How Many Dogs Does It Take??

[katcarasella]

How Many Dogs Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

Golden Retriever: The sun is shining. The day is young. We've got our whole lives ahead of us. And you're inside worrying about a stupid, burned-out light bulb?

Border Collie: Just one. Not only that, but I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

Dachshund: I can't reach the stupid lamp!

Toy Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

Rottweiler: Go Ahead! Make me!

Yorkie: Puh-leeze, dah-ling. What are servants for?

Labradoodle: Oh, me, me!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I?

Malamute: Let the Border collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.

Doberman Pinscher: While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.

Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.

Hound Dog: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

Pointer: I see it, there it is, right there...

Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?

Australian Shepherd: Put all the light bulbs in a little circle...

Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? Light bulb? That thing I just ate was a light bulb?

[AngieDoogles]

LOL! Those are hilarious!

[Tink]

The Labradoodle one fits! LOL

[Chandra Amaya]

ok, I know I need the complete guide to dogs for idiots. They are great, but.... what's a malamute?

[Tink]

Malamute is a sled dog. A very pretty husky type with a mask and often blue eyes. Usually gray/silver in color.

[Chandra Amaya]

Aha! Husky I know. Thanks, Tink!

[Mandy]

LOL those are too cute!! :thumbup::thumbup:

[Janet]

Good post Kat...so funny!

[DianaB]

They certainly got the personalities right on most of them!!!! How cute!

[NicoleMarcelle]

teeehee awesome Kat... i can so see Belle saying that too... belle's motto is princesses don't work...

[teri88]

That is really funny and very true!

[Dobie]

Those were very funny! The border collie definately fits my Ryssa!