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rivermom · 03-11-2007, 05:46 PM

Understanding a Woman

We need REALLY MEANS I want

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You want REALLY MEANS You need

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It's your decision REALLY MEANS The correct decision should be obvious by now.

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We need to talk REALLY MEANS I need to complain

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Do what you want REALLY MEANS You'll pay for this later.

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You're ... so manly REALLY MEANS You need a shave and you sweat a lot.

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Sure... go ahead REALLY MEANS I don't want you to.

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I'm not upset REALLY MEANS Of course I'm upset, you moron!

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You're certainly attentive tonight. REALLY MEANS Is sex all you ever think about?

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I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting! REALLY MEANS I'm on my period.

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Be romantic, turn out the lights. REALLY MEANS I'm Embarrassed

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This kitchen is so inconvenient REALLY MEANS I want a new house.

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You have to learn to communicate. REALLY MEANS Just agree with me.

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Yes REALLY MEANS No

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No REALLY MEANS No

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Maybe REALLY MEANS No

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I heard a noise REALLY MEANS I noticed you were almost asleep.

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Do you love me? REALLY MEANS I'm going to ask for something expensive.

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How much do you love me? REALLY MEANS I did something you're not going to like.

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I'll be ready in a minute. REALLY MEANS Be patient I'll be a while.

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Am I a little fat? REALLY MEANS Tell me I'm beautiful.

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I'm sorry. REALLY MEANS You'll be sorry.

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Do you like this recipe? REALLY MEANS It's easy to fix, so get used to it.

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Was that the baby? REALLY MEANS Why don't you wake up and deal with the baby.

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I'm not yelling! REALLY MEANS Yes I am yelling because I think this is important.

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All we're going to buy is a soap dish REALLY MEANS Major shopping trip. Did you bring your checkbook?

03-11-2007, 05:46 PM	#1
rivermom Donating 4WT 500 Club Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Tontitown, Arkansas Posts: 2,475	Understanding A Woman Understanding a Woman We need REALLY MEANS I want -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You want REALLY MEANS You need -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- It's your decision REALLY MEANS The correct decision should be obvious by now. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- We need to talk REALLY MEANS I need to complain -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Do what you want REALLY MEANS You'll pay for this later. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You're ... so manly REALLY MEANS You need a shave and you sweat a lot. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sure... go ahead REALLY MEANS I don't want you to. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I'm not upset REALLY MEANS Of course I'm upset, you moron! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You're certainly attentive tonight. REALLY MEANS Is sex all you ever think about? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting! REALLY MEANS I'm on my period. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Be romantic, turn out the lights. REALLY MEANS I'm Embarrassed -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This kitchen is so inconvenient REALLY MEANS I want a new house. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You have to learn to communicate. REALLY MEANS Just agree with me. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Yes REALLY MEANS No -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- No REALLY MEANS No -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Maybe REALLY MEANS No -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I heard a noise REALLY MEANS I noticed you were almost asleep. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Do you love me? REALLY MEANS I'm going to ask for something expensive. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- How much do you love me? REALLY MEANS I did something you're not going to like. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I'll be ready in a minute. REALLY MEANS Be patient I'll be a while. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Am I a little fat? REALLY MEANS Tell me I'm beautiful. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I'm sorry. REALLY MEANS You'll be sorry. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Do you like this recipe? REALLY MEANS It's easy to fix, so get used to it. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Was that the baby? REALLY MEANS Why don't you wake up and deal with the baby. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I'm not yelling! REALLY MEANS Yes I am yelling because I think this is important. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- All we're going to buy is a soap dish REALLY MEANS Major shopping trip. Did you bring your checkbook? __________________ ~_/> , /\/\ ,,, Sheryl When I grow up I want to be a horse whisperer!