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Tink
04-13-2008, 05:50 PM
* Great Dames for sale.
* Sheer stockings. Designed for fancy dress, but so serviceable that lots of women wear nothing else.
* Have several very old dresses from grandmother in beautiful condition.
* For sale: an antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.
* Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.
* Get rid of aunts: Zap does the job in 24 hours.
* A superb and inexpensive restaurant. Fine food expertly served by waitresses in appetizing forms.
* Dinner Special -- Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00.
* If you think You've seen everything in Paris, visit the Pere Lachasis Cemetery. It boasts such immortals as Moliere, Jean de la Fontain, and Chopin.
* Mt. Kilimanjaro, the breathtaking backdrop for the Serena Lodge. Swim in the lovely pool while you drink it all in.
* Toaster: A gift that every member of the family appreciates. Automatically burns toast
* Vacation Special: have your home exterminated.
* Four-poster bed, 101 years old. Perfect for antique lover.
* Wanted: 50 girls for stripping machine operators in factory.
* Wanted: Unmarried girls to pick fresh fruit and produce at night.
* Now is your chance to have your ears pierced. Get an extra pair to take home.
* For Sale. Three canaries of undermined sex.
* Sytle - our name says it all
* Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family.
* For Sale -- Eight puppies from a German Shepherd and an Alaskan Hussy.
* We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.
* Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it.

DianaB
04-13-2008, 07:21 PM
Those were hilarious!!!! Can you imagine reading those in the paperr!!! I'd die laughing!!!

Janet
04-14-2008, 04:51 AM
Oh my...I'm laughing so hard and my tummy was already hurting...!!!

judy
04-17-2008, 06:31 AM
:yelrotflmao::yelrotflmao::yelrotflmao::yelrotflma o:

Marilyn
04-23-2008, 03:41 PM
A company memo was sent out today and in it was mentioned that we are getting a new computer system. And guess what, it made a point of stating that......IT'S DIFFERENT THAN THE ONE WE HAVE!!! Imagine that!!!

teri88
04-23-2008, 03:50 PM
Oh my! You can not make this stuff up! Thanks for sharing.

Tink
04-23-2008, 04:46 PM
ROFL Marilyn that fits right in doesn't it?

Janet
04-23-2008, 05:33 PM
Add it to the list Marilyn...you got an orginal there!

DianaB
04-24-2008, 09:37 AM
A company memo was sent out today and in it was mentioned that we are getting a new computer system. And guess what, it made a point of stating that......IT'S DIFFERENT THAN THE ONE WE HAVE!!! Imagine that!!!

:sidesplit: :sidesplit:

katcarasella
04-24-2008, 09:56 AM
I don't believe I missed this one, :lol2::lol2::lol2:
Very good Tink, and Marilyn!!!

judy
04-25-2008, 08:51 AM
I don't believe I missed this one, :lol2::lol2::lol2:
Very good Tink, and Marilyn!!!



what she said:thumbup:

Gina
04-26-2008, 06:42 PM
yep real funny :thumbup:

Chandra Amaya
04-28-2008, 09:13 PM
XD I guess not everyone was taught to proofread?