11-22-2006, 01:41 PM | #1 |
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Things that are Okay to Say at Thanksgiving
1. Talk about a huge breast! 2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist 3. It's Cool Whip time! 4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll bust! 5. Whew, that's one terrific spread! 6. Are you ready for seconds yet? 7. It's a little dry; do you still want to eat it? 8. Just wait your turn, you'll get some! 9. Don't' play with your meat. 10. Just spread the legs open & stuff it in. 11. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once? 12. Didn't expect everyone to come at once! 13. Still have a little bit on your chin. 14. How long will it take after you stick it in? 15. You'll know it's ready when it pops up. 16. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that! 17. That's the biggest one I've ever seen! 18. How long do I beat it before it's ready?
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11-22-2006, 02:37 PM | #2 |
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Wow Janet!! Your talking dirty now...lol I love it!! it is soo unlike you...lol all kidding aside they are cute....
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LOL I debated for quite some time whether or not to post. My brother sent it to me via email and I thought some would get a kick out of it. I know I did.... sooooo bbbaaadddd!!!! LOLOL
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11-22-2006, 04:37 PM | #4 |
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If you say a few of these during the day tomorrow you know that someone is going to crack up laughing!!! A big breast!! It's Cool Whip time!!!! Very funny!! Thanks for sharing!!
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11-22-2006, 09:05 PM | #5 |
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JANET!!! I'M SHOCKED!!!!! Actually, though a little racey, still funny!
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