Baseless Lies Game

[Gina]

Judy is going to throw in a male stripper for entertainment one night. :D

[Marilyn]

Let's pass on the stripper and just enjoy our time together. Gina is a real sweetheart. She's paying for a snorkeling excursion for anyone who wants to go. Let's all sign up, okay!!! Oh, and also heard she's paying for a rum plantation tour as well!!!

[Gina]

Marilyn has decided to volunteer to give boot camp lessons on the cruise, she figures that we will be overeating so she has to keep us in shape.

[Marilyn]

Gina is so trying to ruin this cruise. Not sure what has gotten into her these days!!!! Cruises are for relaxation, not boot camp.:eek: Who's with me on this one????:D

[Janet]

Marilyn has gone in for some therapy. All the 4WT ladies got together and had an intervention because they were so worried about her after her remark about passing on the stripper. We all knew something was wrong there.

[Gina]

Janet has been caughting nipping on the vodka while babysitting the bradalina twins... ohhhhhhhhh noooooooooooo :eek: She may be losing her job soon.

[Marilyn]

Gina was last seen boarding a plane to Paris to try to help Janet save her job!!

[DianaB]

During hurricane Dolly, Marilyn was seen surfing the wild waves at Corpus Christi!!! She wasn't doing too bad either!!! She can really "hang 10"!!!!!!

[Janet]

Diana really isn't going to the cabin by the lake...she's going to take ballet lessons in private.

[judy]

I am too bringing the stripper. Janet is bringing you arts and crafts, and wine so you can have fun while we're watching him Marilyn.

[Gina]

Janet got a phone call from Judy last night, she won't be on for awhile , As we all know she brought the condo and didn't tell us that the guy over at management is a hulk and filthy rich. He is taking her traveling around the world.. Her last words to Janet were Hasta la vista!!! some friend lol.

[judy]

You won't be saying "some friend" when you all get those gorgeous Italian shoes, French pocketbooks, etc. in the mail!

[AngieDoogles]

Judy is actually moving to TN. Gracie Leigh has a major crush on Marty and Judy can't help but give in to those cute little puppy dog eyes.

[judy]

She does! But she's afraid Maddy will be upset, so she has settled for unrequited puppy love.

I think she may marry a rich, older dog anyway. She's quite the diva!

[AngieDoogles]

She does! But she's afraid Maddy will be upset, so she has settled for unrequited puppy love.

I think she may marry a rich, older dog anyway. She's quite the diva!

Maddie's in love with Max AND Reuger so it's okay. :)

Judy, when are you going to tell everyone that the guy in the picture Gina posted on the spa day thread is actually your new boyfriend?

[Gina]

Angie!!! I knew it, Judy has been seeing him all along. She just has a thing for boy toys.. Now Angie girl here is having her car washed today,see photo below :D anybody else interested contact Angie @ 1-800 CAR WASH.. All proceeds go to her swiss bank account.. :D



http://i322.photobucket.com/albums/nn402/shiro2219_2008/menc.jpg

[AngieDoogles]

Angie!!! I knew it, Judy has been seeing him all along. She just has a thing for boy toys.. Now Angie girl here is having her car washed today,see photo below :D anybody else interested contact Angie @ 1-800 CAR WASH.. All proceeds go to her swiss bank account.. :D



http://i322.photobucket.com/albums/nn402/shiro2219_2008/menc.jpg

Oh my goodness! Thanks for being the photographer for my car wash Gina. Great angle!

[Janet]

As soon as I can get my van dirty, I'll be right there...okay....on my way...LOL

Angie has other 1-800 numbers too, care to share them Angie?

[Gina]

As soon as I can get my van dirty, I'll be right there...okay....on my way...LOL

Angie has other 1-800 numbers too, care to share them Angie?



I'm peeing here girls :yelrotflmao: :yelrotflmao: :yelrotflmao:

[AngieDoogles]

Janet and Gina help me run me 800 business. They do the dirty work for me and I handle the business side of things. :D

[Janet]

Hurry on down to 1-800 We Sell Junk!!! Yup, that's what Gina and I do...sell Angie's junk...she's a pack rat ya know!

[AngieDoogles]

Hurry on down to 1-800 We Sell Junk!!! Yup, that's what Gina and I do...sell Angie's junk...she's a pack rat ya know!

Janet, no! You can't sell my junk! I keep it all you know.

You guys should ask her what kind of calls she REALLY answers! :eek:

[teri88]

She does! But she's afraid Maddy will be upset, so she has settled for unrequited puppy love.

I think she may marry a rich, older dog anyway. She's quite the diva!



ewwww Maddy can't be in love with her brother!

[teri88]

Angie keeps her junk in a shopping cart in case she needs to leave the house in a hurry.

[Janet]

She does have the shopping cart all decked out real purdy too.

