Janet was in Brooklyn video taping Judy skinny-dipping and Gina slapping the little kids around and she's in the process of editing the tape for a viewing on Dateline. It will be shown next month and the title will be--Women living on the Mental Edge with Barbara Walters as the guest host. Of course their names will be changed to protect their identity, but with Judy's tatoo she'll be easily identified by all of her friends and relatives! Mental health doctors will be adding their 2 cents on what kind of health care they both need. Of course, I'll be a guest to add what I know about them too!

Diana likes to get up everyday at 4:00 AM and fix a huge breakfast for her whole family. She gets really excited when she gets to clean up the kitchen afterwards.

Janet left out an important fact about Diana , Diana loves to wear her pearls while cooking breakfast.. Janet knows this much because she lied she really cleans up after Diana's mess.... Janet was caught reporting this news to the local Kansas newspaper.. Janet made a snide comment on the pearls she said Diana thinks she is a queen when she wears them...

Love the avatar! When Gina and I appear on Dateline, we're going to act completely crazy so we ca be sent to one of those pricey Hollywood rehab/spa
places. Diana will be jealous, sitting there with her pearls on!

Judy won't be on today...she is sitting on her roof shooting birds with an Uzi.

Teri smuggled the uzi into the country and sent it to Judy.

Teri is going to Judys house not to shoot birds but to help her pack.. While she is helping she will take some of Judy's pottery pieces for herself ....

Gina asked me to look out for some velvet Elvis paintings while I'm at Judy's packing. (I am supposed to smuggle them back to NJ for her)

Have you been to Teri's lately?? She's really getting the paintings for herself. Her Elvis collection is getting really out of hand. Elvis stuff is everywhere. She even has a collection of Elvis toilet seats!!:eek:

Judy is a blues singer and is quite popular at all the nightclubs.

Janet is very modest and doesn't tell people about her extremely successful career as an exotic dancer. She will start giving lessons as soon as she comes back from entertaining the troops in Iraq.

Teri, is also a dancer. She absolutely loves belly dancing and shaking her booty all over the place. She's really very good and gave a private showing at one of my friends bachelor party.

I'm surprised Janet brought up that party. Once she jumped out of the cake I don't think she remembered another thing about it!

Teri is not only a dancer but she does booty calls for a private company . ;)

You should know madam....lol....it's your company!!!

Talk about the pot calling the kettle black!!! You remember the "Chicken Ranch" in the Best Little Whore House in Texas??? Well Janet runs the equivalent in Kansas. She tries to be descrete by calling her's the "Turkey Farm". The term comes from all the guys who are her customers. They are a bunch of Turkeys!!!!

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Marilyn is an undercover agent, she loves looking under the covers. :eek:
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Kat goes around her neighborhood cutting the buds off the flowers.

Janet loves to dance in the rain naked-naked-naked.:eek::eek:

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KAT IS MISSING! She took candy froma stranger and he dragged her into his van!!!! There is an APB out for the van, but it's not looking too good for her. They suspect he has driven her over the border to use as a sex slave.

Teri ran off and married Mr. Clean , they have a Spic and Span home.

Gina has a beautiful clean carpet...everything is resolved....LOL

Janet shoplifts M & M's when she goes to Wal-mart to eat while she's on the computer with us!!!!!

In my Dreams :dreaming: Teri

Diana is running a high end Bed and Breakfast for Celebrities, George Clooney is one of her clients.

Help!!!!! HELP!!!!!!

Kat stole my M & M's

Now I'm gonna tell everyone why you're smiling in your Avatar, or better yet I'll let them use their imaginations.....:eek:
These M & M's are great, thanks Janet... munch-munch

Kat didn't take just your M & M's, Janet. She also took your driver's license and credit cards! I heard her muttering under her chocolate breath something about the Magnificent Mile in Chicago! I think that's where all the expensive shopping is at!!!!!

Hey you just hold on a minute...Kat....give me back my stuff.

Diana just called and said she made me some very special M&M's....ones she invented herself.

I did?......Oh ya', I did!!! They um.........have....a.......ummmmm........um......a special ingredient!! That's it......a special ingredient!!! So you better give them back!!! Janet said that she was going to talk to the Mars company and see if they'd want to market them. Then Janet and I are going to split the money!!!................Hey Janet! Is that....umm.....a...fair?

Holy get rich!!!! YES!! That is more than fair...you are really a GREAT friend!!!!

psstttttttt don't tell anyone but I overheard Janet telling Kat that she really is not going to split the proceeds from the M& M's with Diana.. Janet is going to run with the moola and spend it all on herself.. Stupid she is not!!

Gina has stolen Diana's identity so that she can have all of the M&M proceeds for herself.

Dobie has secretly worked for Mars and has learned how they put the little M on all the candies. She, Janet and Diana have teamed up and have actually decided to produce the candies themselves and print them with 4WT on them. They are trying deperately to get RICH and they think everyone will be facinated with the 4WT and will be wondering what it means. Diana's secret ingredient is actually extremely adictive so people buying due to their curiosity will be hooked on the candies. These ladies are sooooo devious.

Marilyn snitched to the Weight Watchers police and they came and confiscated all of the M&M's and now everybody is mad at her.

Marilyn is so jealous of Diana, Dobie and myself that she locked herself in her room and won't come out. She feels so inadequate...poor thing.

Janet told me that she is going to fly to Las Vegas and meet up with Kat.. They are going bar hopping and Janet is hoping to strum up some business. But Kat squashes all her fun with her proper ways. :D

Gina's just jealous of Janet and Kat getting together. She missed out on the Chicago convention and now this!!!!