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07-24-2008, 06:38 AM
*My wife and I went to the state fair and one of the first exhibits we
stopped at was the breeding bulls. *
*We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said, ** *
*'** THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR**'*
****
*My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs ....Smiled and said, 'He mated 50
times last year.'**
**We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said,*
*''THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR'*
**
*My wife gave me a healthy jab and said, 'WOW~~That's more than twice a
week! ........You could learn a lot from him.'*
***
We walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in capital
letters,*
*'THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR'*
**
*My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and said,
'That's once a day ..*
*You could REALLY learn something from this one.'**
I looked at her and said, *
*'**Go over and ask him if it was with the same old cow.'*
stopped at was the breeding bulls. *
*We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said, ** *
*'** THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR**'*
****
*My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs ....Smiled and said, 'He mated 50
times last year.'**
**We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said,*
*''THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR'*
**
*My wife gave me a healthy jab and said, 'WOW~~That's more than twice a
week! ........You could learn a lot from him.'*
***
We walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in capital
letters,*
*'THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR'*
**
*My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and said,
'That's once a day ..*
*You could REALLY learn something from this one.'**
I looked at her and said, *
*'**Go over and ask him if it was with the same old cow.'*