[Gina]

Janet just called me to say that she has some more 800 numbers from Angie but she is to embarassed to say what they hook up to.. ;)

[judy]

Hold on!!! Back to your car wash boys Gina - the one standing on the chair is mine.

That picture had me laughing!!! I didn't expect to see a bunch of gorgeous naked guys, but then I zoned out and got caught up in looking at them.

Fine young specimens!

[Gina]

Hold on!!! Back to your car wash boys Gina - the one standing on the chair is mine.

That picture had me laughing!!! I didn't expect to see a bunch of gorgeous naked guys, but then I zoned out and got caught up in looking at them.

Fine young specimens!

I know Judy! dam to bad they are so young.. I try to find older men if you know what I mean, but I can't find any on here...lol

[teri88]

I'm glad Gina is looking for older men, I'd hate to see her parole revoked because of that little incident with the 17 year old!

[Janet]

Why would anyone want an older one...it's not like we'd want to keep them anyway. ...lolol

Teri, isn't is against the rules for Parole officers to talk about thier parolees?

[Gina]

Janet your right you don't want an oldie you want a boy toy to play with more power to you. Have you told everyone that you only date younger men.

[teri88]

Gina! Don't be pretending you don't know about her additction to boy toys...wasn't that your little brother you fixed her up with last week?

[Gina]

No Teri! that was your ex husband that she was seen with. You remember him the one who is 25 yrs. younger than you...

[teri88]

Oh, so you and my ex finally broke up? Or are you just sharing him with Janet?

[Gina]

No Teri I don't share!! very selfish person here. I know that you were deviasted when Janet took him away. But hey young men like spontaneity and Janet offered that. :D

[teri88]

"Well, if you hadn't given him her number I'd still have him!"

[Gina]

"Well, if you hadn't given him her number I'd still have him!"

Poor Janet her ears must be ringing.. :sidesplit: :sidesplit: :sidesplit:


Teri give it up already.. Go on with life.. There are plenty of fish in the sea.

[Janet]

I'm sorry to get here late...I've had a line of healthy young men wanting my attention all day. Bless their hearts.

Gina and Teri kept calling wanting to know what was going on and who the guys were....keep wondering ladies!!

[Gina]

Janet you old dog !!! Keep them smiling.... :D

[teri88]

Alright, Gina and I are on our way to Janet's house so she can share the wealth. Pick you up in 5 Gina!

[Janet]

Oh wow...those sweet guys were so ....???? Use your imaginations. When I told them that Gina and Teri were on their way, they had to leave. I had them so exhausted they just didn't think they could carry on. Guess they need more stamina to play Uno!

[teri88]

Janet, Janet, Janet. I know if we just looked under the bed or in the closet we would have found where you hid the guys. That's ok, it was fun going shopping with you, thanks for all of the presents you bought me....don't worry I won't tell Gina!

[Gina]

Janet, Teri lied to you she gave me all the scoops.. Seeeeee ya can't trust that girl!

[Gina]

Oh wow...those sweet guys were so ....???? Use your imaginations. When I told them that Gina and Teri were on their way, they had to leave. I had them so exhausted they just didn't think they could carry on. Guess they need more stamina to play Uno!


You played UNO!! with all those georgeous men!!! Your really old..lol how about strip poker at least....

[teri88]

You played UNO!! with all those georgeous men!!! Your really old..lol how about strip poker at least....


I thought we were lying here? (Sorry Janet!) Gina told me she was going to say that so that I could pick on you.

[Gina]

I thought we were lying here? (Sorry Janet!) Gina told me she was going to say that so that I could pick on you.


yeah Teri kiss tushi's lmaoooo

[Janet]

Well, the nerve!!! Did you two ever admit to streaking at the ballgame the other night?

[Gina]

shhhhhhhh Janet dont tell, btw you were doing it to!!! NA NA NA,

[Marilyn]

Y'all are a mess!!! Gina told me secretly that she is so excited about the olympics that she got an olympic rings tatoo, but I won't tell you where.

[teri88]

What Marilyn didn't tell you is that she is a tatoo artist and she did the olympic tatoo.

[Gina]

Teri is not really going to the shore for vacation she is going to be under the witness protection program and is pretending to be on vacation..

[Janet]

Gina has confided in me that she is an identical twin....to her brother. She only admits to having a 'little' work done...yeah right!

[Marilyn]

Janet has 6 toes on each of her feet. They charge extra to give her pedicures. I had to pay Ricky a bunch to get this information. He really held out for the most he could get. So if he turns up with something new, Janet, you will know where the money came from. You raised one good negotiator!!!

(Sounds pretty believable, huh!!??)

