Funny Quote for the Day.
 

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The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse: You cannot post "Thou shalt not steal", "Thou shalt not commit adultery" and "Thou shalt not lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment.

- George Carlin

XD I love it!

Teeheehee good one!

I've never thought about it but I guess that the Ten Commandments would really step on their toes!!!!!

Quote~Thursday~ May 1st
 

My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never.

- Jack Benny
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I used to love Jack Benny....I could hear him saying that in my head! Very funny!

LOL.. I'm going to have to google this guy. I don't know him. :confused:

Friday~May 2nd~Funny Quote

My ancestors wandered lost in the wilderness for 40 years because even in biblical times, men would not stop to ask for directions.
-- Elayne Boosler

Saturday~May 3rd~Quote of the Day

Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes.
There's too much fraternizing with the enemy.

- Henry Kissinger

These quotes have been so cute, funny, and true!!!...LOL

Sunday~May 4th~ Quote of the Day

It's not so much knowing when to speak, when to pause.
Jack Benny

Those are great Kat! Thanks for making my day brighter...every day! :)

I'm really liking these quotes Kat. Can there be anyone wiser than Jack Benny?...:D

Great quotes - keep them coming!

Oh, to be so young!!!!