I'm I clean yet???

[WileyBlaze]

OMG, tomorrow I have a colonoscopy and I'm doing the bowl prep!! LMAO you can't trust a fluffy!!

This is just ridiculous, I just love getting older!!

How long before I'm cleaned out?

[yorkiemalt]

do they still make you drink that citrate stuff? Talk about exploding things! :sidesplit: :sidesplit:

[WileyBlaze]

Oh this is horrible, I drank some Phospho-soda. Let me tell you it sure didn't taste like soda!! I just about puked!!! :eek:

[yorkiemalt]

Oh this is horrible, I drank some Phospho-soda. Let me tell you it sure didn't taste like soda!! I just about puked!!! :eek:

aww...I'm sorry Wiley but that's going to be the least of your worries in a little bit.

Remember that port-a-potty Gwen found? :rolleyes:

[DianaB]

:eek: Doesn't sound like fun to me!!! Yuck!!!

[WileyBlaze]

:lol2: Oh let me tell you I could blow that thing all the way to the gutter for her!!! LOL

I'm already there Kim!!! BRB LOL

[yorkiemalt]

oh God I'm sorry for laughing here BUT.....I can't help it! :sidesplit: :sidesplit:


:love-hug3: :love-hug3:

[HeatherMaran]

Oh holy mother of God! I am dying here. I'm so glad I'm not that old yet! :tongue012:

[WileyBlaze]

It is yuck Diana!!

I have never done this before so I thought I would take the day off and just tell the guys at the shop I was going to be busy on the pot.

I was going to clean my house but OMG, I expel the water as fast as I drink it. You would think with all the intestines we have it wouldn't come out that fast.

You can laugh Kim because I myself am laughing at it !!!:p BRB

[DianaB]

This is one of those days where you just need to move the TV (or computer) to the bathroom and just stay there!!!! :sidesplit:

[DianaB]

OOPS......What I REALLY meant to say is.....I'm so very sorry and I wish that there was something that I could do to ease your misery..............:happy038: :40:

[WileyBlaze]

LOL, I have to walk with my butt checks clinched to the bathroom. I look like a penguin!! LOL

[WileyBlaze]

OOPS......What I REALLY meant to say is.....I'm so very sorry and I wish that there was something that I could do to ease your misery..............:happy038: :40:


Ya, sure, I see how you are!!! :justahug:

LOL

[HeatherMaran]

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e122/Sophie378/Smilies/needpics3.gif

[pope1982]

:ittykiss: Lucky for you, I happen to LOVE penguins.
Now, a penguin with a rocket strapped to her bum, I have never seen! :eek:

[WileyBlaze]

LMAO, Oh Pope I sure missed you!!! :hug: :hug:

[Dobie]

Wiley - just add some vodka to it, I'm sure you'll be much happier as you drink it.

[WileyBlaze]

LMAO, I just did!!! :p Dobie, so glad to see you!!!!

[yorkiemalt]

perhaps it's time for Depends? :rolleyes:

[WileyBlaze]

perhaps it's time for Depends? :rolleyes:

Depends on what? LOL

[yorkiemalt]

Depends on what? LOL

nice try! you know EXACTLY what I mean! :D

[pope1982]

This is going to get interesting lol
And just to think, I was having such a good time I was having a hard time pulling myself away from this computer BEFORE alcohol was introduced into the mix.

Brad is going to think I am planning to run off and ditch him before we get hitched!

[HeatherMaran]

LOL, I have to walk with my butt checks clinched to the bathroom. I look like a penguin!! LOL


I believe pictures are in order!

[WileyBlaze]

I'm only going to have one cocktail. It says no booze but my god no food and no booze. LOL They don't know me very well !!! :D

[WileyBlaze]

I believe pictures are in order!

Are you shitting me???

[HeatherMaran]

Are you s***ting me???


Um, sounds like YOU'RE the one with that problem. I'm not typing from the toilet now, am I?

