Internet dating psycho!

[judy]

I can't even begin to tell you how creepy I think this guy is!



Marry me.. :)

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OK.. A few more words, Eve..

You are INCREDIBLE.. WOW!!

Are you seeking a fun loving, romantic, intelligent, commitment minded guy who takes pride in his appearance and is financially and emotionally stable.. And.. Who lives in LONG BEACH, LI, on The Ocean half of the time.. AND.. On a Ranch in Jewett, (On 23c.. Exactly one half mile West of the intersection of 23c and Rt.296) as well.. Yes!! :)

So shoot me for being the eternal optimist and a most sincere romantic.. But I sincerely feel we have a great deal in common and I know we could have great possibilities per your lifestyle, interests, aspirations, etc., etc..

If I hear from you, if you wish, I'll write to you, more at length, immediately about, "Joseph's world," and, in turn, perhaps learn more of, "Your World," as well.. OK?

Hey.. Walk on the wild side, Eve.. And Please consider this.. Just PHONE ME.. And let's make a plan to meet..
I'll be Upstate again by Thursday (Tomorrow!) night.. Hint, Hint.. :)

You seem to be.. So FIT.. So ACTIVE.. So ALIVE.. And.. So Gorgeous to boot.. YOU ARE VERY BEAUTIFUL.. And what GREAT shape you're in.. Really :) !!

You are a REAL catch..

I sincerely hope to hear from you, Eve..

(OK.. So I'm a dreamer as well.. But then, "Dreams are The Flowers that grow in Your Heart!")

Warmest regards,
Joseph

(leaving all his phone numbers, addresses, etc.)

[DianaB]

Is this a letter that you got from one of your "Matches"? I don't get the feeling that he's looking for a match.........just a one-night stand (hint, hint). Press the delete button!!!!

[Gina]

Yeah ! I am discombulated lol who is Eve? lol I agree with Diana...

[judy]

I'm Eve on that site. It's not a good idea to give your own name.

In "Joseph's World" there's a possible one night stand - oh it's supposed to be tonight! Darn! In "My World" it was not happening.

[celstu1]

Oh you are cracking me up! I do hope there are some half way decent one between all these lunatics, but in the meantime keep posting these funny ones! I do wish you THE BEST in finding someone who makes you happy and who you have sparks with also! :) As my local radio DJ says all the time "There's a lid for every pot!" :)

[Mandy]

LMAO!!! OmG What a nutcase!!!!! Run Run fast hahahahahaha ..... ewwwwww

Send Joseph a can of red pepper to solve hes itch problem!!!

[Gina]

Yeah ! I am discombulated lol who is Eve? lol I agree with Diana...

DUH me!!! lol what do I know .. your right... discretion is always the way to go!!!

[Janet]

Judy I'm so glad you're sharing this experience with us, I love it. This guy sounds like a hoot. Too bad you couldn't make yourself fat and ugly for one night....what a surprise for him...LOLOL. Of course, he sounds so full of himself he probably wouldn't notice as long as he got 'dessert.'

[Dobie]

Oh my - he seems to think that he is quite a catch.

[judy]

If I remember right, he has longish, thick, wavy hair, and looks like a woman in some of the pictures.

Oooooh!

[Janet]

I think I'm going to barf!!!! Don't think I would want to date a feminine man... just not my cup of tea! I want to know more about these guys....lol...I can't help it.

I wanted my sister-in-law to do this sort of thing (since I can't), but she moved in with some guy that we haven't even met yet.

[2tiredmom]

OMG I can't imagine going though e-mails like that. I've lead such a sheltered life.
What an idiot. He's definately not thinking with the right brain. Good Luck.
I hope you can find someone special soon.