Gina's full name is Gina Lolabridgetta....she lives over in Europe in an old castle.

Gina was the girl dancing the disco with John Travolta in Saturday Night Fever!!!!!

In her younger days, Diana toured with the Grateful Dead - she was arrested 27 times for organizing "Legalize Pot" demonstrations.

Dobie was backup singer for Gladys Night and the Pips...

Gina's maiden name is really GOTTI...

Kat actually makes her living as a belly dancer and is a gypsy living in downtown Chicago. ;)

Marilyn's "real" job is as advisor to the President. She's busy alright but it's flying around with the President on very important business and being by his side for all important matters!!! Top Secret!!!

Diana is currently considering becoming a hippie.

Diana is really 76 years old and rides motorcycles in the Granny Gangs Outlaw Group.

Judy and Janet are actually the Olsen twins.

Teri is holding George Clooney hostage in her bedroom.

Judy has been seen on Times Square holding hands with Former Governer Spitzer.
Gina e-mailed me an 8 x 10 pic of them together and I'm selling it to the highest bidder.

Kat really doesn't want you ladies to know this, on weekends she works as a lap dancer at a higher end bar. She really pulls in the dough and she is trying to recruit Janet. But Janet does not want to wear any scrimpy outfits for she is to shy.

Gina is going to surprise everyone and dance at the bar with Kat at the meetup. Janet is going to trick everyone else into going to the bar and watching them.

Don't you dare accuse me of having anything to do with advising our current President. My advise to him would be to make as graceful an exit as possible.

Now, on to more serious matters. I have it from a very reliable source that Debbie is actually a SPY for the Australian government. They are trying to determine the best method of transferring as many kangaroos as possible to the hollows of Tennessee.