Diana is really a famous actress, but she doesn't want her real identity known because she thinks people wouldn't take her seriously. Don't worry "Diana" I won't tell them who you really are.

Angie has been paid a lot of money to keep her mouth shut about my identity!!! Remember mums the word!!!!

Well, I wasn't paid alot of money to keep this picture of Diana a secret....... here's the proof of who she really is:

http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l2...e-quotes/3.gif

(Sigh) I guess that my secret's out now. Angie, I want my money back!!!

Kat's real name isn't Kathy. She was really Kat woman on the Batman series and the nickname has stuck with her.

Diana paid me half a million to keep her secret, and I'm NOT giving it back! :D:p

Everything Angie has said here is the truth.

Janet has the world's largest collection of flamingo lawn ornaments - last count was 10,321.

Dobie is the Queen of a small island off the coast of New Zealand. There are 16 statues of her on the island and they pray to them 4 times a day. She is a very nice Queen.

Guess what? Judy really lives in an extremely elegant penthouse in NY. She only needs a condo to hold her shoe collection!!!

Diana has a problem. She is a cleptomanic and was recently caught shopping lifting spoons from Sears to add to her collection. She will be spending 15 years due to the number of times that she has been caught in the past. We will miss you and help you get better this time!

Traci is redoing her entire house in retro hippie - hanging beads, lava lamps, and all.

Judy is getting two pitt bulls to train as her guard dogs. They're names will be Fluffy and Snuggles.

Angie spent all the money I gave her (a half million dollars) on M & M's!!!!

ya know... i would actually love that XD

I sure do love my Marty and Maddie! :D

Diana is bringing a special treat for all the ladies at the "convention." We're each getting a million dollars! Shhh...don't tell her I spoiled the surprise.