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Tink
11-19-2007, 01:37 PM
Step 1: Go buy a turkey
Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey,
scotch, or JD
Step 3: Put turkey in the oven
Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey
Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens
Step 6: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink
Step 7: Turn oven the on
Step 8: Take 4 whisks of drinky
Step 9: Turk the bastey
Step 10: Whiskey another bottle of get
Step 11: Stick a turkey in the thermometer
Step 12: Glass yourself a pour of whiskey
Step 13: Bake the whiskey for 4 hours
Step 14: Take the oven out of the turkey
Step 15: Take the oven out of the turkey
Step 16: Floor the turkey up off the pick
Step 17: Turk the carvey
Step 18: Get yourself another scottle of botch
Step 19: Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
Step 20: Bless the saying, pass and eat out

katepoet
11-19-2007, 01:46 PM
Do you like that film about the family who ends up at the Chinese restaurant for dinner when the neighbor's dogs steal the turkey? A Christmas Story I think... "You'll shoot your eye out!"

DianaB
11-19-2007, 04:02 PM
Ok, Tink, you got me laughing on that one!!! That's definitely a recipe to keep. Do you suppose I could substitute diet Coke and get the same results? Never mind, I know what will work----just mistake Tylenol PM for Tylenol and you can pass out for hours. Been there, done that!!!!!

rivermom
11-19-2007, 04:34 PM
That is hilarious Tink. !!! :D

Diana, Oh my gosh on taking that Tylenol PM. That mixed with turkey coma and it would be lights out for sure. :eek:

DianaB
11-19-2007, 04:38 PM
I did that last year and was out all afternoon long!!!! I won't make that mistake again!!!!

Mandy
11-21-2007, 01:12 PM
LMAO thats hilarious!

AngieDoogles
11-21-2007, 03:23 PM
LOL That's great!

Janet
11-21-2007, 04:19 PM
I want to go to your house for dinner Tink...LOL

Gina
11-21-2007, 06:44 PM
That was funny thanks for sharing .

DianaB
11-18-2008, 09:22 AM
I'm bringing this one back up because it was so funny the first time. I may have to try this recipe if things keep going the way they have been!!! Enjoy!!!!

Janet
11-18-2008, 09:35 AM
I'm so glad you're able to remember threads like this Diana...they are so worth seeing again.

DianaB
11-18-2008, 09:45 AM
I didn't remember it. I was looking for the threads for Thanksgiving recipes and it came up. My memory isn't that good!!!!

judy
11-18-2008, 01:06 PM
That is a good one! I miss Tink and her sense of humor!

Marilyn
11-18-2008, 05:33 PM
Somehow I missed this one last year. Thanks for bringing it back up. I'm not a drinker, but the way things are going, this does sound a bit appealing!! ;)

HALEY
11-19-2008, 08:16 AM
Somehow I missed this one last year. Thanks for bringing it back up. I'm not a drinker, but the way things are going, this does sound a bit appealing!! ;)

im with you Marilyn, i need a good drunk about now... Hell i would take a night out at this point....