It is meant for ME!!!

GIVE IT UP!!

oooohhhhh....ha ha ha ha


I love my gift!!! I love my gift!!!

Shada is a pro wrestler and is threatening me.

Janet, your pole dancing instruction kit arrived...ps the UPS man wants a date

Teri is a professional matchmaker....she forgot I was married...duh Teri...LOL

Janet invited us all to a cookout on Sat. Just leave your jewerly at home she forgot to mention she is a kleptomaniac so beware. Besides she has these two pit bulls that love to eat.. Welcome to Janets bbq !

Gina has been know to try and throw people off track. That is why she is such a clever burglar..they'll never catch her, she tries to blame others.

Bless you, my children!!! Janet, Shada, and Gina need to come to me for confession! I need to get in the practice of how this all works because I'm pentecostal and not familiar with these procedures. Becoming a nun will be quite an experience, not only for me but for those in charge!!!!!! So, when can I schedule you each in for your appointment?

Aaahhh this ought to be fun...I can't think of a lie after that post Diana....LOLOL

[QUOTE=DianaB;74461]Bless you, my children!!! Janet, Shada, and Gina need to come to me for confession! I need to get in the practice of how this all works because I'm pentecostal and not familiar with these procedures. Becoming a nun will be quite an experience, not only for me but for those in charge!!!!!! So, when can I schedule you each in for your appointment?[/QUOT


Diana you got it confused nuns don't hear confessions lol priests do.. Besides she is going to pretend to be a woman of cloth while she is getting the dirt on us three ladies and then will be the fishmonger in her town. What some people will do being they don't have a life....

Gina just told me she had won some money in the Jersery lottery. Not the big pot, but quite abit. Said she was giving some to all of us...hmmmm she didn't tell me how much.

now Janet shhhhhhhhhhhhh don't spill the beans...

Bless you, my children! You know that the mission where I'm going to live is always in need of a donation. When can I expect your check, Gina? (Pay up since I'm not going to get to hear your confession!!!!) LOL

Diana has decided to start a home business - she will be raising Emus in her backyard. She will be offering Emu rides at kids parties - although I'm looking forward to seeing pics of her putting harnesses on them.

Dobie will be handmaking the food and party clothes for the emus. It's her way to get a cut of the profits.

Traci's finally back from Europe after jet-setting with all of the rich and famous!!!!

You all thought that Diana was sitting on a butterfly chair...WRONG..she metamorphisizes into a butterfly and those are her real wings. They are just so heavy she stoops and it looks like she is sitting. You really should have told us Diana!!

JANET......I told you that privately and you promised not to say a word!!!!! Don't EVER trust Janet with a secret!!!!!!!

Janet is telling the truth - Diana is really growing butterfly wings - she flies around her town at night.

Dobie will say anything for a dollar.. Geeze inquiring minds don't want to know...

Hi Gina....I'll take a dollar...what d'ya want me to say?

Gina pays me to post in this thread.

Janet's getting rich.................a dollar at a time!!!!!

I wish...

If Diana wouldn't keep stealing my dollars I would be rich!!

I'm saving them for travel expenses!!!!!

Diana is taking my dollars to travel around the world. She only left me enough to buy food for the doggies.

Janet's really not spending the money for food for the pups! She's making them hunt for food out in the field!!!! Ever seen a yorkie eat a mouse? Poor little babies!!!!

eewwwww gross...my poor babies!!!

Diana is shedding her butterfly wings....they get in her way when she exercises.

Janet was really seeing my angel wings not butterfly wings!!!!!

Oh my....they weren't angel or butterfly wings...Diana was stripping and it was her clothing flying off like wings.....

Janet should know she really is a professional stripper who thought Diana the ropes.. :D

Oh yeah.....well Gina taught me....so there. Gina doesn't want anyone to know she has a stripper/pole dancing school in Vegas.

Janet takes the pole dancing aspect of the class literally - she has been arrested numerous time for using telephone poles as part of her act. The citizens of her town really do wish she would stop stripping in the main square.

Dobie is running for mayor of her city.

Janet has switched over from poise to depends.. lol Seems lately they work better for her since she has so many accidents laughing hard on 4wt.

Gina bought stock in Depends so she could make a fortune off 4WT....:ghug:

Kat advised me to she is my financial adviser ;)

Gina wants to be a Depends quality control tester.

:yelrotflmao: :yelrotflmao: :yelrotflmao: Janet wants to model them for the company.

And I would too ...LOLOL

Gina smacks her lips when she eats and people get sooo annoyed.

Janet isn't telling everyone but she is secretly taking classes with Lindsey for she wants to work at hooters as a pole dancer.... You go Janet!!!

This is a baseless lies game Gina...so play by the rules....and lie!!!!

Gina is always trying to change game rules so she'll win