DianaB
11-09-2009, 07:03 AM
Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality?
Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of True Friendship. You WON'T see cutesy little smiley faces on this card; just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.
1. When you are sad, I will jump on the person who made you sad like a spider monkey jacked up on Mountain Dew!!!
2. When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you...
3. When you smile, I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.
4. When you're scared, we will high tail it out of here.
5. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining, ya big baby!!!!
6. When you are confused, I will use little words...
7. When you are sick, Stay away from me until you are well again.
I don't want whatever you have...
8. When you fall, I'll pick you up and dust you off--After I laugh my rear off!!
9. This is my oath...I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask; -- because you are my FRIEND!
Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of True Friendship. You WON'T see cutesy little smiley faces on this card; just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.
1. When you are sad, I will jump on the person who made you sad like a spider monkey jacked up on Mountain Dew!!!
2. When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you...
3. When you smile, I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.
4. When you're scared, we will high tail it out of here.
5. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining, ya big baby!!!!
6. When you are confused, I will use little words...
7. When you are sick, Stay away from me until you are well again.
I don't want whatever you have...
8. When you fall, I'll pick you up and dust you off--After I laugh my rear off!!
9. This is my oath...I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask; -- because you are my FRIEND!