[Marilyn]

Okay, I think I killed the thread with that last post. Sorry about that. I thought it was a pretty good one. If I offended you Janet, I'm very very sorry. I thought it was pretty tame after all the other ones. :o

[DianaB]

Marilyn paid Ricky enough for that information that he can afford to buy a new truck for himself AND his Dad!!!!!!

[Janet]

:sidesplit::sidesplit: I wasn't offended at all!! I just haven't been on too much...LOL. Remember...I've been painting. He is a great negotiator and loves money.

He told me you promised not to tell!!:p

[Gina]

Janet wants you all to believe that she is painting the house by herself when in realty she has hired the boys at the car wash...< wink > ;)

[Janet]

Oh Gina I wish!!! They would probably be here if you didn't outbid me and keep them for yourself! Some friend!

[DianaB]

Actually Janet's waiting until school starts to have the car wash boys over. Then her husband will be at work and her son at school! I wonder what she'll find for them to do?

[Janet]

Maybe help me keep the bus clean and dust free? Somehow, I seriously doubt it. Diana you really need to quit calling me and asking me to share.....find your own!

[DianaB]

Pleeeeeeeeease share!!!!!!!

[Janet]

Diana has now started emailing, texting AND calling wanting me to share. She said she's rich and can pay me for sharing.

[DianaB]

Pleeeeeeeeease share!!!!!!!

[Janet]

ah ho.....Diana is stuck in yelling mode. Her mother said she's like this when she doesn't get her way.

[DianaB]

What?

[Janet]

Diana quit it!

[AngieDoogles]

Janet is going to let me win the "I win" thread! She told me so.

[Janet]

That's right...Angie just wired me some money so I would back off. I'm taking the money and running!

[DianaB]

Janet's running my direction!!! I'm getting the guest room ready for her!!!!!

[Marilyn]

But Diana, you said you were coming to visit me. Are do doing this to avoid Janet??? or do you have a surprize waiting for her?

[DianaB]

Marilyn, you spoiled the surprise!! The car wash boys were actually going to be here when she got here............and they were going to..............ummmmm.......................mow my yard!!! .............Yup, that's it..............mow my yard!!!! Me and my family will be on our way soon!!!!!!!

[Janet]

I think I'm being fooled here. I've had the experts install wire taps and video machines at Diana's and Marilyn's.

[Gina]

Janet was not a happy camper this morning when she walked in on Diana who happens to be her guest. Janet came out swearing and cussing.. Diana!! is no friend.... See below why she was soooooooooo mad. The nerve of Diana!!.


http://i281.photobucket.com/albums/kk213/bert6684/men.jpg

[Janet]

Okay Gina....the picture isn't at photobucket anymore.

Gina is always doing this to people just to waste their time. She thinks it's funny!

[DianaB]

Gina and Janet lie!!!!!! :sidesplit: :sidesplit:

[Gina]

Gina and Janet lie!!!!!! :sidesplit: :sidesplit:You


You girls crack me up!!! :yelrotflmao: :yelrotflmao: :yelrotflmao: I NEVER LIE!!!

[Janet]

Me neither....the nerve!

[DianaB]

Gina and Janet, This is the "Baseless Lies" game so are you lying or telling the truth with that statement!!!! :sidesplit: Caught ya'!!!!

[Janet]

Diana.....you know how easily I get confused....LOL.

Diana is really a person who trains lawyers for their day in court. ooooh the pressure!

[Gina]

Janet failed to mention she is Diana's mentor , Diana learns from the best...

[teri88]

Hi everybody! I haven't been on because I was on vacation. I went to Italy to stay at George Clooney's villa. It's quite nice, but I think I like Brad Pitt's place in France better. George says to say hello to all of the 4WT women!

[Janet]

How dare you go to my and George's villa. You are trying so hard to weedle me out aren't you?

[DianaB]

(The only George that Janet knows personally is Curious George!!!)

[Janet]

Hey!!! You're suppose to be on my side...LOL. Diana is always making Curious George jokes. She is infatuated with him and has posters on the wall in her bedroom. She calls out "CC" and Glenn just can't figure out who she's calling.

[teri88]

Janet has always loved playing "the man in the yellow hat" game. ALL she wears is that hat and it's quite a site to see!

[Janet]

I'm sorry to inform you all that Teri...our wonderful friend...is a peep'n tom. She just won't go and get help for this...she likes it way to much.

[Gina]

Don't let tell Janet but I hear that she has a favorite stuffed animal that she takes to bed with her every night.. It is from her childhood.. Can you imagine what condition its in.. UGHHHHHHHHH

[DianaB]

Gina's really jealous of Janet's stuffed toy and really wants it for herself even though it's pretty worn out!!!!

[Gina]

You can't tell Diana anything she really works for People magazine and would do anything for a headline.

[teri88]

Gina reads People all of the time to see if the stories she reads in The Globe are true! She is addicted to all of the rags and is regularly thrown out of the Shop-Rite because she stands at the register for hours and reads all of the papers without paying for them.

[Gina]

Teri was seen in the produce dept. fondling the organic carrots.. she really ought to see a psychiatrist that just isn't right. :eek:

[DianaB]

Gina, I'm getting a photo crew from People magazine to follow you around and make you the cover story on our next issue!!! If you're fondling carrots next to Teri we're going to get it all in pictures!!!!

[Janet]

Oh my goodness, the perils you ladies get yourself into. Diana is trying to get all this out of her system now before she converts and becomes a nun in the desert.

[Gina]

Janet thinks she is going to win in the other post! Ha!! she is not....

[Janet]

Gina is trying to hack into the 4Wt forum so she can dominate all the threads....ESPECIALLY the 'I Win' thread.

[Gina]

Gina is trying to hack into the 4Wt forum so she can dominate all the threads....ESPECIALLY the 'I Win' thread.


You got that right kid!!! and Janet is a sore loser... :eek:

[Shada]

Poor Gina sets her alarm for all different hours of the day and night to 'try' to win that other thread!

Give it up Gina... go back and try to get your stuffed animal back from Janet. People magazine has contacted me.. they want to do a cover page on ME as the true deserving winner!!!

[Gina]

Shada is very delusional ladies she goes around all day telling people at work that she won!! Ha they think that she is crazy... She even believes she is going to be on the front page of People Magazine.. How do you like those apples... lol

[Janet]

Especially when the mag people just left here. I love the gift they gave me for winning.

[Gina]

Janet dear that prize was meant for Shada or me .. How dear you steal it. Be careful the proper authories will be at your door soon.

[Shada]

It is meant for ME!!!

GIVE IT UP!!

[Janet]

oooohhhhh....ha ha ha ha


I love my gift!!! I love my gift!!!

Shada is a pro wrestler and is threatening me.

[teri88]

Janet, your pole dancing instruction kit arrived...ps the UPS man wants a date

[Janet]

Teri is a professional matchmaker....she forgot I was married...duh Teri...LOL

[Gina]

Janet invited us all to a cookout on Sat. Just leave your jewerly at home she forgot to mention she is a kleptomaniac so beware. Besides she has these two pit bulls that love to eat.. Welcome to Janets bbq !

[Janet]

Gina has been know to try and throw people off track. That is why she is such a clever burglar..they'll never catch her, she tries to blame others.

[DianaB]

Oh my goodness, the perils you ladies get yourself into. Diana is trying to get all this out of her system now before she converts and becomes a nun in the desert.

Bless you, my children!!! Janet, Shada, and Gina need to come to me for confession! I need to get in the practice of how this all works because I'm pentecostal and not familiar with these procedures. Becoming a nun will be quite an experience, not only for me but for those in charge!!!!!! So, when can I schedule you each in for your appointment?

[Janet]

Aaahhh this ought to be fun...I can't think of a lie after that post Diana....LOLOL

[Gina]

[QUOTE=DianaB;74461]Bless you, my children!!! Janet, Shada, and Gina need to come to me for confession! I need to get in the practice of how this all works because I'm pentecostal and not familiar with these procedures. Becoming a nun will be quite an experience, not only for me but for those in charge!!!!!! So, when can I schedule you each in for your appointment?[/QUOT


Diana you got it confused nuns don't hear confessions lol priests do.. Besides she is going to pretend to be a woman of cloth while she is getting the dirt on us three ladies and then will be the fishmonger in her town. What some people will do being they don't have a life....

[Janet]

Gina just told me she had won some money in the Jersery lottery. Not the big pot, but quite abit. Said she was giving some to all of us...hmmmm she didn't tell me how much.

[Gina]

Gina just told me she had won some money in the Jersery lottery. Not the big pot, but quite abit. Said she was giving some to all of us...hmmmm she didn't tell me how much.



now Janet shhhhhhhhhhhhh don't spill the beans...

[DianaB]

Bless you, my children! You know that the mission where I'm going to live is always in need of a donation. When can I expect your check, Gina? (Pay up since I'm not going to get to hear your confession!!!!) LOL

[Dobie]

Diana has decided to start a home business - she will be raising Emus in her backyard. She will be offering Emu rides at kids parties - although I'm looking forward to seeing pics of her putting harnesses on them.

[Chandra Amaya]

Dobie will be handmaking the food and party clothes for the emus. It's her way to get a cut of the profits.

[DianaB]

Traci's finally back from Europe after jet-setting with all of the rich and famous!!!!

[Janet]

You all thought that Diana was sitting on a butterfly chair...WRONG..she metamorphisizes into a butterfly and those are her real wings. They are just so heavy she stoops and it looks like she is sitting. You really should have told us Diana!!

[DianaB]

JANET......I told you that privately and you promised not to say a word!!!!! Don't EVER trust Janet with a secret!!!!!!!

[Dobie]

Janet is telling the truth - Diana is really growing butterfly wings - she flies around her town at night.

[Gina]

Dobie will say anything for a dollar.. Geeze inquiring minds don't want to know...

[Janet]

Hi Gina....I'll take a dollar...what d'ya want me to say?

Gina pays me to post in this thread.

[DianaB]

Janet's getting rich.................a dollar at a time!!!!!

[Janet]

I wish...

If Diana wouldn't keep stealing my dollars I would be rich!!

[DianaB]

I'm saving them for travel expenses!!!!!

[Janet]

Diana is taking my dollars to travel around the world. She only left me enough to buy food for the doggies.

[DianaB]

Janet's really not spending the money for food for the pups! She's making them hunt for food out in the field!!!! Ever seen a yorkie eat a mouse? Poor little babies!!!!

[Janet]

eewwwww gross...my poor babies!!!

Diana is shedding her butterfly wings....they get in her way when she exercises.

[DianaB]

Janet was really seeing my angel wings not butterfly wings!!!!!

[Janet]

Oh my....they weren't angel or butterfly wings...Diana was stripping and it was her clothing flying off like wings.....

[Gina]

Janet should know she really is a professional stripper who thought Diana the ropes.. :D

[Janet]

Oh yeah.....well Gina taught me....so there. Gina doesn't want anyone to know she has a stripper/pole dancing school in Vegas.

[Dobie]

Janet takes the pole dancing aspect of the class literally - she has been arrested numerous time for using telephone poles as part of her act. The citizens of her town really do wish she would stop stripping in the main square.

[Janet]

Dobie is running for mayor of her city.

[Gina]

Janet has switched over from poise to depends.. lol Seems lately they work better for her since she has so many accidents laughing hard on 4wt.

[katcarasella]

Gina bought stock in Depends so she could make a fortune off 4WT....:ghug:

[Gina]

Kat advised me to she is my financial adviser ;)

[Janet]

Gina wants to be a Depends quality control tester.

[Gina]

:yelrotflmao: :yelrotflmao: :yelrotflmao: Janet wants to model them for the company.

[Janet]

And I would too ...LOLOL

Gina smacks her lips when she eats and people get sooo annoyed.

[Gina]

Janet isn't telling everyone but she is secretly taking classes with Lindsey for she wants to work at hooters as a pole dancer.... You go Janet!!!

[Janet]

This is a baseless lies game Gina...so play by the rules....and lie!!!!

Gina is always trying to change game rules so she'll win

[Gina]

This is a baseless lies game Gina...so play by the rules....and lie!!!!

Gina is always trying to change game rules so she'll win



Janet really should go into comedy.. for she is so good at it. I will get you an application...

[Janet]

Hold on there a minute bobalouie!!! Remember who said that?????

I could be just as funny as Roseanne Barr...LOL

Gina would like to be funny too and told jokes about her teachers at her H.S. graduation.

[Gina]

Janet was booed off the stage at the local comedy club for trying to impersonate Roseann Barr.. tsk tsk Janet you should have stopped at bobalouie lol

[Janet]

Gina didn't have a clue who said "Hold on there BobaLouie" so I told her it was Quick Draw McGraw

[Gina]

Gina didn't have a clue who said "Hold on there BobaLouie" so I told her it was Quick Draw McGraw

Your right I forgot!! Tell me ! Tell me!! please....lol

[Janet]

I just did you silly lady!!! Quick Draw McGraw said it. Now Gina...you have got to stick to the game honey...you're having a bit of brainfartitis....lol

Gina has always wanted to be a brain surgeon. (I don't think I spelled that right...)

[Gina]

I just did you silly lady!!! Quick Draw McGraw said it. Now Gina...you have got to stick to the game honey...you're having a bit of brainfartitis....lol

Gina has always wanted to be a brain surgeon. (I don't think I spelled that right...)

I guess I am getting senile too....lol


Janet has volunteered to be my first patient.. What a wonderful friend..:D

[Shada]

Careful Janet, Gina has shaking hands...she needs a drink!!

[Janet]

So do I!!!!

Shada told me it was okay...that she would be Gina's first patient.

[Gina]

Janet loves to make martini's for 4WT chat room. She made my favorite the other night chocolate with the best chocolate ever Godiva. She is a great bartender.. So Janet when are you tending bar again??? ;)

[Janet]

Gina was so upset with me when I told her I wouldn't tend bar. I only like a beer now and then and it made her angry.

