Baseless Lies Game

[Gina]

Janet has donated her millions of dollars to charity. She has decided to turn a new leaf and give back some of which she stole...

[Janet]

Gina's making me...she's bribing me and I can't trust her now.

[katcarasella]

Janet from 4 WT aka TV's Wonder Woman was out rowing on the Potomac River in Washington, D.C. when she saw something rather odd -- Gina with a cute secret service agent, making out in a very nice speedboat. :eek:

[Janet]

Janet from 4 WT aka TV's Wonder Woman was out rowing on the Potomac River in Washington, D.C. when she saw something rather odd -- Gina with a cute secret service agent, making out in a very nice speedboat. :eek:


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The secret service agent was really Patrick Dempsey and Gina just didn't want us to know!

[judy]

Janet has decided to give up her life of crime (;)). She's going to practice only random acts of kindness from now on.

Yesterday she noticed her neighbor's lawn was dry, so she got all 6 dogs to pee on it.

She went to return the Porsche he had stolen. It's not her fault it went through the window of the Porsche dealership. She doesn't know how to drive a stick!

[teri88]

Teri doesn't want to meet any of us because she farts when she laughs!!!!


I thought we were telling lies?:D

Judy has a standing appt at the manicurist to keep her 6 inch long, blood red nails up to par!

[Dobie]

I was shocked to hear that Teri has 4 husbands - she says variety is that spice of life.

[judy]

Dobie has a shoe fetish. When she sees a man in work boots....look out!

[Janet]

Judy, likes to stay home of an evening and make prank phone calls.

Judy!!! Quit asking me if Prince Albert is in a can!!!

[teri88]

Janet has a llama, which has free run of the house. He even sleeps on her bed at night!

[Marilyn]

Teri gave Judy the llama. She was donating it for use at passion plays, but it keep sneezing on the audience.

[Gina]

Marilyn didn't tell anyone that she leads a double life.. She is riding with Hells Angels in NYC and loving it.... Then is quite the doting wife at home..

[Dobie]

On a dare, Gina streaked across the football field during the 2002 Superbowl.

[Janet]

Dobie was so embarassed when Gina streaked because they are identical twins!

[judy]

Wait....back to that llama. Janet's llama eats dinner at the table with the family.
He loves spaghetti and meatballs.

[Gina]

Wait....back to that llama. Janet's llama eats dinner at the table with the family.
He loves spaghetti and meatballs.

Wow!! An itallian llama lmao !

Judy pretends that she is everyone's friend on here, but in reality she is a reporter for Star Magazine and tries to get scoops on everyone.. tsk ,tsk,

[teri88]

Gina is jealous of Judy's job with Star because Gina works for the Globe and has always aspired to be with a big, important magazine like Star!

[Janet]

Teri knows all about those magazines, because she is their rival at The National Enquirer where inquiring minds want to know!!!!

[DianaB]

Janet's llama has a room of it's own and she's known for dressing the llama up and walking it through their small town. When a stranger approaches the llama's been known to spit on them and that's pretty awful stuff!!!

[Dobie]

In her efforts to be just like Janet, Diana has found a scientist who will clone Janet's llama, she has also hired a seamstress to copy the outfits that Janet's llama wears.

[teri88]

Diana once rode a llama through NYC buck naked!

[judy]

Teri got jealous of Gina and bought these 2. She's training them to carry a throne around with her sitting in it, naked of course.

[Gina]

Teri got jealous of Gina and bought these 2. She's training them to carry a throne around with her sitting in it, naked of course.



:sidesplit: :sidesplit: :sidesplit: You girls crack me up!!


I caught Judy at TRU with the judge that she had words with a few months ago. Let me tell you they were oblivous to all. <wink>

[Janet]

Gina was taping Judy and the judge for her porn channel.

[teri88]

Janet has her own talk show on Gina's porn network!

[Gina]

Teri is the owner of the porn network.

[Janet]

LOLOL...now where do we go from here....LOL....

Let's see, Gina told me that I was her favorite!!!

[Dobie]

Janet is in the witness protection program - her real name is Loretta Soprano - and with a name like that, I'm sure all of you understand that she is in hiding from the mob.

[judy]

Uh Oh!

We're going in different directions. Which way did he go, which way did he go?

I'm going to really mess things up now!

Janet was on the Howdy Doody Show. She was the only regular in the audience because she was so cute.

[teri88]

Judy isn't really old enough to remember Howdy Doody she just goggled him!

[judy]

I watched Howdy Doody every single day! Actually, Janet is probably too young to have been in the Peanut Gallery.

Teri was Princess Summerspring winterfall in a school play in 3rd grade. She completely screwed up her lines, but nobody noticed.

[teri88]

Judy was my teacher when I was in the third grade (in 1967)

[judy]

Teri was the kid who had to sit at my desk every day! She was a little bundle of trouble! Too smart for her own good!

[teri88]

Judy baked cookies and wants everyone to come to her house this weekend to eat them!

and i didn't have to sit at the teachers desk, I had to sit in the hallway:D But, that didnt work, because then I just talked to all of the people walking down the hall.

[Janet]

I was not too young to sit in the peanut gallery, mother just wouldn't take me!

Judy and Teri were the masterminds behind Topo Gigo and Lampchop

[Chandra Amaya]

Janet is a cousin of Sharon Lewis and she got into trouble for making the first lampchops puppet into lamb stew. Sharon got ill when Janet laughed that she was eating Lamb chops.

[Marilyn]

Traci actually lives in Toontown with Roger Rabbit and is jealous of lamb chop, thus her desire to have her eaten.

[Gina]

Marilyn dated Mr. Rogers son, their relationship didn't last to long . For Marilyn didn't like the idea of him borrowing his dads sweater and sneakers.. :D

[Chandra Amaya]

Marilyn had King Friday order that Jessica Rabbit was killed so that Roger could spend more time showing me around toontown.

