Have you ever faked it?

[Necee419]

Time to fess up ladies. How many of you all have faked it? I'll be the first to admit I did this a few times when I was younger. Once with my ex-boyfriend I think I exaggerated a bit too much because he asked me when it was over if I had actually finished. Like an idiot I admitted that I hadn't and he went ballistic. We almost broke up over that. I learned my lesson then and have never faked it with my husband. If it happens, fine but if I can't on that particular occassion, that's ok too.

[ice queen]

Like you I faked it with my ex boyfriend but he never knew-he thought he was the bee's knees!:rolleyes: But with my hubby i can't fake it all . You know how sometimes even if it feels divine you just can't do your thing? well that has happened a few times and i tried to fake it and he stopped and told me that he wouldn't be able to do his thing unless i did my thing first. He said that he feels bad if i don't do my thing at least three times before he does his. Needless to say we have GREAT sex!!! he is the first man who has ever made me have an orgasm-for many years i thought something was wrong with me-that perhaps something wasn't right down there but i guess my ex-boyfriends just didn't know how to start my engine!!!!!:p :D :p :D :p :D

[Janet]

OH MY GOODNESS....we do talk about everything here don't we???? I'm just not quite sure what to add to this......YOU ACTUALLY HAVE HAD AN ORGASM?????

I love this site!!!! LOL :D

[Ponyup]

I don't really do it alot because it seems like every inch of my body is an errogenous zone. I even once had a guy get me off just by playing with my bellybutton. I did have one boyfriend though that wasn't good at the foreplay stuff & was incredibly small & I had to fake it with him.

I've faked it a few times with my hubby, but I tell him I did it afterwards & that it's not his fault. Just sometimes you can't get into it you know.

[ice queen]

OH MY GOODNESS....we do talk about everything here don't we???? I'm just not quite sure what to add to this......YOU ACTUALLY HAVE HAD AN ORGASM?????

I love this site!!!! LOL :D
:D :D :D I always tell my hubby that's why I married him!!! at least he's good for something-hahaha!!:p :D :p :D ;)

[Carolyn]

I'll never tell. ;)

[ice queen]

I don't really do it alot because it seems like every inch of my body is an errogenous zone. I even once had a guy get me off just by playing with my bellybutton. I did have one boyfriend though that wasn't good at the foreplay stuff & was incredibly small & I had to fake it with him.

I've faked it a few times with my hubby, but I tell him I did it afterwards & that it's not his fault. Just sometimes you can't get into it you know.
Dang girl...wish i was like that...i'd never get out of the shower-i'd have it on the massage section of the nozzle!!! my thing is my lower back and the side of my neck-whoo when he bites my neck...it is ON!!!

[Ponyup]

Dang girl...wish i was like that...i'd never get out of the shower-i'd have it on the massage section of the nozzle!!! my thing is my lower back and the side of my neck-whoo when he bites my neck...it is ON!!!

What about the ears? I love my ears sucked on.

[ice queen]

What about the ears? I love my ears sucked on.
i am not too crazy about him sucking on my ears...i'm always scared he'll choke to death on my diamond studs! :rolleyes: :p

[hle_625]

Like you I faked it with my ex boyfriend but he never knew-he thought he was the bee's knees!:rolleyes: But with my hubby i can't fake it all . You know how sometimes even if it feels divine you just can't do your thing? well that has happened a few times and i tried to fake it and he stopped and told me that he wouldn't be able to do his thing unless i did my thing first. He said that he feels bad if i don't do my thing at least three times before he does his. Needless to say we have GREAT sex!!! he is the first man who has ever made me have an orgasm-for many years i thought something was wrong with me-that perhaps something wasn't right down there but i guess my ex-boyfriends just didn't know how to start my engine!!!!!:p :D :p :D :p :D


My hubby is exactly like yours, we arent done until I've at least had 3! Oh we have great sex as well! Ive never faked it, bc I dont have to. He would know if I did but he is so good at his job, there is no need to fake it :p

[Necee419]

My hubby is exactly like yours, we arent done until I've at least had 3! Oh we have great sex as well! Ive never faked it, bc I dont have to. He would know if I did but he is so good at his job, there is no need to fake it :p
Three??!! Wow, I don't think I have ever had three at one time. We are on a daily schedule so sometimes I am so tired from my day that it takes all my concentration just to have one. Maybe if we didn't do it every day I would be able to build up some tension. But my husband is a hot tamale so it's on 7 days a week.:p

[ice queen]

My hubby is exactly like yours, we arent done until I've at least had 3! Oh we have great sex as well! Ive never faked it, bc I dont have to. He would know if I did but he is so good at his job, there is no need to fake it :p
AMEN SISTER!!!! i'm getting all flushed just thinking about him coming home tomorrow...he's not gonna know what hit him!!!might even have to pull over on the side of the road for a make-out session(i pick him up about an hour form here!)you know what he does....when we are fighting and i'm furious at him he does me so good i just lay there with a grin on my face for hours and he gets such a big head over that...he'll give me this little smirk and tell me "you still mad at me?":D :D :D

