embarrassing moments--teehee

[NicoleMarcelle]

i was just thinking about this today for some reason...here it goes:

a little over a year ago, Matt was working at sears in the gardening department, and he was fixing a stand with hedge trimmers, and one of them fell between his ring finger and pinky ( :eek: ) so he came to pick me up and we headed to the hospital... he didnt want to go alone... so we're there and finally it's our turn... they looked at it, and determined that he needed stitches (actually just one) anyways... when they were about to numb the area... Matt passed out and started having convulsions, and i start freaking out bc the Dr. just said: "yeah, he's passed out" NO KIDDING!!! (lol) he finally gets the smelling salts, and matt wakes up and asks me what happened, and i just said: nothing hunny you're fine... and then all of a sudden i feel my knees give out, and next thing i know i'm on the stretcher next to matt :eek: yup... i passed out... i didnt see blood or anything... just bam! well the whole hospital was laughing at "The couple who passed out together" :o they said they had never seen something like that...

[DianaB]

That's funny!!! If there's ever a big emergency I suggest that you call someone who won't faint to help you two through it!!!!

[NicoleMarcelle]

That's funny!!! If there's ever a big emergency I suggest that you call someone who won't faint to help you two through it!!!!

LOL thanks diana!!! i even told him... i don't do well with blood and guts... but the worst part is: i didnt even see any blood!!! :confused: poor thing he was freaking out when i fell... :o

anyone have any embarrassing stories?? come on... share!! :D

[Dobie]

I did a reading a my cousin's wedding a few months ago. I went to the restroom when we arrived at the church then went to sit down with my husband.

When it was my turn to speak, I walked up the aisle to the microphone and heard some giggles - also heard giggles when I walked back to my seat. That's when my husband told me that my skirt and slip were tucked into the back of my nylons and I was flashing my bum to the world. :eek:

[Forgivenmom5]

LOL thanks diana!!! i even told him... i don't do well with blood and guts... but the worst part is: i didnt even see any blood!!! :confused: poor thing he was freaking out when i fell... :o

anyone have any embarrassing stories?? come on... share!! :D


Nicole I have a friend who is an ER nurse. I wish something like that had happened on his shift. I can't imagine what he would do.

[Forgivenmom5]

I did a reading a my cousin's wedding a few months ago. I went to the restroom when we arrived at the church then went to sit down with my husband.

When it was my turn to speak, I walked up the aisle to the microphone and heard some giggles - also heard giggles when I walked back to my seat. That's when my husband told me that my skirt and slip were tucked into the back of my nylons and I was flashing my bum to the world. :eek:

Dobie did you kill hubby for not telling you at first.

[Dobie]

Dobie did you kill hubby for not telling you at first.


He said he didn't notice until I was halfway up the aisle. My cousin (the bride) is still teasing me about it though - she said I was trying to upstage her.

[pope1982]

Great idea for a post!

Thanks for sharing and the free entertaining mental pictures ladies :lol2:

My most embarassing moments, have got to be intimate ones! Either getting walked in on, or realizing the blinds were open after the grand finale :blush:

[Marilyn]

I accidentally walked into the men's room at a grocery store one time. No one was in there, thank goodness, but people saw me do it. I almost died!!

[NicoleMarcelle]

Lol aww you guys' stories are hilarious...probably not so much at the moment of course... :D

Debbie... yeah the staff was all pretty bemused...they gave me the smelling salts and such...but they definitely were not expecting that...LOL... i was holding matt's hand and distracting him from the needles and stitches...and all of a sudden... BAM!...some help i was!!

[Marilyn]

Nicole, back in the old days, when blood tests were required to get married, my then future hubby and I went to the clinic to have our blood drawn. They drew his blood first, and all was well. Then they drew my blood and he got woosey. The lab tech left the room and hubby slid to the floor. He had passed out and I'd never seen anyone pass out before. I thought my fiance had died. I ran out into the hall screaming for a doctor. People came from all directions and got him up and, of course, he was okay. It was really embarassing for him. They used a wheel chair to take him to the car. He was a very embarassed 21 year old at the time. Ahhhh!! Memories......

You two make quite a pair. At least I didn't join him on the floor!!!

[teri88]

Dobie! OMG that is hilarious. I would have died! My hubby fainted when they drew my blood at the pre-marital too!