[teri88]

Traci was on CNN when it was disclosed that she is actually Hillary and Bill's other daughter.

[Marilyn]

Teri, how could you let that secret out about Traci. :eek: Teri is really the look alike stand in for Hillary when she is in an unsafe location. She is resentful of Hillary and persists in spreading gossip about her.

[DianaB]

Marilyn works for National Inquirer and she gets as much information from Teri as she can to write her articles on Hillary Clinton!!! She was also getting information from Mr. Rogers and dumped him when he didn't have anymore information to give her!!

[teri88]

Diana is getting ready to run off to Italy with a pizza maker.

[Gina]

Teri was hired by Paris Hilton as her fashion coordinator ..

[Janet]

Gina decided she was tired of working. She has found a way to drug her husband and he is now in her power. He is more like her butler now. She's sending me some of the drug for my husband.

[judy]

Now that Gina and Janet are drugging their dh's, I'm going to be sending them new boy toys!

[teri88]

Judy signed off because she and Nicole Richie are going to the movies tonight. She wouldn't tell me the name of the movie, so I'm sure it's rated X

[Marilyn]

Teri signed of because she's flying in her private jet to join Judy and Nicole.

[Janet]

Marilyn is so thrilled with how she is managing her daughters wedding that she decided to quit her job, against her hubby's wishes and start her own wedding design firm called "Weddings By Marilyn." So far it is a huge success.

[katcarasella]

Janet is President of the American Women's Baseball Federation (http://www.womensbaseball.com/) and is their Star Pitcher,
though they are considering her impeachment because of her gambling addiction. :eek:

[teri88]

Kat knows about Marilyn's gambling addiction because she is actually Donald Trump in disguise and has seen her at the casinos.

[Janet]

Kat keeps calling me telling me how sorry she is for getting me addicted to gambling!

I'll be okay Kat!! I promise.

[judy]

Janet won $250,000 gambling one. She's never going to break her addiction!
Guess what she spent the money on!

[Marilyn]

Marilyn is so thrilled with how she is managing her daughters wedding that she decided to quit her job, against her hubby's wishes and start her own wedding design firm called "Weddings By Marilyn." So far it is a huge success.

Janet, I guarantee, this is never going to happen. Wedding planner is not a job for me!!!!



Judy knows what Janet spent her money on because she drugged Janet and convinced her to buy a condo for Judy in upstate NY.

[Janet]

I'd do anything for Judy!! Enjoy the gift my friend.

Marilyn keeps going out to Billy Bobs and riding the mechanical bull!

[Marilyn]

Janet is actually a dancer at Billy Bob's (I won't say what kind ;)) and saw me there with Patrick Swasey. What can I say??? Some of us just have it....

[Gina]

Marilyn was seen by me with Patrick Swasey , his wife found out and they had this cat fight in front of everyone at Billy Bob's.. While Janet was ok I will tell her secret pole dancing.. there

<where is Billy Bob's ? > lol

[judy]

Gina arranged for the condo that Janet bought me. Everyone has visiting privileges! BYOB!

[DianaB]

Thanks Judy for the invitation!! I'll be bringing a bottle of diet Coke with lime!!! Of course, I can't come until you're all done with the re-decorating. After Michael Jackson sends you some stuff from Neverland you'll be busy painting and getting it all arranged!!! You'll have to post pictures so we all can see how it turns out!!!

[judy]

Diana will be riding on the carousel from Neverland , around and around, over and over again, while she sings every single song on the "Song for a Day" thread.
You should see her doing Bruce Springsteen songs!

[teri88]

while Diana is singing, Judy backs her up on the air guitar.

[judy]

Teri's on the drums. (Naked)

[Marilyn]

I have it on very good authority that Judy is actually moving to Alaska. She heard that there are lots of good strong, rugged men up there and she just could not resist temptation. We all know what she'll be snuggled up with soon, and it won't be a yorkie.

[Dobie]

Marilyn is determined to protect Judy's virtue from the brawny Alaskan men - she is currently on her Harley, riding up to Alaska with plans to bring Judy back home where she belongs.

[DianaB]

Marilyn is determined to protect Judy's virtue from the brawny Alaskan men - she is currently on her Harley, riding up to Alaska with plans to bring Judy back home where she belongs.

Dobie's trying to keep Judy busy so she won't notice that Marilyn's away. Dobie's been calling several times a day and sending Judy little quizes and such to keep her busy on the internet and so far it's working. Dobie's also started a little pool for us all to chip in for gas money and food for help pay for Marilyn's expenses.

[Marilyn]

Dobie's trying to keep Judy busy so she won't notice that Marilyn's away. Dobie's been calling several times a day and sending Judy little quizes and such to keep her busy on the internet and so far it's working. Dobie's also started a little pool for us all to chip in for gas money and food for help pay for Marilyn's expenses.

Thank you, thank you , all!!!

Diana will be performing in a Broadway Play in the fall. It's a remake of "The Wizzard of Oz". She will be playing the good witch, Glenda. It's a perfect role for her.

[Janet]

Diana wants everyone to think she's in on this with Marilyn, but she's keeping Judy informed of every move Marilyn makes. Once she gets Judy safe from Marilyn, Diana is going to bake some nice coffee cake for Judy on her new stove.

[judy]

Are you kidding? I'm going to re-drug Janet and take her and the coffee cake up to Alaska where we can both snuggle up to our own strong men!

[Gina]

Judy was caught skinny dipping over the weekend at Coney Island Beach. :D

[Janet]

Gina love your avatar...

Gina was at coney island smacking all the kids that wouldn't mind their parents.

[DianaB]

Janet was in Brooklyn video taping Judy skinny-dipping and Gina slapping the little kids around and she's in the process of editing the tape for a viewing on Dateline. It will be shown next month and the title will be--Women living on the Mental Edge with Barbara Walters as the guest host. Of course their names will be changed to protect their identity, but with Judy's tatoo she'll be easily identified by all of her friends and relatives! Mental health doctors will be adding their 2 cents on what kind of health care they both need. Of course, I'll be a guest to add what I know about them too!

