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RLC12345678
09-11-2006, 01:37 PM
What Marriage is About
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>> He ordered one hamburger, one order of French
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>> Fries and one drink.
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>> The old man unwrapped the plain hamburger and
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>> Carefully cut it in half.
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>> He placed one half in front of his wife.
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>> He then carefully counted out the French fries,
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>> Dividing them into two piles and neatly placed
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>> One pile in front of his wife.
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>> He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip
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>> And then set the cup down between them.
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>> As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger,
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>> The people around them kept looking over
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>> And whispering.
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>> You could tell they were thinking, "That poor
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>> Old couple - all they can afford is one meal for
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>> The two of them."
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>> As the man began to eat his fries a young man
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>> Came to the table. He politely offered to buy
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>> Another meal for the old couple. The old man
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>> Said they were just fine - They were used to
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>> Sharing everything.
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>> The surrounding people noticed the little old
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>> Lady hadn't eaten a bite. She sat there watching
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>> Her husband eat and occasionally taking
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>> Turns sipping the drink.
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>> Again the young man came over and begged them to
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>> Let him buy another meal for them. This time the old
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>> Woman said "No, thank you, we are used to sharing
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>> Everything."
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>> As the old man finished and was wiping his face
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>> Neatly with the napkin, the young man again came
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>> Over to the little old lady who had yet to eat a single
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>> Bite of food and asked "What is it you are waiting for?"
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>> She answered
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>> (This is great)
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>> "THE TEETH."

Janet
09-11-2006, 01:41 PM
Read that one before but like it everytime I read it!!!:)

Kimberley
09-11-2006, 04:03 PM
Roflmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mandy
09-12-2006, 12:37 AM
LMFAO O-M-G i was reading wondering where this was going to, it's hilarious!! LOL

rivermom
09-12-2006, 04:58 AM
Thanks for the laugh! This was hilarious. :D

hle_625
09-12-2006, 06:49 AM
LOL! Very funny!

Amber_lv
09-17-2006, 08:44 PM
OMG :yelrotflmao: :yelrotflmao: :yelrotflmao: :yelrotflmao: ROTFLMAO

Necee419
09-18-2006, 05:24 AM
LOL LOL That is so funny!! You got me there.:yelrotflmao: :yelrotflmao: