Understanding A Woman
 

Understanding a Woman


We need REALLY MEANS I want

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You want REALLY MEANS You need

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It's your decision REALLY MEANS The correct decision should be obvious by now.

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We need to talk REALLY MEANS I need to complain

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Do what you want REALLY MEANS You'll pay for this later.

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You're ... so manly REALLY MEANS You need a shave and you sweat a lot.

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Sure... go ahead REALLY MEANS I don't want you to.

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I'm not upset REALLY MEANS Of course I'm upset, you moron!

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You're certainly attentive tonight. REALLY MEANS Is sex all you ever think about?

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I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting! REALLY MEANS I'm on my period.

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Be romantic, turn out the lights. REALLY MEANS I'm Embarrassed

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This kitchen is so inconvenient REALLY MEANS I want a new house.

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You have to learn to communicate. REALLY MEANS Just agree with me.

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Yes REALLY MEANS No

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No REALLY MEANS No

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Maybe REALLY MEANS No

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I heard a noise REALLY MEANS I noticed you were almost asleep.

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Do you love me? REALLY MEANS I'm going to ask for something expensive.

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How much do you love me? REALLY MEANS I did something you're not going to like.

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I'll be ready in a minute. REALLY MEANS Be patient I'll be a while.

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Am I a little fat? REALLY MEANS Tell me I'm beautiful.

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I'm sorry. REALLY MEANS You'll be sorry.

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Do you like this recipe? REALLY MEANS It's easy to fix, so get used to it.

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Was that the baby? REALLY MEANS Why don't you wake up and deal with the baby.

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I'm not yelling! REALLY MEANS Yes I am yelling because I think this is important.

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All we're going to buy is a soap dish REALLY MEANS Major shopping trip. Did you bring your checkbook?

LOL!

This one was my favorite: I'm not upset REALLY MEANS Of course I'm upset, you moron!

I used to always playfully call my husband "ya moron." He loved it. (Yes, I know we're strange!) :)

Those were great.. Exactly meant as a woman would decipher...lol

Those are great!! Every man should have a copy!!!!

I think i need to stick this in he's agenda. :D

There is indeed many on the list that takes play around here. LOL :D

Oh I'm definately guilty of almost ALL of those. Poor men. They just don't know what to do with us women. :rolleyes:

Guess what is hanging on my husbands closet door now????????:rolleyes:

LMAO!!!!!! :sidesplit:

Great minds think alike girl :thumbup: :thumbup: ;) :D