[Janet]

Diana likes to get up everyday at 4:00 AM and fix a huge breakfast for her whole family. She gets really excited when she gets to clean up the kitchen afterwards.

[Gina]

Janet left out an important fact about Diana , Diana loves to wear her pearls while cooking breakfast.. Janet knows this much because she lied she really cleans up after Diana's mess.... Janet was caught reporting this news to the local Kansas newspaper.. Janet made a snide comment on the pearls she said Diana thinks she is a queen when she wears them...

[judy]

Love the avatar! When Gina and I appear on Dateline, we're going to act completely crazy so we ca be sent to one of those pricey Hollywood rehab/spa
places. Diana will be jealous, sitting there with her pearls on!

[teri88]

Judy won't be on today...she is sitting on her roof shooting birds with an Uzi.

[Janet]

Teri smuggled the uzi into the country and sent it to Judy.

[Gina]

Teri is going to Judys house not to shoot birds but to help her pack.. While she is helping she will take some of Judy's pottery pieces for herself ....

[teri88]

Gina asked me to look out for some velvet Elvis paintings while I'm at Judy's packing. (I am supposed to smuggle them back to NJ for her)

[Marilyn]

Have you been to Teri's lately?? She's really getting the paintings for herself. Her Elvis collection is getting really out of hand. Elvis stuff is everywhere. She even has a collection of Elvis toilet seats!!:eek:

[judy]

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Marilyn bought a horse and a cowgirl outfit. She's going to be in a rodeo next weekend! She's all sequins and glitz, and she bought a Dolly Parton wig.

[Janet]

Judy is a blues singer and is quite popular at all the nightclubs.

[teri88]

Janet is very modest and doesn't tell people about her extremely successful career as an exotic dancer. She will start giving lessons as soon as she comes back from entertaining the troops in Iraq.

[Janet]

Teri, is also a dancer. She absolutely loves belly dancing and shaking her booty all over the place. She's really very good and gave a private showing at one of my friends bachelor party.

[teri88]

I'm surprised Janet brought up that party. Once she jumped out of the cake I don't think she remembered another thing about it!

[Gina]

Teri is not only a dancer but she does booty calls for a private company . ;)

[Janet]

You should know madam....lol....it's your company!!!

[Marilyn]

Talk about the pot calling the kettle black!!! You remember the "Chicken Ranch" in the Best Little Whore House in Texas??? Well Janet runs the equivalent in Kansas. She tries to be descrete by calling her's the "Turkey Farm". The term comes from all the guys who are her customers. They are a bunch of Turkeys!!!!

[Marilyn]

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Marilyn bought a horse and a cowgirl outfit. She's going to be in a rodeo next weekend! She's all sequins and glitz, and she bought a Dolly Parton wig.




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[katcarasella]

Marilyn is an undercover agent, she loves looking under the covers. :eek:
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[Janet]

Marilyn is an undercover agent, she loves looking under the covers. :eek:
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Kat goes around her neighborhood cutting the buds off the flowers.

[katcarasella]

Janet loves to dance in the rain naked-naked-naked.:eek::eek:

[Janet]

Janet loves to dance in the rain naked-naked-naked.:eek::eek:



Hey!! 3653

[teri88]

KAT IS MISSING! She took candy froma stranger and he dragged her into his van!!!! There is an APB out for the van, but it's not looking too good for her. They suspect he has driven her over the border to use as a sex slave.

[Gina]

Teri ran off and married Mr. Clean , they have a Spic and Span home.

[Janet]

Gina has a beautiful clean carpet...everything is resolved....LOL

[DianaB]

Janet shoplifts M & M's when she goes to Wal-mart to eat while she's on the computer with us!!!!!

[katcarasella]

KAT IS MISSING! She took candy froma stranger and he dragged her into his van!!!! There is an APB out for the van, but it's not looking too good for her. They suspect he has driven her over the border to use as a sex slave.

In my Dreams :dreaming: Teri

Diana is running a high end Bed and Breakfast for Celebrities, George Clooney is one of her clients.

[Janet]

Help!!!!! HELP!!!!!!

Kat stole my M & M's

[katcarasella]

Now I'm gonna tell everyone why you're smiling in your Avatar, or better yet I'll let them use their imaginations.....:eek:
These M & M's are great, thanks Janet... munch-munch

[DianaB]

Kat didn't take just your M & M's, Janet. She also took your driver's license and credit cards! I heard her muttering under her chocolate breath something about the Magnificent Mile in Chicago! I think that's where all the expensive shopping is at!!!!!

[Janet]

Hey you just hold on a minute...Kat....give me back my stuff.

Diana just called and said she made me some very special M&M's....ones she invented herself.

[DianaB]

Hey you just hold on a minute...Kat....give me back my stuff.

Diana just called and said she made me some very special M&M's....ones she invented herself.

I did?......Oh ya', I did!!! They um.........have....a.......ummmmm........um......a special ingredient!! That's it......a special ingredient!!! So you better give them back!!! Janet said that she was going to talk to the Mars company and see if they'd want to market them. Then Janet and I are going to split the money!!!................Hey Janet! Is that....umm.....a...fair?

[Janet]

Holy get rich!!!! YES!! That is more than fair...you are really a GREAT friend!!!!

[Gina]

psstttttttt don't tell anyone but I overheard Janet telling Kat that she really is not going to split the proceeds from the M& M's with Diana.. Janet is going to run with the moola and spend it all on herself.. Stupid she is not!!

[Dobie]

Gina has stolen Diana's identity so that she can have all of the M&M proceeds for herself.

