, we don't care about making sense! Hehehe! But I hope you have a wonderful night! It has been SO much fun playing this silly game with you. :D

[Chandra Amaya]

Girls........ girls girls girls........ im having FUN - but its 1am... and i think Sheryl is still out taking pics :confused: but im tired, and not making much sense to myself, so i cant expect anyone of you to understand what im talking about LOL
I reckon i need to go get some sleep... :D
awww it's only 8 for us hon. rest well.

[Mandy]

LoL, we don't care about making sense! Hehehe! But I hope you have a wonderful night! It has been SO much fun playing this silly game with you. :D

Thanks girl, im gonna read back on it tomorrow.

Thanks for the game girls... will be back later ;) Nighty night :D

[AngieDoogles]

Thanks girl, im gonna read back on it tomorrow.

Thanks for the gave girls... will be back later ;) Nighty night :D

G'night! Sleep well!

[AngieDoogles]

In case anyone else wants to play, we can continue!

Then, we saw

[Chandra Amaya]

the biggest green

[AngieDoogles]

lizard in the

[Chandra Amaya]

tent back at

[Marilyn]

the circus. Hey,

[AngieDoogles]

that's a talking

[Marilyn]

donkey you have

[rivermom]

and wearing shoes.

[Marilyn]

Not just any

[rivermom]

but red stiletos.

[AngieDoogles]

What bright shoes

[Gina]

What bright shoes


to go with my sexy dress

[AngieDoogles]

but where will

[Marilyn]

be no sex

[Janet]

and that's good!!

[rivermom]

Or not possibly!

[AngieDoogles]

What will I

[AngieDoogles]

I just wanted to show everyone how crazy these three word at a time stories can get. Here's one (that's still ongoing) from a Facebook group.

My neighbor was wishing for death to come to my pet dog fluffy. I did a jumping jack while eating some 2-(2-Propyl)-5-methyl-1-cyclohexanol. It tasted like hot soup. "Crikey!" said my midget Irish friend. "What?" I asked. "I am feeling very lucky today." said Lucy. BANG! The drum slowly exploded with a sound that could be concidered like Botswanans postulating the meaning of cheese and of life. (I mean, EVERYONE do the Robot dance or forever suffer with shame) Then suddenly a pirate ship appeared out of thin fog and began which johny depp found to be beyond the point where the moon does not exist. "I ate three penguin toast points ," said George Bush though he never uses proper grammer. Instead, he flosses regularly. His dentist would otherwise sell GWB's pants to terrorist groups. This raised money for the Invisible Children. Who are they? They are protected by a code (like OSHA's). But! Hark! There's a shiny blue Cadillac pulling into Wal-Mart driven by pandas with insatiable appetites for Tauren strippers. What an atrocity! "Where's the WMD?" the beef commercial said it was in the psychotic-sadomasochistic realm of England next to the cheesey poofs. Chicken is delicious. Anyways, I totally banged my funny bone and your mother in one thrust. Oddly enough, that wasn't the worst thing that ever crossed my mind. Once, I paddled a canoe across her labia. Somehow, futons began popping as lucius finally danced with his new polynesian boyfriend who sewed several shiny, shiny, jangly molybdenum pacemakers which were on sale for a whopping 319.2481 Icelandic Kronur. Victory is Mine! I then went to the 7-11 for a slurpee. I was accosted by a stupendously fast vintage lawnmower similar to the manufacturer's model, but it ran on pure Georgian ethanol. The smell was absolutely f***ing awful but it wasn't vomit-inducing. Nevertheless, I started to sing "Miss Mary Mack stole my slurpees." Thus, I pleged to Satan that investing garden snails would be my something Blue. However, hesitate to articulate on such a questions so grand, and you'll over-post. Anyway, to continue, our Irish hero was disastrously underestimated yet he still maintained his hair which angered the muffin man who lost two dimes to Overlord UNGUU'THUUNGANAAK.

