How to make a woman happy!

[Kimberley]

How to Make a Woman Happy

It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40.. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked
2. Bring beer

[Amber_lv]

ROTFLMAO Hahahaha this is hillarious!

[Shannon]

So true!!!!!!!!!!! I use to be a nanny, I taught the young boys three things that would always keep me happy in a relationship. I told them that if they did this for their women when they got older, their women would be satisfied. The three things it takes to keep me happy are.......

1. Flowers. Not for special occasions, but just because. They can be picked or bought, it does not matter to me.
2. Foot rubs. Nothing feels better to me than having my feet rubbed after a long day.
3. Take care of my car. Whether you wash it, or get regular oil changes. I want a man that is concerned for my safety. I want him to be sure that my car is weel taken care of.

I'm a pretty easy girl to please.;)

My Brian is pretty good at all three.

[magnolia]

That was great! Thanks for the laugh Kimberly:):)

[Ellen]

My hubby is to good to me (That's what everbody says) He is very good to me with my Illness he has to take a lot of B S off of me, he takes care of me when I can't take care of myself. He is a Jack of all trades. He works 40+ hours a week and take care of me his mom and are Daughter What more could you ask for!! And oh He keeps my camaro purring like a kitten.:D

[Mandy]

LOL that was great, and TRUE, thanks for the laugh!!

[hle_625]

Very true and very funny! I love it!

[ginab]

very good and true

[Janet]

So true, I've read that before somewhere, but always love reading it again. Nothing says it better...:)