What Do You Do All Day?
 

A man came home from work and found his three Children outside, still
In their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty Food boxes and wrappers
Strewn all around the front yard.

The door of his wife's car was open, as was The front door to the house
And there was no sign of the dog. Proceeding Into the entry , he found
An even bigger mess. A lamp had been knocked Over, and the throw rug was
Wadded against one wall.

In the front room the TV was loudly blaring a Cartoon channel, and the family room was strewn with toys and Various items of clothing.

In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, Breakfast food was spilled on the Counter, the fridge door was open wide, dog Food was spilled on the floor, a broken glass lay under the table, and a
Small pile of sand was spread By the back door.

He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over Toys and more piles of clothes, looking for his wife. He was worried She might be ill, or that Something serious had happened.
He was met with a small trickle of water as it made its way out the bathroom door.
As he peered inside he found wet towels, Scummy soap and more toys Strewn over the floor. Miles of toilet paper lay in a Heap and toothpaste had been Smeared over the mirror and walls.

As he rushed to the bedroom, he found his wife Still curled up in the bed In her pajamas, reading a novel. She looked up at him, smiled, and asked how his day went.

He looked at her bewildered and asked, 'What Happened here today?'

She again smiled and answered, 'You know every Day when you come home From work and you ask me what in the world I do all Day?'

'Yes,' was his incredulous reply

She answered, 'Well, today I didn't do it..'

I've seen this one before but love reading it over and over. Honestly though, some men don't have a clue to what it takes to run a household. They really never see it done except at boys.

That is a really good one Tink.

I love this! LOL

I sent this right to my daughter!

Cute one! We certainly do more than they realize!

Love this Tink!

Thanks for bringing it to us..

Makes me think. Wouldn't it be something to have a 4MenTalk forum to try to understand them?

Good one Tink, add an 8 hour job on top of that, sometimes i run home at lunch time and throw a load of clothes in and mop real fast, they don't realize what we do!!

That was a really good one.