4WomenTalk Forums Community for Women - Wednesday Joke

I posted a warning due to the nature of the joke, no bad words, just sexual content...so don't read beyond this if you are easily offended by a joke. Back several weeks ago, I wanted to share this joke on YT when we were all posting jokes but didn't out of respect for the younger members there. Since there is an age requirement here, I felt "safe" in posting it. Oh, and when you read it, imagine a southern accent - being from the south, I can tell it better than write it - sounds better too...:D

Martha and Catherine, two true southern belles, were sitting on the porch at Catherine's home sipping mint julips and talking about her recent trip to New York City. Martha asked Catherine, "What did you see on your trip to New York City Catherine?" Catherine replied, "You won't believe but I saw 2 men, kissing one another!" Martha began to fan herself, all flustered over the comment, and asked, "What do they call that in New York City?" "They call it homosexual" said Catherine. After Martha had gotten over the initial shock, she asked Catherine if she had seen anything else on her trip. Catherine told her she had seen 2 women, kissing one another. Well, this sent Martha into another "fanning fit", and she asked Catherine what they called that. "They call it Lesbian" was Catherine's reply. Several moments passed before Martha could find her voice to ask if she had seen anything else on her trip and Catherine replied, "In New York City, they have a man who will kiss a woman on her privates!" Martha proceeded to fan herself, almost spilling her drink over the comment. After a few moments, she spoke, "Oh my goodness! I have never heard of anyone doing that! What do they call that in New York City?" To which Catherine replied, "Martha, honey, I don't know but when he finished with me, I just called him Precious!"