The RULES



The FEMALE always make the Rules

The Rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification

No MALE can possibly know all The Rules

If the FEMALE suspects the MALE knows all The Rules , she must

immediately change some or all The Rules.

The FEMALE is never wrong.

If the FEMALE is wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding which

was the direct result of something the MALE did or said wrong

The MALE must apologize immediately for causing said misunderstanding

The FEMALE may change her mind at any time.

The MALE must never change his mind without the express

written consent of the FEMALE.

The FEMALE has every right to be angry or upset at any time.

The MALE must remain calm at all times-

Unless the FEMALE wants him to be angry and/or upset.

The FEMALE must, under no circumstances, let the MALE know

whether or not she wants him to be angry and/or upset.

The MALE is expected to mind read at all times.

The MALE who doesn't abide by The Rules can't take the heat, lacks

backbone, and is a wimp.

Any attempt to document The Rules could result in bodily harm.



If the FEMALE has PMS , all the The Rules are null and void.

The FEMALE is ready when she is ready.

The MALE must be ready at all times.

Originally Posted by rivermom **Reading outloud to hubby now** Honestly...I don't see his amusement. :tongue2: