Amber_lv
09-19-2006, 04:57 PM
> MASTERCARD WEDDING
> You got to love this guy... This is a true story about a recent
> wedding that took place at Clemson University.
>
> It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it.
>
> It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding, at
> the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the
> crowd.
> He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long
> Distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to
> thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law
> for providing such a lavish reception.
>
> As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give
> Everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of
> everyone's chair, including the wedding party was an envelope. He
> said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope.
> Inside each manila envelope wa! s an 8x10 glossy of his bride having
> sex with the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks
> earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them. After just standing
> there, just watching the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he
> turned
> to the best man and said, "F--- you!" Then he turned to his bride and
> said, "F--- you!" Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm
> outta here."
>
> He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning. While most
> people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about
> the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were
> wrong.
> His revenge--making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300
> guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best
> man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members.
>
> This guy has balls the size of church bells. Do you think we might get
> a MasterCard "priceless" commercial out of this?
>
> Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends:
> $32,000.
>
> Wedding photographs commemorating the Occasion: $3,000.
>
> Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui: $8,500.
>
> The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the
> bride humping the best man: Priceless.
>
> There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's
>
> MASTERCARD!
>
> "Life isn't like a bowl of cherries or peaches; it's more like a jar
> of Jalapenos--what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow......"
>
> You got to love this guy... This is a true story about a recent
> wedding that took place at Clemson University.
>
> It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it.
>
> It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding, at
> the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the
> crowd.
> He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long
> Distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to
> thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law
> for providing such a lavish reception.
>
> As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give
> Everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of
> everyone's chair, including the wedding party was an envelope. He
> said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope.
> Inside each manila envelope wa! s an 8x10 glossy of his bride having
> sex with the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks
> earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them. After just standing
> there, just watching the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he
> turned
> to the best man and said, "F--- you!" Then he turned to his bride and
> said, "F--- you!" Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm
> outta here."
>
> He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning. While most
> people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about
> the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were
> wrong.
> His revenge--making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300
> guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best
> man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members.
>
> This guy has balls the size of church bells. Do you think we might get
> a MasterCard "priceless" commercial out of this?
>
> Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends:
> $32,000.
>
> Wedding photographs commemorating the Occasion: $3,000.
>
> Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui: $8,500.
>
> The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the
> bride humping the best man: Priceless.
>
> There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's
>
> MASTERCARD!
>
> "Life isn't like a bowl of cherries or peaches; it's more like a jar
> of Jalapenos--what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow......"
>