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DianaB 12-04-2009 09:03 AM

I got to play doctor.....
 
Yesterday Jaci and I were in the basement when I got a phone call. It was my granddaughter, Kera, and she needed me to come over right away (they live just on the other side of a pond from us). Jaci and I jumped in her pickup and went over. When we got there Daya was in the living room crying. She had refilled a stapler and then had stapled her finger! I was expecting it to just be one side of a staple in.......but no......she had the staple neatly and completely in her finger!!! I knew that if I just took my finger nails to it I could get it out but she'd probably cry harder so I took a knife with a small blade and faced her behind me where she couldn't see. :nursing:Then I took her arm under my arm and with the blade popped the staple out. She cried a little but it was out and done. We let it bleed a little then put peroxide on it. In a little while she was laughing and feeling better.........just wait until she gets my bill for surgery and a home visit!!!......She won't be laughing then!!!!!! :sidesplit:

paula1961 12-04-2009 10:26 AM

I swear Diana! You did it to me again........start out with something serious and then you have me cracking up laughing!:D
Poor Daya. I bet that hurt like crazy for a minute though! Good job Dr Grandma! Have your billing dept. go easy on her!:p:p

Janet 12-04-2009 01:47 PM

Did you take your Dr bag with all your supplies??? So glad it wasn't anything serious...poor girl!!!

DianaB 12-04-2009 03:02 PM

I just now realized that I fibbed:eek:........I said that I "jumped" into Jaci's pickup........actually it was more like I slowly got one cheek on the seat then pulled myself up so I could get the other cheek on the seat!! Sorry about that error!!!!

gja1000 12-04-2009 03:34 PM

Oh. My. Gosh. Dr. Diana, you were so good! And had me laughing too! I'm glad it wasn't more serious!

You done good, girl! :D

paula1961 12-04-2009 03:34 PM

:sidesplit: See you're doing it again LOL!!!

DianaB 12-04-2009 06:56 PM

Thanks!!!:D

Janet 12-04-2009 11:57 PM

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Originally Posted by DianaB (Post 103924)
I just now realized that I fibbed:eek:........I said that I "jumped" into Jaci's pickup........actually it was more like I slowly got one cheek on the seat then pulled myself up so I could get the other cheek on the seat!! Sorry about that error!!!!

Oh Diana....what are we going to do with you??????? :sidesplit::sidesplit::sidesplit:

2tiredmom 12-05-2009 01:25 PM

SO next time I get a boo boo can I call you and will you come running?:p
But I guess I live to far away. Oh well. Glad you got her fixed up.

DianaB 12-05-2009 03:11 PM

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Originally Posted by 2tiredmom (Post 104024)
SO next time I get a boo boo can I call you and will you come running?:p
But I guess I live to far away. Oh well. Glad you got her fixed up.

Call anytime......just remember I send a bill!!!!!

Lindsey 12-07-2009 07:59 AM

Lol! I hope she gets a family discount!
I need to stop coming to 4WT at work, I'm sure I look like a dork with a big smile on my face and trying not to laugh at my desk!

DianaB 12-07-2009 08:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Lindsey (Post 104165)
Lol! I hope she gets a family discount!
I need to stop coming to 4WT at work, I'm sure I look like a dork with a big smile on my face and trying not to laugh at my desk!

That's funny, Lindsey!!! LOL

Blueyes 12-07-2009 12:46 PM

Way to go Diana! We have a great nurse, and now we have a surgeon to guide us, lol!!

That's the way I get in a truck, too:p

gja1000 12-07-2009 03:47 PM

You guys are makin' me shoot coke out my nose! Make that diet coke...... :sidesplit:

judy 12-10-2009 06:51 AM

Oh, Diana! Your sense of humor is so great! Thank goodness she knew to call Dr. Grandma! You did a good job.


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