I know...lol...that's what I thought. Check him out Traci...you're gonna like him!

Monday~ May 5th~Quotes

Today's Sale, You get 3 for the price of one..:D


"I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury."
-Groucho Marx


“The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.” -H.V. Prochnow



“I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. First, let her think she's having her own way. And second, let her have it.” -Lyndon B. Johnson

Cute, Kat!!!

The second one, my husband's done and no, he doesn't forget anymore!!!!! And I think that he already lives by number 3!!!!

Cheerfulness is contagious, but don't wait to catch it from others. Be a "carrier."

As it should be Diana. ;)

Good one Janet.:thumbup: I try to live by that one.:p

I finally figured out how to multiquote. :excited:

You sure did!!! Congratulations...you didn't even need me....Attachment 3223

~Tuesday~May 6th~Quote~


"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get use to the idea."
Robert Heinlein (1907 - 1988)

hee hee I love it!

LOL! Good one Kat.

If only they would Kat....if only they would.:rolleyes:

Indeed a wise man :thumbup:

~Friday~May 9th~Quotes~Jean Kerr


"Hope is the feeling you have that the feeling you have isn't permanent."

If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, it's just possible you haven't grasped the situation."

"I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. ... What do you want-an adorable pancreas?"

Its not Friday yet! Now you have to come up with another one

O.K. Michelle it's Friday now, how's this just for you???


"My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe."
~ Jimmy Durante ~

"Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day."
~ Mickey Rooney ~

"In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice that still continues."
~ Helen Rowland ~

"My husband and I didn't sign a pre-nuptial agreement. We signed a mutual suicide pact."
~ Roseanne Barr ~

Those were funny Kat!!