Underwear Dust !!

[HALEY]

Underwear dust

One evening a husband, thinking he was being
> funny, said to his wife 'Perhaps we should start
> washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a
> few inches off of your butt!'His wife was not amused,
> and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment
> go unrewarded.The next morning the husband took a pair of
> underwear out of his drawer. 'What the Hell is
> this??' he said to himself as a little 'dust'
> cloud appeared when he shook them out. 'April,' he
> hollered into the bathroom, 'why did you put talcum
> powder in my underwear?'She replied ...'It's
> not talcum powder......It's 'Miracle Grow':yelrotflmao::yelrotflmao:

[teri88]

Good one Haley!

[Janet]

Haley, Haley, Haley....lol

[HALEY]

Haley, Haley, Haley....lol

Yes Janet, :blush::blush:sorry i couln't resist posting that one...

[Marilyn]

Okay, we're all grown women. I had to chuckle....this one is mild enough I may even share it.

[Janet]

Yes Janet, :blush::blush:sorry i couln't resist posting that one...

Don't be embarassed...it was cute. I already sent it on to a few in my address book..lol

[judy]

Serves him right! Very cute Haley!

[DianaB]

This has been on here before and I read it to my husband. Later on I dusted his underwear with powder and he wrote Slim Fast on a shopping list!!!!!

[HALEY]

This has been on here before and I read it to my husband. Later on I dusted his underwear with powder and he wrote Slim Fast on a shopping list!!!!!

Your very bad Diana, ;)

[DianaB]

Your very bad Diana, ;)

Not bad, but extremely ornery! My poor husband never knows what to expect from me!!! But it keeps life interesting!

[Forgivenmom5]

Not bad, but extremely ornery! My poor husband never knows what to expect from me!!! But it keeps life interesting!you must have kept life interesting Diana. Sounds like you have been very happy for 34 years.

[DianaB]

you must have kept life interesting Diana. Sounds like you have been very happy for 34 years.

My husband never knows what to expect!! We're always laughing and I think that we really compliment each other very well. I enjoy being a prankster and so he knows to watch out! Life is meant to be fun and enjoyed so that's what I try to do. That's what I want for my kids, is to enjoy life. There's too much to be serious about and that can depress a person, but learning to sit it aside and laugh or have fun.....that's living!!!

[Gina]

Good one! lol :thumbup: