Janet
10-03-2006, 06:21 AM
Two little boys were giving their Sunday school teacher trouble. The teacher tried everything to make them behave, but nothing worked. Finally she sent the boys to see the priest.
The first boy went in and sat across the desk from the priest, who asked, "Do you know where God is?" The boy just sat there.
The priest stood up and asked, "Son, do you know where God is?" The boy trembled but said nothing.
The priest leaned across the desk and again asked, "Do you know where God is?" The boy bolted out of the room.
"What happened in there?" his friend shouted as he ran by.
"God is missing, and they think we did it!"
The first boy went in and sat across the desk from the priest, who asked, "Do you know where God is?" The boy just sat there.
The priest stood up and asked, "Son, do you know where God is?" The boy trembled but said nothing.
The priest leaned across the desk and again asked, "Do you know where God is?" The boy bolted out of the room.
"What happened in there?" his friend shouted as he ran by.
"God is missing, and they think we did it!"