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RLC12345678
09-15-2006, 05:28 AM
Dear Abby,
A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher and the other is a social worker in her mid twenties. These two women go everywhere together and I've never seen a man go into or leave their apartment. Do you think they could be Lebanese?



Dear Abby,
What can I do about all the Sex, Nudity, Fowl Language and Violence On my VCR?


Dear Abby,
I have a man I can't trust. He cheats so much, I'm not even sure the baby I'm carrying is his.


Dear Abby,
I am a twenty-three year old liberated woman who has been on the pill for two years. It's getting expensive and I think my boy friend should share half the cost, but I don't know him well enough to discuss money with him.


Dear Abby,
I've suspected that my husband has been fooling around, and when confronted with the evidence, he denied everything and said it would never happen again.


Dear Abby,
Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy who was raised in a good Christian home turn against his own?


Dear Abby,
I joined the Navy to see the world. I've seen it. Now how do I get out?


Dear Abby,
My forty year old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50.00 an hour every week for two and a half years. He must be crazy.


(I love this one!!)
Dear Abby,
My mother is mean and short tempered. I think she is going through mental pause.


Dear Abby,
You told some woman whose husband had lost all interest in sex to send him to a doctor. Well, my husband lost all interest in sex and he is a doctor. Now what do I do?

Janet
09-15-2006, 05:57 AM
:yelrotflmao: ROFLMAO Those are H-I-L-A-R-I-O-U-S!!!!!!! I'm having trouble typing I'm laughing so hard!!!! :D :D :D :D On some of these threads I laugh so hard by the time I get off this computer my tummy hurts!!! and this is one of those threads!:D

Necee419
09-15-2006, 06:38 AM
Those are so funny!!:D :D :D Thanks, I really needed a good laugh this morning.:)

Amber_lv
09-15-2006, 07:03 AM
:yelrotflmao: :yelrotflmao: :yelrotflmao: OMG those are hillarious "Mental pause" lol

Mandy
09-15-2006, 08:07 AM
ROFLMAO!! :yelrotflmao: :yelrotflmao: Thanks for the laugh i needed that!! :yelrotflmao: :yelrotflmao:

RLC12345678
09-15-2006, 08:09 AM
:yelrotflmao: :yelrotflmao: :yelrotflmao: OMG those are hillarious "Mental pause" lol

Here's something to think about.......Wouldn't it make more sense for it to be called "MenoStop" instead of "MenoPause"?? :p

magnolia
09-15-2006, 08:53 AM
ROFLMAO!!!!!! Those were great!!! Reminds me of the John Prine song, "Dear Abby" My favorite one in the song is, "Dear Abby, Dear Abby, well I never thought, that me and my girlfriend would ever get caught. We were sitting in the backseat just a shooting the breeze, with her hair up in curlers and her pants to her knees. Signed, Just Married"

rivermom
09-16-2006, 03:28 PM
These are all wonderful! LMAO!!! :D

Taurus Babe
09-18-2006, 06:14 PM
Those are a good laugh!

Kimberley
09-19-2006, 06:00 PM
You're got to be kidding! LOLOLOL