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judy 02-20-2008 07:47 AM

How many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb?
 
How many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb?

# GOLDEN RETRIEVER: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?

# BORDER COLLIE: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

# DACHSHUND: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!

# ROTTWEILER: Make me.

# LAB: Oh, me, me!!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?

# TIBETAN TERRIER:Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy!

# JACK RUSSELL TERRIER: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.

Tink 02-20-2008 08:50 AM

ROFL Judy thanks for sharing I love it!
Someone knows their breeds!

Janet 02-20-2008 02:56 PM

Judy that was so funny... I like the Lab one the best. Where's Rebecca...she would love that one too!

DianaB 02-20-2008 05:31 PM

I would have thought that a border collie would have kept anyone from leaving before the job was done. They like to herd. Those were really cute!!! So what would a yorkie say???

Marilyn 02-20-2008 07:25 PM

A yorkie would say..."I love you!!! Just keep holding me while you change that bulb for me, okay. I love you!!!":lovu:

Tink 02-20-2008 10:54 PM

A Standard Poodle would say "Don't bother dragging out the ladder. I'll just jump and spin... jump and spin... Jump and spin"

Marilyn 02-21-2008 04:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Tink
A Standard Poodle would say "Don't bother dragging out the ladder. I'll just jump and spin... jump and spin... Jump and spin"

:sidesplit: :sidesplit: I can sooo picture that!!!!!

Janet 02-21-2008 06:53 AM

That's a good one Tink!!! Poodles are so funny!

judy 02-21-2008 07:51 AM

I think my yorkies would be doing the dance of joy, saying "What's she doing? Where's she climbing? This is so exciting! Can I smell EVERYTHING? Can I grab that screwdriver? Can you chase me and play to get it back? Can you kiss me? Can you hold me? I'm very tired now, I need a nap from all that hard work."

DianaB 02-21-2008 08:56 AM

You guys came up with some really cute ones!!!! I think that Reuger would be saying, "Mama, can I sit RIGHT beside you while you change that light bulb?" He loves to be really close to me. After I came back from my aunt's I noticed that for several days he was always right against me and wouldn't let me out of his sight. When he's held he wants my hand touching him. He's such a Mama's boy!!!

Mollee, our airdale, would be saying, "We have light bulbs? What are light bulbs? Who cares about light bulbs? Where's Jaci?" She doesn't get too concerned about too much but she's a sweetie and she loves Jaci!!!!


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