sashajade
05-05-2007, 06:16 PM
a couple who had been married for fifty years were sitting at the breakfast table and the wife says "JUST THINK FIFTY YEARS AGO WE WERE SITTING AT THIS VERY BREAKFAST TABLE" the old man replys "YEAH I KNOW AND FIFTY YEARS AGO WE WERE PROBLEY SITTING HERE NAKED AS A JAILBIRD" granny replys "WELL LETS RELIVE SOME OLD TIMES" whereupon the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table.
"YOU KNOW HONEY" the little old lady says breathlessly "MY NIPPLES ARE AS HOT FOR YOU TODAY AS THEY WERE FIFTY YEARS AGO" "I WOULDNT BE SURPRISED" replied gramps "ONES IN YOUR COFFEE AND THE OTHERS IN YOUR OATMEAL" :D :D :D
"YOU KNOW HONEY" the little old lady says breathlessly "MY NIPPLES ARE AS HOT FOR YOU TODAY AS THEY WERE FIFTY YEARS AGO" "I WOULDNT BE SURPRISED" replied gramps "ONES IN YOUR COFFEE AND THE OTHERS IN YOUR OATMEAL" :D :D :D