Dogs Pet Peeves
 

Ten Peeves that Dogs Have About Humans

'1'
Blaming your farts on me....
Not funny... Not funny at all !!!

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'2'
Yelling at me for barking.
I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG, YOU IDIOT!

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'3'
Taking me for a walk, then
Not letting me check stuff out.
Exactly whose walk is this anyway?

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'4'
Any trick that involves balancing
Food on my nose. Stop it!

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'5'
Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons.
Now you know why we chew your stuff
Up when you're not home.

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'6'
The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw.
You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo what
A proud moment for the top of the food chain.

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'7'
Taking me to the vet for "the big snip",
Then acting surprised when I freak
Out every time we go back!

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'8'
Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests.
Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.

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'9'
Dog sweaters. Hello ???
Haven't you noticed the fur?

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'10'
How you act disgusted when I lick myself..
Look, we both know the truth. You're just jealous.

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Now lay off me on some of these things.
We both know who's boss here!
You don't see me picking up your poop do you?
EVERY DOG HAS HIS DAY.
A DOG ALWAYS OFFERS UNCONDITIONAL LOVE.
CATS HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT!

Hahaha!! Poor dogs...they have such a rough life:rolleyes:

Oh! That made me LOL!!! I love it!!! THANKS!

How cute!!!

Paula that was soooo cute!!