[WileyBlaze]

Oh good lord, I have to take more pills in one hour. How could there be anything left!!

[Serene]

AWW!!! Poor Tammy. I'd hug ya but I am afraid you may explode. lol

[pearl]

i'm a pro at those. i've had about 8 of them.
but (butt?) tomorrow you will be happy. the drugs are great.

[WileyBlaze]

AWW!!! Poor Tammy. I'd hug ya but I am afraid you may explode. lol


LOL, I already did many of times!! :rolleyes:

[pearl]

i'm a pro at these, i've had about 8 or so...
but, (butt?) you will be happy tomorrow because the drugs are sooo great.

[yorkiemalt]

LOL, I already did many of times!! :rolleyes:

you poor thing! :hug:

good luck tomorrow....have a nice, peaceful, valium induced sleep!

[WileyBlaze]

Thanks Kim! :hug:

DRUGS??? I get drugs?? No one told me I get drugs!! Yippie!!!!!!!

[Serene]

Thanks Kim! :hug:

DRUGS??? I get drugs!! Yippie!!!!!!!

Oh dear god. We are in trouble. :sidesplit:

[yorkiemalt]

Thanks Kim! :hug:

DRUGS??? I get drugs?? No one told me I get drugs!! Yippie!!!!!!!

you're going for a colonoscopy right? of course you get drugs! you get GOOD drugs! :D

[Serene]

OK... Where the heck did my post go? Oh well.

Good luck tomorrow Tammy. :justahug:

[CoyoteQueen]

Drugs, have yall noticed Kim is ALL about some drugs?

Tam, I think the poo topics go in the man section!!!

[WileyBlaze]

you're going for a colonoscopy right? of course you get drugs! you get GOOD drugs! :D

Ya, I'm having a colonoscopy, I just thought they put you under. When do you get the drugs? After? Or is the drugs that put you under? LOL

[yorkiemalt]

Ya, I'm having a colonoscopy, I just thought they put you under. When do you get the drugs? After? Or is the drugs that put you under? LOL

Drugs to put you under Tam.....there's no after pain at all!

[WileyBlaze]

LOL, I'm a little slow tonight!! Lack of food!!LOL

Well, I'm off to bed you gals, I figure it won't be a good nights sleep and I'm beat!!

Will check in with you all tomorrow when I get home. My appt is at 10 am.

Now you all be good tell I get back!! LOL :ghug:

[CoyoteQueen]

yeah, well tam........do hope it all comes out well!!!!

[pearl]

drugs, yes you get drugs to put you out. it's called conscious sedation, you are just barely under. but i'm always sooooo happy when i wake up and for about 24 hours after.
feel great.
my posts have been poofing too, many of them...we'll see if this sticks.

[Jess36]

Hope you're sleeping with your buttcheeks clenched my dear. By tomorrow this will all be a bad dream!

[pearl]

need to tape 'em together with duck tape.

[Shada]

I visit here often, more of a lurker than a poster...

but I have to say I love this site! Great people here..

Had to laugh and respond though to this post! For as my doctor has told me, 'this is my year', I have had blood work (all good) mammagram, (also ok) bone denisty, (not so good, no surprise there) and the next one is still to come.. yep you guessed it. I am joining you soon! I thought it would be a simple 'test', had no idea I will have to clean myself out before the actual test!!!


So much (literally) to look forward to!! Yuck, double yuck. Did I say yuck? OMG.. give me strength... sounds like I will have to take a week off of work, and life to get ready!!

Hope all is well for you after your ordeal. Hope I have the guts to go thru it..

You did say drugs were used? Was it enough?? LOL

Welcome to the forum!

[CoyoteQueen]

hi shada! *inserts hugs* if your gonna have to take a whole week off when you clean out, It must be kinda "deep" in there!!!! :D

[Serene]

:sidesplit: :sidesplit: :sidesplit:
God, I missed you Yotes. You crack me up.