I found this and thought that it was really cute. I'm sure that all men would like to know the rules that surround us women!!! LOL!!
The RULES
The FEMALE always make the Rules
The Rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification
No MALE can possibly know all The Rules
If the FEMALE suspects the MALE knows all The Rules , she must
immediately change some or all The Rules.
The FEMALE is never wrong.
If the FEMALE is wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding which
was the direct result of something the MALE did or said wrong
The MALE must apologize immediately for causing said misunderstanding
The FEMALE may change her mind at any time.
The MALE must never change his mind without the express
written consent of the FEMALE.
The FEMALE has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
The MALE must remain calm at all times-
Unless the FEMALE wants him to be angry and/or upset.
The FEMALE must, under no circumstances, let the MALE know
whether or not she wants him to be angry and/or upset.
The MALE is expected to mind read at all times.
The MALE who doesn't abide by The Rules can't take the heat, lacks
backbone, and is a wimp.
Any attempt to document The Rules could result in bodily harm.
If the FEMALE has PMS , all the The Rules are null and void.
The FEMALE is ready when she is ready.
The MALE must be ready at all times.