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Guts or Balls

We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the
difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the difference
is listed below.

Guts is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by
your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask; "Are you still cleaning,
or are you flying somewhere?"

Balls is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of
perfume and have lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and
having the balls to say; "You're next!"

I hope this clears up any confusion on the subject. In reality there isn't
much difference since either one will ultimately result in death.