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07-21-2008, 07:46 AM
Ole appears before the pearly gates.
"Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asks.
"Well, I can think of one thing," Ole says.
"Once I came upon a gang of bikers who were
threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't
listen. So I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker.
I smacked him on the head, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring
and threw it on the ground, and told him, 'Leave her alone now or you'll
answer to me.'"
St. Peter was impressed. "When did this happen?"
"A couple of minutes ago."
"Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asks.
"Well, I can think of one thing," Ole says.
"Once I came upon a gang of bikers who were
threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't
listen. So I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker.
I smacked him on the head, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring
and threw it on the ground, and told him, 'Leave her alone now or you'll
answer to me.'"
St. Peter was impressed. "When did this happen?"
"A couple of minutes ago."