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DianaB
05-21-2008, 08:18 AM
"If Men Got Pregnant..."

Maternity leave would last two years... with full pay.

There would be a cure for stretch marks.

Natural childbirth would become obsolete.

Morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem.

All methods of birth control would be 100% effective.

Children would be kept in the hospital until toilet trained.

Men would be eager to talk about commitment.

They wouldn't think twins were so cute.

Sons would have to be home from dates by 10:00 PM

Briefcases would be used as diaper bags.

Paternity suits would be a fashion line of clothes.

They'd stay in bed during the entire pregnancy.

Restaurants would include ice cream and pickles as main entrees.

Women would rule the world!!
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Janet
05-21-2008, 01:24 PM
This is probably true.

HALEY
05-22-2008, 09:48 AM
Shoot if men got pregnant there wouldn't be any population left on this world !! they can't handle pain !!!

judy
05-22-2008, 11:39 AM
No way! They're so infantile themselves. I agree Diana. They would spend the entire pregnancy in bed.

DianaB
05-26-2008, 09:31 AM
You gotta' know that things would be a WHOLE lot different if they could just once feel a contraction!!!!

Tink
05-26-2008, 10:07 AM
I agree!
I know they'd spend the whole pregnancy in bed because the minute they got a positive reading on the stick they'd be getting their epidural and you can't stand when you're body's dead from the waist down. lol