[Marilyn]

Dobie has secretly worked for Mars and has learned how they put the little M on all the candies. She, Janet and Diana have teamed up and have actually decided to produce the candies themselves and print them with 4WT on them. They are trying deperately to get RICH and they think everyone will be facinated with the 4WT and will be wondering what it means. Diana's secret ingredient is actually extremely adictive so people buying due to their curiosity will be hooked on the candies. These ladies are sooooo devious.

[teri88]

Marilyn snitched to the Weight Watchers police and they came and confiscated all of the M&M's and now everybody is mad at her.

[Janet]

Marilyn is so jealous of Diana, Dobie and myself that she locked herself in her room and won't come out. She feels so inadequate...poor thing.

[Gina]

Janet told me that she is going to fly to Las Vegas and meet up with Kat.. They are going bar hopping and Janet is hoping to strum up some business. But Kat squashes all her fun with her proper ways. :D

[DianaB]

Gina's just jealous of Janet and Kat getting together. She missed out on the Chicago convention and now this!!!!

[Janet]

Marilyn has decided to stay home from wedding and invited us all to her house for fun!!

[Gina]

Janet is suppling the booze , she really loves to hit the bottle but trys to keep it a secret. But you know her shadow is on to her.. lol I wonder who that may be...

[teri88]

Gina likes to put peanuts in her coke and drink it while reading comic books.

[DianaB]

Teri used to travel with the Osmond Brothers when they toured!!! She really is Donny Osmond's biggest fan!!!! The song "Go Away, Little Girl" was actually written as a hint for her to get lost!!!!

[Dobie]

At least Teri used to follow a wholesome band - Diana used to follow Ozzy Osbourne - she got backstage passes by being VERY friendly with the stage hands.

[teri88]

Dobie knows this because she was Ozzie's biggest groupie.

[teri88]

Teri used to travel with the Osmond Brothers when they toured!!! She really is Donny Osmond's biggest fan!!!! The song "Go Away, Little Girl" was actually written as a hint for her to get lost!!!!

I just showed this to Megan and her response was: That is supposed to be a baseless lie?

[Janet]

Diana, Teri and Dobie have started a singing group. Diana doesn't have the heart to tell the other two their voices sound like frogs.

[katcarasella]

Janet puts a marijuana in the Brownies she makes and gives them to all her friends.:eek:
That's why she's so happy in her Avatar, because she accidently ate one and loved it.

[Janet]

No accident at all....LOLOL AND thank you for the recipe!!

Kat is negotiating for a new cooking show on TV.

[Gina]

Janet got fired from her day job as a clown for childrens parties. She got annoyed when a little brat pulled on her nose... Janet got back and took the child's candy and made the child cry.

[DianaB]

Gina was at the party that Janet was the clown for and she was taking pictures. She was so busy taking pictures that she didn't help the child that Janet had trapped on the ground because he kept squeezing her big, red nose. Janet had taken the child's candy and was screaming at the child "Are we even yet?" She didn't notice that the back end of her costume had ripped and her undies were showing but Gina just kept on snapping pictures!!! The child's grandmother, the one with severe arthritis that uses the walker, finally came and pulled Janet off and made some snide remarks about "someone your own age" or something like that which turned out funny because she accidentally spit out her bottom dentures and they ended up in the bucket where the kids were bobbing for apples!! When she finally pulled Janet off of the child, Janet's costume ripped some more until Janet only had the big curly ruffle around her neck and the grandmother ended up falling on the ground on top of her grandchild. Thank goodness no one was hurt!! Janet and Gina argued all the way home and Gina's been fired from taking party pictures again with Janet! I know all of this because Janet called and vented to me when she got home. Gina, I hope that you got some really good pictures, cuz you're not getting a second chance!!!!!!

[Janet]

Holy Cow!!!! Diana must've been bored last night!!! :sidesplit::sidesplit::sidesplit:

I gave up doing clown parties, because Diana kept telling this story over and over until it made national headlines. Gina sold the pictures to the Nat'l Enquirer and is rich now. She doesn't have anything to do with 4WT anymore.:(

[teri88]

The real reason Janet gave up doing the clown parties is that she used super glue to put on her nose, so that no kid can pull it off now. Unfortunately, neither can she! And she is forced to go through life with a big red rubber nose on her face. (Her avatar photos have been professionally retouched)

[Gina]

:sidesplit: :sidesplit: :sidesplit: lmao I am hysterical laughing here with Diana's post.. geeze Janet she must have been real bored she wrote a novel.. lol

Teri is involved in this shenanigan . Don't let her fool you. Actually she was the one who got mad at Janet and tricked her, she put crazy clue on the rubber nose. Knowing quiet well what she was up to... She wants to take the job away from Janet, she is aware that Janet will be in hiding for she cannot show her face in publlic anymore.. Kids are chanting BOZO the clown when they see her.. Diana is loving it! she hates the thought of Janet harassing those poor innocent brats.. Diana is going to come out smelling like a rose.. Teri will be the new clown chosen by all to work the parties.

[DianaB]

(I was bored and tired! I don't know what I was doing up that late anyway!!! Once I started the story just kept on coming!)

BTW- How can I come out smelling like a rose when you've made MILLIONS off of the pictures?

Gina lives a very posh lifestyle now. She owns a small island off of Florida and regularly flies down there for the weekend where she has maids and butlers to wait on her hand and foot!!!!

[AngieDoogles]

Diana had been drinking the night she wrote that story. Boy does she love those margaritas!! Her AA buddies were disappointed when they found out.

[teri88]

Angie knows all about writing stories....she has a part time job writing trashy romance novels for Harlequen.

[Janet]

Teri is the number one subscription holder for those romance novels. She asked Angie to make them a little extra trashy for just her.

[Gina]

Janet told Diana that she was sick of everyone talking about her in town. She knows that she lives in a very snobbish town , put the local people just can't get over that she had a sex change a few years ago. Diana advised her to just walk with her nose in the air showing them that she is soo much better than all of them..Janet just loves being awoman and is sorry that she didn't do it years ago when she was just plain Fred..

