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Old 11-22-2006, 01:41 PM   #1
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Okay To Say!!

Things that are Okay to Say at Thanksgiving

1. Talk about a huge breast!

2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist

3. It's Cool Whip time!

4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll bust!

5. Whew, that's one terrific spread!

6. Are you ready for seconds yet?

7. It's a little dry; do you still want to eat it?

8. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!

9. Don't' play with your meat.

10. Just spread the legs open & stuff it in.

11. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?

12. Didn't expect everyone to come at once!

13. Still have a little bit on your chin.

14. How long will it take after you stick it in?

15. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.

16. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!

17. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!

18. How long do I beat it before it's ready?
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Old 11-22-2006, 02:37 PM   #2
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Wow Janet!! Your talking dirty now...lol I love it!! it is soo unlike you...lol all kidding aside they are cute....
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Old 11-22-2006, 03:25 PM   #3
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Wow Janet!! Your talking dirty now...lol I love it!! it is soo unlike you...lol all kidding aside they are cute....

LOL I debated for quite some time whether or not to post. My brother sent it to me via email and I thought some would get a kick out of it. I know I did....
sooooo bbbaaadddd!!!! LOLOL
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Old 11-22-2006, 04:37 PM   #4
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If you say a few of these during the day tomorrow you know that someone is going to crack up laughing!!! A big breast!! It's Cool Whip time!!!! Very funny!! Thanks for sharing!!
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Old 11-22-2006, 09:05 PM   #5
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JANET!!! I'M SHOCKED!!!!! Actually, though a little racey, still funny!
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