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Janet 09-23-2006 02:53 AM

HoneyMoon
 
Thought this was cute:

Honeymoon at Home:

Fred and Mary got married but can't afford a Honeymoon,
so they go back to Fred's Mom and Dad's for their first night together.
In the morning, Johnny, Fred's little brother, gets up and has his breakfast.
As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his mom if Fred and Mary are up yet.
She replies, "No".
Johnny asks, "Do you know what I think?"
His mom replies, "I don't want to hear what you think! Just go to school."
Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, "Are Fred and Mary
Up yet?"
She replies, "No."
Johnny says, "Do you know what I think?"
His mom replies, "Never mind what you think!Eat your lunch And go back to
School."
After school, Johnny comes home and asks again, "Are Fred and Mary
Up yet?"
His mom says, "No."
He asks, "Do you know what I think?"
His mom replies, "Ok, now tell me what you think?"
He says: "Last night Fred came to my room for the Vaseline and I
Think.....
I gave him my airplane glue."

Mandy 09-23-2006 01:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Janet
Thought this was cute:

Honeymoon at Home:

Fred and Mary got married but can't afford a Honeymoon,
so they go back to Fred's Mom and Dad's for their first night together.
In the morning, Johnny, Fred's little brother, gets up and has his breakfast.
As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his mom if Fred and Mary are up yet.
She replies, "No".
Johnny asks, "Do you know what I think?"
His mom replies, "I don't want to hear what you think! Just go to school."
Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, "Are Fred and Mary
Up yet?"
She replies, "No."
Johnny says, "Do you know what I think?"
His mom replies, "Never mind what you think!Eat your lunch And go back to
School."
After school, Johnny comes home and asks again, "Are Fred and Mary
Up yet?"
His mom says, "No."
He asks, "Do you know what I think?"
His mom replies, "Ok, now tell me what you think?"
He says: "Last night Fred came to my room for the Vaseline and I
Think.....
I gave him my airplane glue."


OMG OMG!!!! LMFAO!!!!!!!! That's HILARIOUS!!!! :yelrotflmao: :yelrotflmao: :yelrotflmao: :yelrotflmao:

rivermom 09-23-2006 01:22 PM

More visuals, OMG!! :eek:

Amber_lv 09-23-2006 04:04 PM

hahaha that is funny!!!


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