[Janet]

LOLOLOL


Gina is trying so hard to take over 4WT from the Administration here. They are on to her and won't budge an inch.

[AngieDoogles]

Speaking of Administration, I heard that Janet is at it again. She wants him and will not give up till she has him. That's okay, Kat and I have a plan, too! ;):D

[DianaB]

I hope that you're very careful, Janet. I overheard Angie and Kat planning what they were going to do to you the next time you go after the Admin, and it's not going to be pretty! It involves funny pointed ears, green shoes that turn up on the ends (with a bell on them), a red and white candy cane :eek:, a green hat that's pointed on top, and a green costume! It sounded just horrible :eek:!!! Also I heard something about Santa and delivering presents!!! Doesn't that sound just awful? Please be careful and keep your eyes open!!! Angie and Kat can be so devious when they're together!!!

[Janet]

Don't tell anyone Diana, but I have these guards...too many to count even that surround me, yet blend in so no one can tell. The are very good at what they do. Angie and Kat don't stand a chance...this I am sure of.

I did hear they were going to take someone down no matter what and if it couldn't be me...it would be you...so please be careful too.

[Gina]

All kidding aside Janet just won the Indiana mega millions . She doesn't want to tell us, her friends at 4wt.. She is afraid that we would beg her for some money. Noooooo she is not sharing, if she decides to share she promised me that she will give me half.. Only because I know all about her and the admin. guy , you know the cute one at 4wt, that has a few of you drooling.. So please keep it under wraps for now..

[Dobie]

Gina is really the person who won the lottery! She is just saying that it's Janet so that we won't all show up at her doorstep looking for money.
I heard that she just bought the mansion next to Brad and Angelina because she thinks she can break them up and have Brad all to herself.

[teri88]

Dobie is desperatly hoping that Brad leaves Angie because Dobie wants Angie....sorry Dobie, your real secret is out now!

[Gina]

Gina is really the person who won the lottery! She is just saying that it's Janet so that we won't all show up at her doorstep looking for money.
I heard that she just bought the mansion next to Brad and Angelina because she thinks she can break them up and have Brad all to herself.


I wish that were true :D


Teri lied to us she is really not married 20 yrs. She is a spinister living in Detroit , trying to get a job at a publishing company . She is head over heads in love with the CEO of the company. She dosen't want anyone to know. So she pretends to have this happy life in NJ.

[AngieDoogles]

Gina is a werewolf. She has to send poor little Gucci away during a full moon cause she gets so vicious and worries she might hurt her!

[Marilyn]

Angie is a werewolf, too. Thank goodness it was not a full moon when the 4WT convention was held, or we might have some more werewolves on here. :eek:

[teri88]

Marilyn is one of the select few who know that 4WT actually stands for 4 werewolf talk.com

[Gina]

Teri knows that about Marilyn for a fact. Teri is the administration for 4 werewolf. talk. She is taking donations, not for running site but for feeding her little werewolfs..

[Janet]

Gina loves to hold tea parties for little girls. She tries to teach them to be strong women and not let men get in their way.

[teri88]

Janet has a hamster-mill in her back yard and she breeds them for Petsmart

[AngieDoogles]

Teri has a ladybug farm--it's like an ant farm only she has thousands of ladybugs! Maddie told me! :eek:

[Gina]

Angie is getting ready to go on a trip to Hawaii.. She is taking photos for the National Geographic . While in Hawaii she will make sure that she is going to have some fun ,spent lots of money shopping and island hopping.

[teri88]

Gina has decided to become an over the road truck driver so that she can get paid to drive all over the country and meet her 4WT buddies.

[Janet]

Teri collects antique cars. She has a huge garage that is filled with them.

[Marilyn]

In the summer, Janet drives an ice cream truck. She gets a little wacky listening to the same tune over and over and over again.

[Gina]

Marilyn has decided to change her career over to seamstress. She enjoyed sewing for her daughters wedding so much. She wants to do it full time.

[Dobie]

Gina is training for the Olympics - no one has the heart to tell her that even though she does an awesome cannon ball, it probably won't get her on the dive team.

[teri88]

Dobie secretly wants Gina to give up her Olympic dream because she is jealous. Her cannon ball turns into a belly flop every time.

[judy]

Teri went to see Sex and the City and was caught trying to steal Manolo Blahnik Shoes. (http://www.google.com/aclk?sa=L&ai=BdVK_cjphSOfcK6SihAKTqYTBBrPb5Gr1hbGFCK-K1B2AlyIIABABGAEoAjgBUL6K3-X8_____wFgyd6Oi8Ck2A_IAQGAAgHIAtmgqQbZA1--2_lqcnGA4AMR&sig=AGiWqtzOjSs80cTvJ5yUfI9kIDAvOPr8fg&q=http://www.barneys.com/Shoes/SHOES05,default,sc.html%3Fprefn1%3Ddesigner%26pref v1%3DManolo%2520Blahnik)

These were on her feet when she got caught. She couldn't get away with saying they wefile:///C:/DOCUME%7E1/User/LOCALS%7E1/Temp/moz-screenshot-12.jpgre hers because she was wearing an old bathrobe.

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[Gina]

Judy put Teri up to stealing the shoes for she wants them for herself. Can't say I blame her. Judy is very over protective when it comes to her girls < manolo Blahnik> she would fight you dirty. Teri keeps the peace.

[judy]

Like you don't steal your Jimmy Choos! Marilyn and Dobie saw you sneaking out of Nordstrum's with a couple of bags! Of course, they were there stealing gourmet cookware sets, and fancy table linen.

[DianaB]

Don't let Judy fool you......she's really a homeless bag lady. She gets on the computer by going to the library but the women there aren't very happy about it because of "personal cleanliness" and the fact that she has to drag her cart into the library with her!! Judy honey, I think that if you'd oil that squeeky wheel then the mean ol' librarian will be a little nicer to you.