It cracked me up. This is where I got the idea. lol

[rivermom]

I just wanted to show everyone how crazy these three word at a time stories can get. Here's one (that's still ongoing) from a Facebook group.

My neighbor was wishing for death to come to my pet dog fluffy. I did a jumping jack while eating some 2-(2-Propyl)-5-methyl-1-cyclohexanol. It tasted like hot soup. "Crikey!" said my midget Irish friend. "What?" I asked. "I am feeling very lucky today." said Lucy. BANG! The drum slowly exploded with a sound that could be concidered like Botswanans postulating the meaning of cheese and of life. (I mean, EVERYONE do the Robot dance or forever suffer with shame) Then suddenly a pirate ship appeared out of thin fog and began which johny depp found to be beyond the point where the moon does not exist. "I ate three penguin toast points ," said George Bush though he never uses proper grammer. Instead, he flosses regularly. His dentist would otherwise sell GWB's pants to terrorist groups. This raised money for the Invisible Children. Who are they? They are protected by a code (like OSHA's). But! Hark! There's a shiny blue Cadillac pulling into Wal-Mart driven by pandas with insatiable appetites for Tauren strippers. What an atrocity! "Where's the WMD?" the beef commercial said it was in the psychotic-sadomasochistic realm of England next to the cheesey poofs. Chicken is delicious. Anyways, I totally banged my funny bone and your mother in one thrust. Oddly enough, that wasn't the worst thing that ever crossed my mind. Once, I paddled a canoe across her labia. Somehow, futons began popping as lucius finally danced with his new polynesian boyfriend who sewed several shiny, shiny, jangly molybdenum pacemakers which were on sale for a whopping 319.2481 Icelandic Kronur. Victory is Mine! I then went to the 7-11 for a slurpee. I was accosted by a stupendously fast vintage lawnmower similar to the manufacturer's model, but it ran on pure Georgian ethanol. The smell was absolutely f***ing awful but it wasn't vomit-inducing. Nevertheless, I started to sing "Miss Mary Mack stole my slurpees." Thus, I pleged to Satan that investing garden snails would be my something Blue. However, hesitate to articulate on such a questions so grand, and you'll over-post. Anyway, to continue, our Irish hero was disastrously underestimated yet he still maintained his hair which angered the muffin man who lost two dimes to Overlord UNGUU'THUUNGANAAK.

It cracked me up. This is where I got the idea. lol


Oh my gosh!! This is too funny! :thumbup:

[rivermom]

What will I


Ever do now?

[AngieDoogles]

BOOM! I saw

[Chandra Amaya]

a sale on

[Gina]

this awesome handbag

[Chandra Amaya]

and decided I

[Marilyn]

could use it

[Chandra Amaya]

to make my

[Janet]

fast getaway to

[AngieDoogles]

The Hawaiian Islands!

[Chandra Amaya]

So I climbed

[AngieDoogles]

an active volcano

[Chandra Amaya]

but it started

[Janet]

to shake horribly

[AngieDoogles]

and the ground

[Janet]

seemed far away

[Mandy]

i did not

[Janet]

realize that a

[Marilyn]

giant TROLL was

[AngieDoogles]

playing the drums!

[Forgivenmom5]

while blowing bubbles

[AngieDoogles]

and singing the

[Chandra Amaya]

theme song to

[Mandy]

the children that

[Janet]

are from a

[Chandra Amaya]

Planet unlike ours.

[AngieDoogles]

This planet is

[Janet]

full of strange

[AngieDoogles]

three-headed llama goats

(how's that for creative?!) :D

[Chandra Amaya]

that only speak

(wow I'm impressed)

[Janet]

to pretty females

[Mandy]

in sexy bikini's

[Janet]

with big boobs

[Chandra Amaya]

So I knew

[DianaB]

What I wanted

[AngieDoogles]

was to get

[Forgivenmom5]

out of there

[AngieDoogles]

Cause I have

[Mandy]

been meaning to

[Janet]

clean out closets

[Chandra Amaya]

so I jumped

[AngieDoogles]

over the moon

[Chandra Amaya]

and landed on

[AngieDoogles]

top of the

[Chandra Amaya]

a snow covered

[Janet]

huge chocolate pie

[AngieDoogles]

Yum! Luckily, I

[Janet]

am not dieting...

