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09-11-2006 07:07 PM |
Nagging Wife
Nagging Wife
A man and his ever-nagging Wife went on vacation to Jerusalem.
While they were there, the Wife passed away.
The undertaker told the Husband "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or
you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150."
The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.
The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home,
when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?"
The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days
later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."
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