[Janet]

Diana is really a very experienced and polished story teller. She is mulling over an offer to appear on Broadway in a one-woman show telling her stories.

[Gina]

Janet is really a stand up comedian. She has been to many night clubs entertaining. She once got booed off the stage for not being funny. Poor Janet :(

[teri88]

Gina was the one who started the booing to get Janet off of the stage. That is because Gina wanted time to get up there and do her magic show....she pulls a chicken out of her underwear.

[Gina]

Gina was the one who started the booing to get Janet off of the stage. That is because Gina wanted time to get up there and do her magic show....she pulls a chicken out of her underwear.

Gee I didnt know I was so multi talented lmao :sidesplit: :sidesplit: :sidesplit:

Teri has gotten a new airplane for her anniversary so she is offering to take all of us on a trip to Rome. All expenses paid.. What a woman!

[AngieDoogles]

Gina is the one who gave Teri the airplane for her anniversary. Wonder where she got all that money!?! :eek:

[judy]

She sold all those shoes she stole!

Angie is going to run for President 2 elections from now. She will beat out all contenders hands down!

[Janet]

Everyone at Judy's new condo is a little worried. Judy passed out fliers letting them know she will be giving square dance lessons every Thursday evening and then a ho-down on Saturday nights.

[judy]

Janet had some other ideas, but I said no, no, no, that's not legal. (hint: Have you seen the new TV show "Swingtime?)

[teri88]

She sold all those shoes she stole!

Angie is going to run for President 2 elections from now. She will beat out all contenders hands down!

Angie won't be old enough to run for President 2 elections from now! I remember when I used to think that it was stupid that you had to be 35 to run because "you were too old to do anything" by that time! hee hee

And Judy has a house in the Hamptons that we are going to fly my plane up to visit.

[DianaB]

Teri has gotten a new airplane for her anniversary so she is offering to take all of us on a trip to Rome. All expenses paid.. What a woman!

Teri got a new plane alright but it's a stunt plane so if you want to go to Rome you'll be flying in loops and dives the whole way!!!

[Janet]

Diana really wants to move to Judy's condo. She loves square dancing and the thought of being able to sqare dance every week just thrills her.

[Gina]

Judy I watch swingtime... lol


Janet is taking over the lessons come this August at Judy's condo complex, and she is adding the fox trot. She may attract a wealthy older man this way who is ready to kick the money and she will inherit quite nicely.:D

[Janet]

Gina has been keeping notes from all the posts here at 4WT. She is thinking of writing a book and giving away the other members secrets or she may bribe the members to keep her quiet and not write the book.

[teri88]

Janet has been posting lies about herself from the day she joined 4WT because she wants to be the star of Gina's book.

[judy]

Janet is going to model for the book cover in this outfit:

[DianaB]

Wow, Janet!!!!! You're going to look fabulous!!!!

That outfit was designed by Judy. In her spare time she designs outfits for show girls. In New York and Las Vegas her name is well known!!!!

[judy]

Diana makes the glitzy things that make the outfit! She's into "themes." This one is from her Las Vegas line.

Those shoes are a pair that Gina stole.

[Janet]

Oh you are kidding me...LOLOL....I couldn't get my fat "you know what" in a costume like that...it would look more like this...

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Judy has tried so hard to be the main person in Gina's book, but it just isn't going to happen for her.

[DianaB]

Janet, I can't believe that you posted that picture of your "favorite" sister-in-law!!!! Family relations will certainly break down for sure now!

[Gina]

You women are cracking me up :yelrotflmao:


Diana stole Judy's boyfriend now g/f thats not nice!


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[Janet]

Holy moly...he's a hottie Gina!!! Gina you should really be honest and tell everyone that you pass all these men on to Judy and Diana when you've had your way with them.

[Dobie]

Janet runs a male escort service - she supplied Gine, Judy and Diana their new "boyfriends".

[Gina]

Dobie is the bookkeeper for Janet so she knows all the profits and whom Janet employees.

[Marilyn]

Oh, my goodness, I'm just getting over the post of Janet's SIL. ROFL ;)

Gina, I can't believe your escort service has so much competition. Janet's in the business now, and no telling who else. I can't remember there have been so many posts on this thread. Isn't Judy in the business as well??? It's a good thing that I work for the DA and can cover up for all of your!!! LOLOLOL

By the way, Gina's slip is showing!!!

[Janet]

What the heck do you mean you 'cover up' for us????? You're the head honcho...we just each have a small franchise of your big business!!! Are you trying to look innocent Ms. DA???

[Dobie]

Janet is now in hiding because she has revealed Marilyn has the Big Boss of the operation.

[teri88]

Janet is in hiding from Dobie. Dobie is a known mafia snitch and you can't tell her anything you don't want the whole underworld to know!

[Marilyn]

Teri is actually Bill Gates' sister. She is the inventor of Windows ME and has been hiding out in NJ ever since.

[Gina]

Marilyn never told anyone but her ex FIL was friends with Howard Hughes back in the day. They use to go out for flying lessons, and he even dated Hughes ex Ava Gardner.. Btw she never told you that she had an ex.. but us inquiring minds want to know.. :D

[Dobie]

Gina's great grandmother was aboard the titanic - the captain had a crush on her and let her steer the ship (we all know how that turned out).

She met Gina's great grandfather when he pulled her out of the water and into a life boat.

[DianaB]

Dobie is a LOT older than she looks because she was on the Titanic as well. The only thing is that her memory isn't very good so the story about Gina might be true or it might not. Who knows?

[Janet]

Diana knows all about the Titanic. She did a history report on this subject when she was in the 7th grade and never forgot one fact.

[Gina]

Did you know that Janet graduated from Harvard Law school and went on to work with Perry Mason and was very successful.