[Chandra Amaya]

but where could

[Janet]

we find a

[Chandra Amaya]

spoon or fork?

[Janet]

Where are they?

[rivermom]

Maybe my underware?

[AngieDoogles]

So I checked

[Janet]

and was frightened

[AngieDoogles]

To find that

[Mandy]

my bra was

[Janet]

Over my ears

[Chandra Amaya]

No wonder I

[Janet]

people looked at

[AngieDoogles]

at my big

[Janet]

beautiful blue eyes

[AngieDoogles]

They have enchanting

[Mandy]

life in them

[rivermom]

It possibly might

[AngieDoogles]

give life to

[Chandra Amaya]

The dead hippopotumas

[Mandy]

that lay there

[Janet]

in the mud

[AngieDoogles]

but when they

[rivermom]

begin having wings

[Janet]

you start wondering

[AngieDoogles]

when they will

[rivermom]

ever fly backwards?

[Forgivenmom5]

then they would

[AngieDoogles]

be able to

[rivermom]

see forgotten dreams.

[Chandra Amaya]

so we all

[AngieDoogles]

can run amuck

[Chandra Amaya]

and go to

[Mandy]

all the places

[Janet]

we've dreamed about

[AngieDoogles]

for so long.

[Mandy]

and now that

[DianaB]

we all can

[Janet]

play hop scotch

[dewdrop67]

in the fields

[Mandy]

with pretty flowers

[AngieDoogles]

Life is good.

[Mandy]

time to enjoy

[Janet]

nice hot bath

[AngieDoogles]

And a day

[DianaB]

of beautiful sunshine

[AngieDoogles]

but then there

[Chandra Amaya]

will always be

[Mandy]

those sexy shades

[AngieDoogles]

that you wear

[Janet]

on your head

[Mandy]

not to forget

[Janet]

what they're for

[Chandra Amaya]

because without our

[Janet]

sexy shades we'd

[Chandra Amaya]

be blinded by

[Mandy]

those crazy things

[DianaB]

that reflect in

[AngieDoogles]

the sun's blinding

[Chandra Amaya]

light but without

[AngieDoogles]

my superhero powers

[Forgivenmom5]

I wouldn't be

[Janet]

able to see

[AngieDoogles]

The purple hippopotamus

[Forgivenmom5]

sitting in the

[Janet]

bright red convertable

[AngieDoogles]

with the windows

[Janet]

and convertable top

[AngieDoogles]

open, the wind

[Janet]

whisking by my

[DianaB]

sun-tanned face. Suddenly......

[Janet]

I smelled something

[AngieDoogles]

oddly familiar and

[Janet]

I think it's

[AngieDoogles]

My ex-husband's favorite

[Forgivenmom5]

very stinky cologne

[AngieDoogles]

That means he

[Mandy]

does not smell....

[Chandra Amaya]

like a skunk

[Mandy]

but not that

[Janet]

Pepe LePew kind

[DianaB]

He looked very.......

[Janet]

crazy and tried

[DianaB]

but his smile

[AngieDoogles]

was quite scary!

[DianaB]

He asked me......

[Mandy]

to take a...

[AngieDoogles]

walk around the

[DianaB]

park with him.....

[Janet]

but I said

[AngieDoogles]

No way, you

[Marilyn]

big nasty scoundrel!!

[AngieDoogles]

He immediately decided

[DianaB]

to call his......

[AngieDoogles]

mom and whine

[Mandy]

but she didnt

[Janet]

answer her phone

[AngieDoogles]

So then he

[Mandy]

tried to phone

[Janet]

the local zoo