My most embarrassing moment happened at work. I had left my company to take another job, which I hated. About a year and a half later I had the chance to interview for a new position at my old company. I didn't want the new company to know I was interviewing, and we dressed very casually there, so I brought a dress with me and I figured I'd go in to the ladies room and change before the interview. Anyway, I was walking over to the bathrooms and right outside I ran in to the President of the company. He looked at me very sternly and said "What are YOU doing here?" I got all flustered and was trying to explain that I had an interview, etc. He laughed and said "I'm only teasing. Welcome back, I'm sure Susan will be lucky to get you" Then he walked away and, still flustered, I rushed into the men's room by mistake. There was a MAN at the URINAL! And my brain was so whacked out it took me like 5 seconds to register that I was in the men's room. I ran out like the devil was after me! I did end up getting the job and worked very closely with the guy who was in the mens room! But, he was a perfect gentleman and NEVER mentioned it!

[DianaB]

I did a reading a my cousin's wedding a few months ago. I went to the restroom when we arrived at the church then went to sit down with my husband.

When it was my turn to speak, I walked up the aisle to the microphone and heard some giggles - also heard giggles when I walked back to my seat. That's when my husband told me that my skirt and slip were tucked into the back of my nylons and I was flashing my bum to the world. :eek:

OMGosh!! I would have absolutely died of embarassment!!!! My husband would have been in BIG trouble too!!!

I can't think of any embarassing moments on myself but I have a friend, Karen, that's ditzy!! She lost a huge set of keys at church one time and had everyone looking for them. I'm not just talking about a couple of keys but quite a few!! I think that they had two vehicles at church that morning so they finally gave up and went home. We saw them a short time later and she had found her keys. They were in her underwear and she didn't know it!! She must have gone to the bathroom in between Sunday School and church. She had even sung a special that morning plus she would have sat on them all through church!!! I laughed so hard!!! Every once in a while it still comes up and she just shakes her finger at me!!!

This same friend took a salad to a school supper. I wasn't there but some other friends of ours sat across from her and her husband. It was noted by one of them that one of the salads that they had gotten had sunflower seeds........still in the shells in it. Karen never said a word that it was hers but they figured it out!!

Karen made the comment one time that it was funny how the night sky never changes even though the stars are always falling!!! (falling stars) I was rolling on that one!!

[Marilyn]

My most embarrassing moment happened at work. I had left my company to take another job, which I hated. About a year and a half later I had the chance to interview for a new position at my old company. I didn't want the new company to know I was interviewing, and we dressed very casually there, so I brought a dress with me and I figured I'd go in to the ladies room and change before the interview. Anyway, I was walking over to the bathrooms and right outside I ran in to the President of the company. He looked at me very sternly and said "What are YOU doing here?" I got all flustered and was trying to explain that I had an interview, etc. He laughed and said "I'm only teasing. Welcome back, I'm sure Susan will be lucky to get you" Then he walked away and, still flustered, I rushed into the men's room by mistake. There was a MAN at the URINAL! And my brain was so whacked out it took me like 5 seconds to register that I was in the men's room. I ran out like the devil was after me! I did end up getting the job and worked very closely with the guy who was in the mens room! But, he was a perfect gentleman and NEVER mentioned it!

Oh, Teri, I think I would have just died right there. I don't know how I could possibly have gone to an interview after that. You're one strong lady!!!

[Marilyn]

I can't think of any embarassing moments on myself but I have a friend, Karen, that's ditzy!! She lost a huge set of keys at church one time and had everyone looking for them. I'm not just talking about a couple of keys but quite a few!! I think that they had two vehicles at church that morning so they finally gave up and went home. We saw them a short time later and she had found her keys. They were in her underwear and she didn't know it!! She must have gone to the bathroom in between Sunday School and church. She had even sung a special that morning plus she would have sat on them all through church!!! I laughed so hard!!! Every once in a while it still comes up and she just shakes her finger at me!!!!

Can't imagine how she could not have known!!! I lost a tennis bracelet one time the same way, but it was much smaller. How funny!!!! Can you image if they'd have fallen out during her special!!!

[Janet]

Oh you guys are so funny!! I loved all the stories...:lol2:

The only one I can think of right now is I was walking down a hallway talking with someone and was looking at them as we walked. I ended up walking into a wall and stood there a moment dazed and said "excuse me."

My friend just about peed her pants. From her view she said I stood there a moment and looked at the wall and still said excuse me. So embarrassing.:)

[NicoleMarcelle]

Oh you guys are so funny!! I loved all the stories...:lol2:

The only one I can think of right now is I was walking down a hallway talking with someone and was looking at them as we walked. I ended up walking into a wall and stood there a moment dazed and said "excuse me."