[teri88]

Gina actually used Janet as her lawyer when her prostitution ring was busted and she was looking at a very long jail sentence. Luckily Janet got her off with just a slap on the wrist.

[DianaB]

Teri was a part of the flight crew that took the Columbia Space Shuttle into space to conduct experiments on July 1, 1997. No mention was ever made about what the experiments entailed!!!!

[AngieDoogles]

Diana was on the maintenance crew for the Columbia Space Shuttle back in '97. She saw exactly what experiments they were conducting, but refuses to tell. She and Teri avoid each other cause they don't like to talk about it...

[DianaB]

Angie really colored her hair because she's wanted by the FBI for being associated with bank robbers. She's actually a safe cracker and is very good at it. We lost her for a while in Chicago and when we finally found her she had a duffle bag full of something. Police and sirens were going off everywhere and Angie was eager to get back to the hotel! Dae Lynn and I figured it out after Angie left and we read the newpaper!!!

[teri88]

Diana has been trying to get into the FBI for years. They keep failing her because she can't pass the security background check.

[DianaB]

It's because Teri and I knew each other years ago and we got into some really big trouble smuggling guns into the mid-USA for farmers to hunt with! I got caught and now have a record but Teri managed to get away and I kept her secret quiet.......until now!!!!

[Gina]

Gee Diana is a rat and when she went down with the feds, she took Teri with her. I am surprised that Teri didn't have Don Corleone take care of her. You do know they are best friends.. :D

[Janet]

Did you all know that the real Gina just came out????? She's a name caller!!!

[teri88]

Janet is just trying to change the subject to protect Diana. She is a gun smuggling mafia memeber. (she really lives in NJ don't let her fool you!)

[DianaB]

I'm starting to think that Gina's the one who turned me in.......Watch your back, Gina!!

Teri, testified for me in federal court and helped to keep me out of prison. She's been helping me look for the one who turned me in!!!! I think that we have it figured out, don't we, Teri?

[Gina]

Diana blatantly lies to protect herself and Janet whom now I know for a fact, is an undercover mobster in NJ.. Teri good job!! in finding this information on Janet.. Diana and Janet will be going to sing sing real soon and they won't be singing much .

[teri88]

Gina won't be on 4WT any more...she has just gone into the witness protection plan. They moved her to Iowa where she is opening up a tavern called You Can't See Me Now

[Janet]

It's quite obvious Gina and Teri are working together. They BOTH opened the tavern because they spend most of their time drunk and flirting with men.

[Dobie]

Janet is tired of the gangster/snitch lifestyle - she is leaving it all behind and starting a new life. She has plain tickets to Nepal - she has plans to be a Sherpa for climbers on Mt. Everest.

[DianaB]

Dobie's a travel agent and she's getting tickets for me to join Janet in Nepal. Why, oh why, couldn't we go somewhere warm and tropical, Janet, instead of the mountains?

[Gina]

Diana can be easily led, Dobie called and said to ditch Janet and the mountains and go with Dobie to Cancun.. Diana's reply sounds good to me..

[katcarasella]

Gina has a second job at night and can be seen doing her impersonation of Cher at a little club in NYC. I saw her there with my own two eyes, and that's a fact. I have a pic to prove it you can tell it's Gina by the way she stands.


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[judy]

I haven't been keeping track of what you all have been up to, but I do know that Kat is making up things! I heard that she really hangs out at the Bean, in a lounge chair, with her cup of coffee. She has her groupies, who come to her for advice and they leave fruit and meatballs and spaghetti as offerings to her.

[Gina]

Judy never told you that one of her ex's was a popular singer in a famous group of the 70's .. That's right here is a photo of her ex he is dressed like a construction worker.. Judy has been around.. :D





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[Janet]

Gina was jailed last night. It was in this morning's newspaper. Seems Gina got a little mean to a cop that stopped her for speeding. That Gina has a temper.

[Gina]

Janet was bored one day and decided to have a coffee clutch. She invited all her neighbors that she dislikes to try to get revenge.. She served them brownies spiced up a little if you know what I mean < grin> and they were all happy go lucky by the end of the visit. :D

<yep I watch too much swingtime on tv > lol

[judy]

The construction worker is so pretty and so gay.

Gina is now writing a book based on this thread. Do you think anyone will be able to figure us out? Gina has a ghost writer helping her out:

[Dobie]

Judy has stolen Gina's idea and is making a movie about this thread - Gweneth Paltrow will be playing Judy in the movie - she has decided to hire very ugly actresses to play the rest of us.

[teri88]

Dobie has always wanted to fly around the world in a hot air baloon and she has finally decided to do it. She leaves Monday. Since there is no internet service on the balloon she won't be on 4WT for a few months.

[teri88]

Diana and Janet conspired to bury this thread because all of their deep dark secrets have been revealed on it. But Kat paid me $50 to go and find it and bump it up again because she was the OP and she didn't want it to die.

[DianaB]

Teri's the one who planted poison ivy in my yard. She flew to Kansas City, rented a car, and arrived in the middle of the night to plant the stuff. Then secretly went back home to wait until I announced that I had it. She's been laughing at every post I've made about it!!............Then she brings this thread back up when Janet and I wanted it to get buried!! Teri's in soooo much trouble!!!!!

[Dobie]

Teri's the one who planted poison ivy in my yard. She flew to Kansas City, rented a car, and arrived in the middle of the night to plant the stuff. Then secretly went back home to wait until I announced that I had it. She's been laughing at every post I've made about it!!............Then she brings this thread back up when Janet and I wanted it to get buried!! Teri's in soooo much trouble!!!!!

Diana wouldn't have gotten such a bad case of poison ivy if she hadn't been running around naked in her backyard again!

[Janet]

Dobie wouldn't have known about Diana running aroun naked if she wasn't peeping around Diana's property. You'd think after being arrested for this numerous times she'd learn.

