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He Said To Me!
He Said To Me!
He said to me ...... I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
I said to him ...... You wear pants don't you?
He said to me .............. Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
I said. That's a good idea - you stand by the stove & sink while I sit on the sofa and do nothing but fart.
He said to me.....What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
I said to him ......Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
He said to me......Why don't women blink during foreplay?
I said to him ......They don't have time.
He said to me.....How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
I said to him .....I don't know; it has never happened.
He said to me.....Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking?
I said to him......They already have boyfriends.
He said....What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
I said.....A widow.
He said to me....Why are married women heavier than single women?
I said to him.....Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
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