[Gina]

Janet told Diana that she is moving out of country. She fell in love with Quick Draw McGraw.. Now I hope he satisfies her and doesn't live up to his name.... Good luck Janet!! :D

[Janet]

4136 4137 4138

I can't even lie after that one....LOLOL Brain malfunction....LOLOL

[DianaB]

What?....... You're moving, Janet, and weren't going to tell me?????!!!!!! Oh well, that's alright we all know that Janet tells lies or maybe.......................it's Gina that's telling the lies...............................hmmmmmmmmm..... ...............

[Janet]

Janet told Diana that she is moving out of country. She fell in love with Quick Draw McGraw.. Now I hope he satisfies her and doesn't live up to his name.... Good luck Janet!! :D



I know what kind of movies you watch now.....:omg: :sidesplit::sidesplit:



I'm not moving Diana...I'm just gonna deliver some films to Gina that she ordered from Shada.

[Shada]

My movies??? I have to share my movies???

Take good care of them Gina!!! Gee, Janet has had them for so long I almost forgot she had them!

[Gina]

Shada knew quite well that Janet had those movies.. Shada was keeping them from her husband and Janet volunteered to hold them because she enjoys viewing them. :D

[katcarasella]

Gina has been nominated for a Nobel Prize for her revolutionary contributions in advancing surgical techniques.

Not only was she the chief consultant for the alien implant removal, but she has also spearheaded the research that enabled doctors to finally perform life altering surgeries that turn yorkie lovers into spoiled lap babies!

As a side note, she has no bell.

[Janet]

Kat has become the most sought after woman on earth. All the men are trying to woo her.

[DianaB]

That's what Janet thinks. They are really trying to catch Kat for the reward money!!!!

[katcarasella]

Diana is having everyone here at 4WT over for Thanksgiving dinner, because she wants to showoff her awesome stove...
Janet will be serving dinner with her little french maid outfit on....:p

[Janet]

Oh Kat....my fat butt wouldn't fit in a french maids outfit....LOLOL


Kat has taken up scuba diving and is planning to do that on Thanksgiving.

[DianaB]

Janet is sending Rick with Kat to learn how to scuba dive so he can have a job giving lessons to others in Indiana!!!

[Marilyn]

My goodness y'all have been busy in this thread!!!

Diana told me they are having stuffed venison for Thanksgiving. It will be in the middle of the table on it's back with a big pear in it's mouth!!

[DianaB]

Marilyn and her family are going to join us!!!!

(I do love a hog roast with the apple in it's mouth. Yummmmyyy!!!)

[2tiredmom]

Diana is making a surprise visit to see Janet again and is bringing all the food for
Thanksgiving.

[Janet]

Diana is making a surprise visit to see Janet again and is bringing all the food for
Thanksgiving.

Oh please let it me!!!!!!! Rick, Ricky and I would be going to her house if it wasn't for all the dogs.




Linda is making a special invitation for her mother-in-law and asking her not only to come for Thanksgiving, but to make her home with her and Gary.

[2tiredmom]

Oh Janet,

You are so NOT funny......................................:eek:
But if it does come true you better have a room ready with my name on it. LOL

Janet wishes her SIL would come over more often so they could talk. You know the one I'm typing about. LOL:thumbdwn:

[Janet]

FALSE..... SO FALSE....... SO VERY FALSE!!!!!!!

TPBM has pictures of her SIL family all over her house...and you know who I'm talking about too!

Just realized I mixed up threads...LOLOL

[Janet]

The lie is Linda has pictures of our SIL all over her home.

[2tiredmom]

FALSE..... SO FALSE....... SO VERY FALSE!!!!!!!

TPBM has pictures of her SIL family all over her house...and you know who I'm talking about too!

Just realized I mixed up threads...LOLOL

See what happens when you lie. LOLOL:yelrotflmao:

[2tiredmom]

The lie is Linda has pictures of our SIL all over her home.

Janet How did you know?:eek: My secret is out....................

Janet loves to be around birds.

[DianaB]

That's right, Janet does love birds!! She has a large African Parrot that Linda gave her. Janet has it trained to keep the dogs in line. It's really cute to watch. Janet didn't want me to tell you guys but since Linda spilled the beans I thought that I just go ahead and tell you. It sings everyone to sleep at night!!! "Good night, Sweetheart. Now it's time to go............"

[Janet]

Wow...I can't believe you two told!! But Diana...why didn't you tell them that while you were here you taught it naughty words???? Now I can't keep that bird quiet!

[DianaB]

The only naughty words that I know are gosh and golly. Oops.....I spelled them out. I hope that nobody's offended. I taught them to sing "Jail House Rock"!!!!

[2tiredmom]

A little birdie told me that Diana wishes she lived in a big city during the holiday season.

[Janet]

Linda likes to dance as if she is in the Nutcracker and calls her friends to come watch her.

[2tiredmom]

Janet has applied for a job at Wal-Mart as a greeter.

[Janet]

I'd be a darn good one too!!! ROFLMBO!!!!


Linda loves to cook, but always leaves something out or changes the measurement when she gives out the recipe.

[Nina]

Janet is so generous, she is sending me her little girl puppy. Isn't she nice?:D

[DianaB]

Nina actually has a "collection" of real yorkies and if she gets the little one of Janets she'll have 113!!!! She has little kennels made to fit everywhere, even under the beds!!!! They're very quiet and the neighbors haven't figured out that she has that many!!!

[Janet]

Diana has been sneaking around making people think she's up to something. She's just trying to make them nervous.

[Gina]

Janet is having breasts implants this coming week. She is pretending to be going on a well rested vacation.

[Janet]

LOLOL

Gina was showing hers off to everyone because she gets free gifts for referrals.

[Nina]

Janet told me she would post a pic of them here when she gets the implants.

[2tiredmom]

POOR JANET.
Nina loves it when it snows and likes to make snowmen.

[Janet]

Thanks Linda!!!!

Linda has her own cooking show on TV.

[Gina]

Janet is an upcoming guest on Linda's cooking show... She is making some secret receipe.

[2tiredmom]

You guys are really good;)
Gina likes to cook in costume. Thanksgiving she's dressing up like a pilgram.

[Gina]

Linda has decided to hold a big New Years Eve Party at her house and 4WT are all invited.. She is footing the bill for the airfare.. What a gal that Linda!!!

[Nina]

Gina secretly told me that she's jumping out of a cake at that party at midnight!

[DianaB]

Gina has confided in Nina because she's going to help decorate the cake and be at the party!!!

[Nina]

Diana is jealous of the 113 yorkies I have, and she is begging me to take 50 of them and wants me to build cages like I have under the beds.


(sorry Diana, couldn't resist....113 yorkies??? LMBO)

[Dobie]

Nina's taking the Yorkie's out on the road as part of the "Flying Yorkie" circus act - they really are very talented on the trapeze!

[Nina]

Dobie has offered to come with me since she loves being on the trapeze!

[DianaB]

You misunderstood, Nina!!! I only want one little female!!! Not 50!!! Me and the dogs would be sleeping on the stree if I had 50!!!!! Hubby would NOT be happy!!!! Are you and Gina going to drop her off on your travels with the circus? Let me know when!!!

[Gina]

Diana lies her husband did not say he was going to kick her to the curb he gave her is blessings. :) Diana really wants Nina to add the beds in with the price.

[Janet]

Looks like a lot of truth is being told here!!!

[DianaB]

Looks like a lot of truth is being told here!!!

Is that what you call it? :sidesplit: :sidesplit:

(Psst, Janet, you're on the wrong forum again!!!)

I'm telling all of you that Janet's mind is getting really bad!!! You heard it first from me!!!)

[Nina]

Diana DID tell me she wanted 50, she's just lying! In fact, I have it in writing!

[Gina]

Nina is so impressed with Janet's membership to AARP that she is looking forward to joining herself. :D

[Nina]

That's right, Gina, and thanks for your advice. It was helpful since you are a long-time member.:D

[Janet]

How did you know I just rejoined for 5 years?????

Gina is sure sharpening her PI skills by snooping on me.

[Gina]

Janet can't believe that she won lotto and is so overjoyed that she is sharing with her in laws. :D

[Janet]

Oh Gina, Gina, Gina.....you are so lying!!!!!

Gina loves to tell everyone that she won the lottery, but lost her ticket. No one really believes her.

[2tiredmom]

Janet loves to go skating down the hall way after her dogs.

[Gina]

Linda wants to learn how to skate and she is going to ask Janet to give her lessons.

[Nina]

Gina is stalking me on these game threads.

[Gina]

Now , Now Nina stop lying.. tell the truth your following meeeeeeeeee.

[Nina]

nope, you posted after me, Gina, so you're definitely following me.

[Janet]

The women of 4WT have banded together to become rulers of the world. Gina is our leader.

[Gina]

Janet is our editor in chief. She will print a newsletter for 4WT on a weekly basis. If anyone has anything to report write Janet@Igetthescopes.net.

[DianaB]

Gina already has a diamond studded crown ordered and is drawing up plans to have a castle built!!!

[Janet]

Diana decided to skip Christmas and start her spring cleaning early.

[DianaB]

(Janet's hired to do my spring cleaning for me!!!)

[2tiredmom]

Diana said she was gonna come and clean all of our houses this spring.......

[DianaB]

That is soooo NOT happening, Linda!!! I can barely keep my own house clean!!!


Linda is a real princess. Her mother and father are the King and Queen of Tirabethia!!!

[2tiredmom]

WHERE? That's right I forgot.....................Thats why they were so poor when i was growing up.

Diana is going to fly to Hawaii for Christmas and is paying for her family to go with her on a private jet.