[DianaB]

I just don't understand how Dobie found out, Janet! I didn't tell anyone about our pact to run around naked in our yards after midnight! Dobie, must have seen me and she probably hasn't figured out that you're doing the same thing in Indiana! So you're still safe!! Whew!!!

BTW--Watch out for the poison ivy!!!!!!!!

[Gina]

Diana forgot to mention that she loves to go skinny dipping while being naked in the backyard after midnight... That Diana.!!.

[teri88]

Gina has just been chosen to star in a reality show! She will be living in a tree house for one year....hope she'll have internet up there!

[Janet]

I just don't understand how Dobie found out, Janet! I didn't tell anyone about our pact to run around naked in our yards after midnight! Dobie, must have seen me and she probably hasn't figured out that you're doing the same thing in Indiana! So you're still safe!! Whew!!!

BTW--Watch out for the poison ivy!!!!!!!!

I know this isn't the right spot for this, but I do have to tell another story....:D

One time...many, MANY years ago, my hubby and I were fishing along a creekside. It was after dark and we were a little, well, you know!!!! :rolleyes:

A day or so later I had this awful itch in a very awful spot...a stinking mosquitoe bit me in a place you just don't want to scratch all the time. I thought it would never go away....LOL....I know.....WAY TOO MUCH INFORMATION!!!!!





Teri felt so bad for Gina being up a tree that she had the tree wired for every convenience.

[Forgivenmom5]

Janet didn't scratch the mosquito bite she just went around showing everyone and telling how she got it. She even had a picture of it on a local billboard to advertise for anti-itch cream.

[Gina]

Did you know that Debbie tried out for American Idol, but she thought she was to good for Simon and told him off ending a very promising career.

[judy]

Janet's squito is still bragging!

[DianaB]

Judy's really a background singer for Trace Adkins. He actually wrote Honky Tonk Badonkadonk for her!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3dHxAYYXhc

(BTW-If I went naked in my yard the mosquitos would absolutely carry me away they're so bad!!!!! I can't hardly even be out after dark. And I have been skinny dipping but not for years!)

[Marilyn]

My goodness!! Is that what country music has turned into? You can tell I don't follow music at all!!

Diana is one of the dancers in this video. She just wants you think she's a good country wife. She gets out on Saturday nights.

[Janet]

Oh my oh my oh my...is he fine or what...love his deep voice...hhhhmmmmmm.. And just for the record...there is NO WAY a picture could be taken of my squiter bite....definitely not in a area for film viewing.

oh yeah...back to the game...LOL


Since Marilyn can't carry a tune in a bucket...she does not like music at all.

[DianaB]

My goodness!! Is that what country music has turned into? You can tell I don't follow music at all!!......

There's some country music that is quite pleasant but this isn't it. This isn't even a song that I enjoy. I just used it in the game. It's really NOT my taste!

I don't think that I'd swing my fanny in a video like this either. I feel kinda' bad for even posting it so accept my apologies.

[Janet]

Diana...I don't always like the different videos, but I love Trace Atkins and I do like that song. It is requested quite often on a radio station I listen to now and then.

[katcarasella]

Janet and I were out together drinking and gambling away all our grocery money and had to go to Diana's house to get a hot meal and borrow gas money to get home..:eek:

[teri88]

Diana has called the tv show Intervention to keep Kat and Janet from showing up drunk at her house in the middle of the night again.

[Marilyn]

Teri has recently discovered that Diana is really a genuine sweetheart and intervention is what she does for so many in need.

Teri is being nice to her because she knows that Diana will intervene and straighten her out very soon!!!

[Janet]

Marilyn is always verbally trying to make everyone feel better and it works! Then she goes and writes it all up in her gossip column in a bad light.

[Gina]

Janet knows this is true for Marilyn wrote about Janet running away with her pool boy, and all the gossip that went along with it. Life is never boring around here on 4WT...

[Janet]

Gina is a reporter for Marilyn's gossip rag. Marilyn pays her quite well for information. She's hoping Gina can get a picture of the Brangelina twins.

[Gina]

Janet is correct I am getting paid big time for getting those photos, but Janet failed to tell you that she gave me the location of the twins. Therefore she will share in the pot.

[judy]

Gina is in on this....Angelina and Brad are staying at Dobie's house., They figure nobody will ever think to look for them there!

[teri88]

Judy knows this because she is a famous paparazzi....Britney Spears has hit her with her car twice!

[Gina]

Teri forgot to mention that she is employed by Ms. Judy...

[Janet]

Gina really knows what everyone is doing, she keeps a rap sheet on everyone.

[Gina]

Janet decided to run away from home when she was 25 yrs old she actually got a late start but figures better late than never... While she was finding herself she came across a man named Clyde and the rest is history.. Janet aka Bonnie..:eek:

[teri88]

Gina is in the new Batman movie that comes out tonight. She is having a midnight showing for all of her friends. I got an invitation...did you guys?

[judy]

This is what Teri is wearing to the premiere -

[teri88]

JUDY! That was supposed to be a surprise:mad:. tht's it, I'm not sending you on that world cruise now!

[Janet]

Teri really does have the power to say who goes on world cruises or any cruise for that matter. She owns all the cruise lines.

[Dobie]

Janet is the activities director for the cruise ship - it's her dream job that she's wanted ever since she use to watch "The Love Boat" as a child.

[teri88]

Dobie actually made several guest appearances on The Love Boat. She left acting because she hated being chased by autograph seekers all of the time.

[Gina]

Teri is truly an angel being that she owns all the cruise lines, she is treating everyone on 4WT to a cruise to the Bahamas. See Teri is truly a good hearted person.. Soo let start packing and don't forget the sunscreen.

[teri88]

Gina has offered to fly everyone to NYC so that we can all leave on the cruice together. Thanks Gina!

[judy]

I'm there! Just let me know where and when!