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DianaB 05-11-2009 04:04 PM

I got a Card for Mother's Day.......
 
I have to share it!!! I started laughing as soon as I started reading it. It's from my son but my DIL picked it out!!!

Mom--
as I was running
through the house with scissors,
wearing a pair of dirty underwear,
I realized I needed to get you
a Mother's Day card.
(My auctual words were"D**n,
I need to pick up a fr****n'
card for Mom!)
So, with messy hair
and unbrushed teeth,
I hitched a ride to the store
with a nice stranger
who gave me some candy.
And without the sales clerk
(who I think you know from church)
noticing, I stole this card for you!


Inside--
Well, anyway, I gotta go...
My no-good friends
are jumping off a bridge,
and, of course,
I have to do it, too!


Are you laughing? because by the time I got to the end I was rolling!!!! My son would have definitely picked out this card with or without his wife's help!!! Too cute!!

Mandy 05-12-2009 03:26 AM

Diana, that is hilarious!! Too funny, i love it ~ thanks for sharing.

Gina 05-12-2009 06:22 AM

Very funny!! Diana your on a roll with humor lol

Janet 05-12-2009 06:54 AM

That was funny Diana.

This is what the card said that Ricky got me:

Outside

A penny saved is a penny earned

Inside

And any money found in the dryer
is rightfully yours. (and very clean too)

Happy Mother's Day


It is cute to me because he knows I keep a cup in the cupboard above the washer and dryer for all the change I find. I've even found $5 and $10 bills. Their loss....LOLOL

gja1000 05-12-2009 04:56 PM

Oh Diana! I love your card and yours too Janet!!! LOL! LOL!

DianaB 05-12-2009 04:59 PM

Janet, it sounds like Ricky did a good job picking out your card too!! Very cute!!!

Janet 05-13-2009 02:44 AM

Our boys know us huh Diana? LOLOL

DianaB 05-13-2009 08:30 AM

Well, actually my DIL knows me!!! She's a sweetheart!!

judy 05-14-2009 06:24 AM

They are both great cards! It is good to have a laugh from your children!!! It's very sweet and thoughtful.

I got mushy cards from the kids and from Jess. I love mushy cards!

Marilyn 05-14-2009 10:21 AM

Great cards!!!! Diana and Janet, those were good ones!!


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