[ice queen]

Three??!! Wow, I don't think I have ever had three at one time. We are on a daily schedule so sometimes I am so tired from my day that it takes all my concentration just to have one. Maybe if we didn't do it every day I would be able to build up some tension. But my husband is a hot tamale so it's on 7 days a week.:p
Girl he counts them and sometimes he throws in three more...i'm gonna have a heart attack on of these days! every day...i couldn't do it every day-we are rough and i would be too sore we space it out every other day unless we just say no pain no gain and go at it again!:cool:

[Mandy]

OH MY GOODNESS....we do talk about everything here don't we???? I'm just not quite sure what to add to this......YOU ACTUALLY HAVE HAD AN ORGASM?????

I love this site!!!! LOL :D


ROFLMAO!!!!!!! :yelrotflmao: :yelrotflmao: omg omg your a hoot!!

[Shannon]

I have never faked it. I have a theory on this one....
I think a women that fakes it, does a disservice to both herself and to the future lovers of men.
A lot of men think they are fantasic lovers and have overinflated egos about their prowess. I wouldn't want a man to think he was doing something right if he wasn't. Fortunately for me, Brian knew what he was doing the first night we hooked up and has continued to be excellent.;) :D :)

[2tiredmom]

Faked What. Is something suppose to happen. LOL

[Gina]

ROFLMAO!!!!!!! :yelrotflmao: :yelrotflmao: omg omg your a hoot!!


Yes Janet is soo funny, ladies we must be getting older...lmaooo and nooooooo I never fake it, and let me tell you young ones that sex gets better after 40 sooo you have so much to look forward to... lol Gina

[Kimberley]

Not all the time, but I have in the past

[Janet]

I don't really do it alot because it seems like every inch of my body is an errogenous zone. I even once had a guy get me off just by playing with my bellybutton. I did have one boyfriend though that wasn't good at the foreplay stuff & was incredibly small & I had to fake it with him.

I've faked it a few times with my hubby, but I tell him I did it afterwards & that it's not his fault. Just sometimes you can't get into it you know.

I bet you don't ride in elevators much do ya?:D

[Janet]

I am just so freak'n shocked I can't believe it. I'm blushing :embarass: and gagging all at the same time...LOL I can't believe all the details...LMAO....:D :D

So what cha all think about forgetting about posting our pictures, huh? LOL

I am so glad you young ones can talk so freely, I don't even talk to my husband that freely.....ummmm...maybe that's why it's been so long since "you know what". I have to explain how to do everything else to him, I'll be damned if I'm gonna explain that too......LOL

[BabyNicole]

Girl he counts them and sometimes he throws in three more...i'm gonna have a heart attack on of these days! every day...i couldn't do it every day-we are rough and i would be too sore we space it out every other day unless we just say no pain no gain and go at it again!:cool:


You ladies are making me jealous. I'm sexless right now! :eek: :yelrotflmao: :confuse2:

[ice queen]

I am just so freak'n shocked I can't believe it. I'm blushing :embarass: and gagging all at the same time...LOL I can't believe all the details...LMAO....:D :D

So what cha all think about forgetting about posting our pictures, huh? LOL

I am so glad you young ones can talk so freely, I don't even talk to my husband that freely.....ummmm...maybe that's why it's been so long since "you know what". I have to explain how to do everything else to him, I'll be damned if I'm gonna explain that too......LOL
janet i used to be really shy about anything sex-related but then own day i realized sometimes you just gotta tell it like you want it cuz men aren't mind readers. my mom brought me up not telling me anything about sex..or anything so i had to find out on my own. as for talking to your husband...if you can't bring yourself to tell him what you want..do what i do get it from him when he's asleep!!!he ain't gonna wake up in a bad mood i tell ya that much:wink2: :wink2: :wink2: :D :D

[Mandy]

Faked What. Is something suppose to happen. LOL


ROFLMAO!! You remind me of a friend who's husband asked her while they were being romantic "did you come hunny" to which she replied, "why did you go anywhere?"

[Amber_lv]

no comment lol:rolleyes: ;)

[Lindsey]

Okay I admit I have, but only because I HAD to! I used to date a guy who would actually cry if I didn't... and eventually he just wouldn't STOP until I did! I can't go on forever! I have other things to do! So I have faked, just so it would be over! That sounds terrible, doesn't it? :o Luckily, I don't have to fake anymore ;)

[ginab]

Guilty Guilty Guilty

[Sherry Lynn]

Never had to with Hubby, but I dated a guy once and it was like..."just get off of me already". All these years later, I wonder if he ever finally figured it out...:rolleyes:

[Taurus Babe]

I totally have. With my ex, I'd do it so he would go and it could be over with! Isn't that horrible! hahaha, I know, but whatever. All I have to say is that my new bf has got a magic touch!!