Question You Just Have to Ask
1.) If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
2.) Is there another word for "synonym"?
3.) Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?
4.) When sign makers go on strike is anything written on their signs?
5.) When you open a bag of cotton balls is the one on top meant to be thrown away?
6.) Where do forest rangers go to get away from it all?
7.) Why isn't there a mouse flavored cat food?
8.) What do you do when you see an endangered anmal eating an endangered plant?
9.) If a parsley frmer is sued can they garnish his wages?
10.) If a turtle doesn't have a shell is it homeless or naked?
11.) When companies ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in?
12.) If you choke a Smurf, what color does he turn?
13.) How do you tell when you've run out of invisible ink?
14.) If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
15.) If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?
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