A Night Out with Friends
 

Imagine that you go out one night to a really nice bar with your friends and have a few cocktails .
They taste so good, so you have a few more and then the DJ plays your favorite oldie -- 'I Will Survive, ' so you ' re off to the dance floor .


After an hour or so of shakin' your goodies, the DJ plays that irritating head-banging music , so you rejoin the group for a rest and another cocktail, or three


You notice a group of men standing nearby and one of them is looking at you. You look back at him and there is tangible chemistry between the two of you.


YOU buy him a drink.


He likes a woman who is not afraid to buy a man a drink. He approaches you to chat and you get along really well.
When the time seems perfect for both of you, he leans over and kisses you .


You have never been kissed like this before, an electric kiss and a tingle shudders through your entire body and you don ' t want it to stop.


"I don't usually do this sort of thing," you hear yourself saying, "but I've never felt like this before. Do you want to come back to my place?"

You wake up the next morning, and you roll out of bed, half-asleep , to go to the toilet , last night's memories slightly blurred


You look at yourself in the mirror , make an "urgh" sound. .


As you're sitting there, vivid flashes of what would seem like a marathon sex session flicker back into your head and you remember that you fell in love last night .


With a smile on your face , you stand up and walk back to the bedroom


and see... (see next post)

You instantly sober up, dial animal control, and vow to never ever drink again!

Friends don't let friends get drunk and take home ugly men! :p :p :p

:yelrotflmao: :yelrotflmao: GOTCHA!!!!!!!! :yelrotflmao: :yelrotflmao:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

gross.

I have seen this one LMAOOOOOOOOOOO , OMG I rather be single...lol

MEEEEE TOOOOOO!!!!!!!

i dont know about anyone else, but i would definetely know about that body before i slept with that!! i dont care how many drinks i had,, i could just feel that fur and would run like hell

That about sums it up!

OMG! That's gross!:eek:

HEY !!!!

WHAT THE H*#% are you doing with pictures of MY boyfriend ??????

you are sooooooooo IN TROUBLE !!:mad: You got some splainin to do sista !


:p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p

LOL

ROTFL!!!!! Now THAT was funny!!!

I love that it is an a$$ shot and that you can see between his legs! That makes it that much more hilarious!!!!! :p :p :p