you gotta read this police report
 

Supposedly A True Story from the Jacksonville, Fl., Police Dept.

A man goes to a party and has too much to drink. His friends plead with him to let them take him home. He says no he only lives a mile away.

About five blocks from party, the police pull him over for weaving and ask him to get out of the car and walk the line. Just as he starts, the police radio blares out a notice of a robbery taking place in a house just a block away. The police tell the man to stay put, they will be right back and they hop a fence and run down the street to the robbery.

The guy waits and waits and finally decides to drive home. When he gets there, he tells his wife he is going to bed, and to tell anyone who might come looking for him that he has the flu and has been in bed all day.

A few hours later the police knock on the door. They ask if Mr. Joe is there and his wife says yes. They ask to see him and she replies that he is in bed with the flu and has been so all day.

The police have his driver's license. They ask to see his car and she asks why. They insist on seeing his car, so she takes them to the garage. She opens the door. There sitting in the garage is the police car, with all its lights still flashing.

True story: Told by the driver at his first AA meeting.

LMAO... can you SAY BUSTED?

True story
 

:sidesplit: That reminds me of the reason I spent two months in Germany 5 years ago.
Pete had to go there for training on a new machine that GE was buying, anyway after two weeks of being alone at night he decided to go out with some of the guys from work and went to a local pub called Satchmoo's.
Evidently the beer in Germany is more potent than ours, because he woke up in jail.:eek:
The police had found him sleeping in the car with the motor running in the middle of a cow pasture. They have very strick DUI laws there, :thumbup: 1st timers loose their drivers licenses for 2 years and pay a $2000 fine.
To make a long story short, I had to fly there so he'd have a way to get to and from work.:rolleyes:
We had a great time, lots of great memories.:dreaming:

Oh Tink, that was hilarious!!! I know it's not good to drink, and then drink to excess, but man drunks are so funny!!!

That is just toooo funny !!!!

Both stories are great!

LOL. Both stories are too funny!

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Hmmmm......I thought that I'd already posted to this one but I didn't see it.

That's really funny!!! At least he didn't have the sirens going or she'd have known that the police car was in the garage!!!

Lol tink... :D awesome :)

lol, i have heard american beer is the weakest.