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Classified Ads.....
These classifieds actually ran in a Minneapolis newspaper - a smile for your day....
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER .
8-years old. Hateful little b*st*rd. Bites!
FREE PUPPIES:
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.
FREE PUPPIES..
Mother, AKC German Shepherd.
Father, Super Dog...able to leap tall fences in a single bound.
FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG.
Looks like a rat. Been out a while. Better be a big reward..
COWS: NEVER BRED.
Also one gay bull for sale..
NORDIC TRACK
$300 Hardly used, call Chubby.
GEORGIA PEACHES
California grown - 89 cents/lb.
JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer $300.
WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE .
Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie.
And the best one?:
FOR SALE BY OWNER:
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition - $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed, Got married last month. Wife knows everything.
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(¸.•´ (¸.•` ¤ Diana Baker ✞
You and I are friends.......
Always remember that if you fall I will pick you up......
After I stop laughing!!!
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