Print, hang on your refrig and direct your men to it.
 

Women talk

1. Fine: This is the word women use to
end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2. Five Minutes: If she is getting
dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if
you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before
helping around the house.

3.. Nothing: This is the calm before
the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes.
Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not
permission. Don't Do It!

5. Loud Sigh: This is actually not a
word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud
sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her
time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3
for the meaning of nothing.)

6. That's Okay: This is one of the most
dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she
wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for
your mistake.

7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do
not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.

8. Whatever: Is a women's way of saying
Kiss my *&%

9. Don't worry about it, I got it:
Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has
told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will
later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response
refer to #3.

LOL! This one's a classic. :)

I think that #7 needs more said because it definitely depends on whether it's said with sarcasm (?). I know that I can say "Thanks" but not really mean thank you. Those are really good!!! Thank you, Tink!!!!

That's true Diana. It could definitely be sarcastic.

I've seen those before Tink and enjoyed them. Always worth reading again.

Another loud belly laugh!