Brooke
11-13-2006, 08:10 PM
I thought this was worth shareing!
>>> ULTIMATE FEMALE JOKE
>>> A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her
girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy,
middle-aged
man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off
him.
>>>
>>> The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked
directly toward her. (As all men will.) Before she could offer her
apologies for
staring so rudely, he leaned over and whispered to her, "I'll do anything,
absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for
$20.00...... On one condition." Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the
condition
was. The man replied, You have to tell me what you want me to do in just
three
words."
>>>
>>> The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and then slowly
removed a $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand
along
with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly And
meaningfully
said....
>>>
>>> CLEAN MY HOUSE
>>> ULTIMATE FEMALE JOKE
>>> A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her
girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy,
middle-aged
man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off
him.
>>>
>>> The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked
directly toward her. (As all men will.) Before she could offer her
apologies for
staring so rudely, he leaned over and whispered to her, "I'll do anything,
absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for
$20.00...... On one condition." Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the
condition
was. The man replied, You have to tell me what you want me to do in just
three
words."
>>>
>>> The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and then slowly
removed a $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand
along
with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly And
meaningfully
said....
>>>
>>> CLEAN MY HOUSE