My friend just about peed her pants. From her view she said I stood there a moment and looked at the wall and still said excuse me. So embarrassing.:)

LMBO!!! :D that is so funny Janet... :lol2:

[DianaB]

Oh you guys are so funny!! I loved all the stories...:lol2:

The only one I can think of right now is I was walking down a hallway talking with someone and was looking at them as we walked. I ended up walking into a wall and stood there a moment dazed and said "excuse me."

My friend just about peed her pants. From her view she said I stood there a moment and looked at the wall and still said excuse me. So embarrassing.:)

At least you were polite!!!! :sidesplit:

[Janet]

I can be....even to a wall...LOL

[DianaB]

I think that one of the funniest moments that I've ever had was with my husband's sister, Brenda! We had gone to her house for a visit and she and I were at Walmart shopping. She decided that she wanted some hand lotion that smelled like what her grandmother used to use. She had just informed me that sometimes people come into Walmart and actually use the products instead of buying them. So she's going down the row opening each bottle and squeezing it so she could get a good whiff of it while looking for "just the right scent" when I hear blluuuuurrrrrppppp, so I turn to look at her and she has a great big blob of hand lotion on her nose and all over her face!! I started laughing so hard that I almost wet my pants. It was so funny!! When you're with her something funny always happens!!!

[Janet]

That sounded hilarious Diana. I laughed immediately.


Another time I was was eating lunch at Steak n Shake with a friend and my son. Ricky was just about 6 or 7 and he had a strawberry shake. He got a little bored and started blowing through the straw and it too, ended up all over his face. He was so embarassed, but I couldn't help but laugh. Thank goodness I just got back from the potty...LOL

[teri88]

My whole life is one big embarrassing moment! I just remembered another one....one of my first dates with my now husband, we went to this steak house. It was one of those where you walked along putting things on your tray, cafeteria style. I was pushing my tray along, looking back at Ken and talking. I didn't notice I had come to the end of the counter and was supposed to pick up my tray and carry it to the cashier. I dumped the tray (and all of the food) right off of the end onto the floor. It's been about 22 years and he still doesn't let me forget it!

[Janet]

Oh Teri, that would be embarassing. Isn't it funny that the things we were really embarassed about and thought we'd just die from, are now the funniest stories and we can see the humor in them. Another good thing about getting older...lol

[Forgivenmom5]

My whole life is one big embarrassing moment! I just remembered another one....one of my first dates with my now husband, we went to this steak house. It was one of those where you walked along putting things on your tray, cafeteria style. I was pushing my tray along, looking back at Ken and talking. I didn't notice I had come to the end of the counter and was supposed to pick up my tray and carry it to the cashier. I dumped the tray (and all of the food) right off of the end onto the floor. It's been about 22 years and he still doesn't let me forget it!

Just shows how much in love you were with your husband. Remind him of that!!!:)

[teri88]

Just shows how much in love you were with your husband. Remind him of that!!!:)

Now that is putting a good spin on it!

So, this isn't really an embarrassing moment, but I had to share. My daughter Megan goes to a performing arts high school. Thursday night we went together to see the Sophmore/Junior show. As we were walking out one of the office secretaries was walking along side of us and was talking to Megan about the show. The next day she says to Megan "That was so nice that you brought your grandmother to the show" Megan thought it was the funniest thing she ever heard.:rolleyes: Grandmother! I'm not even 50!

[Janet]

Oh Teri, maybe you should visit the school sometime....SOON!:rolleyes:

[DianaB]

My whole life is one big embarrassing moment! I just remembered another one....one of my first dates with my now husband, we went to this steak house. It was one of those where you walked along putting things on your tray, cafeteria style. I was pushing my tray along, looking back at Ken and talking. I didn't notice I had come to the end of the counter and was supposed to pick up my tray and carry it to the cashier. I dumped the tray (and all of the food) right off of the end onto the floor. It's been about 22 years and he still doesn't let me forget it!

You know, my husband would bring something like that up every time we went to a restaurant for the rest of my life if I had done that!!! Of course, I would do the same to him too!!! What a way to start a first date!!!!

[Forgivenmom5]

Teri i get the Grandmother thing a lot but I am 52 and my youngest is 10.

[teri88]

I was only 33 when I had her! But, I have an auto immune disease and I walk with a cane. Usually, people see the cane and immediatly assume I'm older than I am. Megan thinks it's hysterical!

[DianaB]

My daughter, Amy, and I look a lot alike and we're often laughing and cutting up when we're together and we've been asked if we were sisters. Of course I think it's great, but my daughter isn't too happy about it!!! When I have some of my grandchildren with me I'm often called their mother by someone. I proudly correct them and let them know that I'm the Grandmother!