[Janet]

Linda has started her own cooking and bakery shop. She has made so much money that she just tells people she works for the county. Really she has a huge staff...that is why she's on here more now.

[2tiredmom]

SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Janet,

Janet is pretending to be a bus driver she's really the school superintendent
at Central.

[Gina]

Linda is to shy to admit but she is going to get her own cooking show, she will be replacing Rachael Ray this summer..

[2tiredmom]

Gina is going to be my co-host on my cooking show. She will be doing all of the
chopping of the veggies.

[Gina]

Now Linda that sounds like a plan to me.. :) Linda will be generous and ask the producer for a rewarding salary for both of us...

[Janet]

Gina and Linda are in big trouble ladies. Sad to say they were got red-handed stealing recipes and techniques from Rachel Ray and Martha Stewart. Shame! Shame!

[2tiredmom]

Janet bailed us out so we could come and cook for her and her boys Double the salary we were getting befoe.

[katcarasella]

Linda and Janet are going to NY to ring in the NEW YEAR....:excited: :excited:
(look out NY):eek:

[Janet]

Kat is taking me with her on the cruise...we are leaving all the dogs here with Rick and Ricky.

[katcarasella]

Janet was arrested for making her special brownies again, I had to bail her out of jail AGAIN!!!

[Janet]

Man I love brownies!!!! What did I just say....LOLOLOL


Kat gave me the special recipe for brownies...she doubles a few of the ingredients. Martha Stewart is wooing Kat to get the rights for the recipe.

[katcarasella]

On my gosh..did you all know that Janet used to be a solo ballerina dancer for the New York City Ballet.
She secretely still practices her ballet poses every night before she goes to bed because she misses dancing so...
This is honestly true..she told me in confidence and I was sworn to secrecy.

[Janet]

Kat has been jailed this evening! It is so very sad indeed. She went to a bar and picked up an old guy and took his money. She was wearing a very nice pair of slacks and tassels...lol

[Shada]

Janet stole her school bus!!
She is on her way to Chicago for lunch with Kat tomorrow!!
I am so upset... because she didn't pick me up on the way!!!

[Marilyn]

Shada is hitchhiking to meet Janet who would never drive a school bus in Chicago!!! No, never, but she would hitchhike to get there. She told me so once. Uh...Huh....That's my story and I'm sticking to it!! :p

[Janet]

Marilyn really isn't planning on doing yard work at all. She just said that so people would think she's a physically hard worker.

[Gina]

Ladies I got the scoop first hand from Janet herself.. She does make those special brownies and packs them in a secret place on her bus. Janet is always happy and smiling lately... Hummm...

[Janet]

Gina....how dare you tell...must be your instincts from working for the Nat'l Enquirer kicking in.

[2tiredmom]

Janet is being picked on to much but between the bus ride to Chicago and the Brownies and the Dancing. It's amazing she finds the time to hang out with all of her friends at the hospital for the criminally insane.LOL:interesting:

[katcarasella]

I recently found out that Linda likes to wear her underwear on the outside of her clothes...... :rolleyes:

Janet told me....:p

[Janet]

I've actually seen this.....



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Kat loves peaking in windows

[katcarasella]

I do peek in windows and the last time I was in Indiana I peeked into Janet's window and saw her running around her house with her underwear on her head, chanting, "I wanna be free"!

[Janet]

You're making me pee my pants girl!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCnlyMXt6Zw

[2tiredmom]

Oh My Janet, That sure brings back memories.
So you were peeping around and caught Davy on film. You naughty girl you.
And as for you Kat. I heard you don't wear any underwear under your dresses or outside your dresses for that matter. lol

[Janet]

Linda has been taking belly dancing lessons, then when this class is done...it's on to the pole!!

[katcarasella]

Janet doesn't want to share, but I will....:p

She got a male stripper for her birthday and now has the poor guy locked in her basement....and she swallowed the key:eek:....tsk tsk tsk

[Janet]

Kat came over and waited for the key. She hasn't come up from the basement yet.

[Janet]

Hey....I just remembered....I don't have a basement....wonder where they went?????

[katcarasella]

LMBO You got so rattled by that one you forgot you don't have a basement...:sidesplit:


Janet is coming to Chicago next weekend to try get that key back from me....
While she's here she's gonna try out for the Chicago Honey Bears, she's always wanted to be a cheerleader. :cheer:

[Janet]

Goes to show what you know....I use to be a Frankfort Puppette. We use to march and dance in front of the band on the football field and at half-time during the basketball games.

When I get there will you show the video of your tryouts?

[katcarasella]

Janet won't be online for quite awhile, she ran off with a Leprechaun and I have the proof.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zOOWlncnng&feature=related

[Janet]

Where do you come up with this stuff???? LOLOLOL.

That was really cute....thought I hid that video good, but you found it. DARN!!!